tickle-attack

Types of Humor
  • Gryffindor: dirty jokes, do-it-for-the-vine, loud and hearty guffaws, physical pranks, at themselves and each other, knee-slapping, random tickling attacks, tears of relief and joy, raucous celebratory laughter
  • Ravenclaw: high and clear, musical laughter, intelligent jokes, punchlines, horrible wordplay and puns, obscure inside jokes, mischievous twinkles, waiting for the other shoe to drop, elaborate pranks
  • Hufflepuff: warm and chuckling laughter, snorting milk, sputtering water, laughing until you can't breathe, teasing and ribbing, team-effort pranks, false innocence, irony, the onion headlines, dad jokes
  • Slytherin: dark jokes, lets-play-serious-or-joking, best friend insults, throw your head back laughter, red face and teary eyes, knowing smirks, weird news, lewis carroll, inventive pranks, dangerous dares
OT3 goodness
  • We specifically bought this mini-van instead of a car because it has three seats in the font but now all we do is argue about who gets to sit in the middle
  • Our group chat is mostly just Person A serenading the both of us with song lyrics and dirty messages oh my god this fucking dork…oh shit now I’m kinda aroused one of you fuckers meet me for lunch asap
  • We all tried to spit our toothpaste in the sink at the same time and ended up banging our heads together and communicating in unintelligible noises due to having too much fucking toothpaste in our mouths oh my god will one you just spit first I’m so tired I want to go to bed
  • Person A always sleeps in the middle because they are the smallest but that also means that sometimes they end up like a whole half of the way down the bed by morning and more than once now we’ve both been terrified we accidentally suffocated them in the night
  • Person B is literally so fucking ticklish and we tickle-attack them so often that we think they might actually secretly hate us and have plans to leave us
  • Your parents are super supportive of our relationship which is really nice but every year your mom knits us three matching Christmas sweaters and we have no choice but to wear them and now the entire extended family knows we’re all together and it can get kinda awkward at times but oh well I love you both so much, hey Person A show us your childhood bedroom
  • I SWEAR I HAVEN’T WORN A PAIR OF MY OWN UNDERWEAR IN OVER A YEAR THERE IS JUST SO MUCH FUCKING UNDERWEAR IN THIS HOUSEHOLD GODDAMN
  • You and I were innocently making out but then I got aroused and so did you but we knew Person C would be home literally any minute so we just decided to wait for them at which point they walked through the door and took one look at our faces and realized exactly what was going on before sighing at us disappointingly and taking off their shirt
  • You two are such trouble-makers and I am literally cleaning up after you 24/7 please be adults for like one second and no both of you simultaneously smothering me in neck kisses isn’t going to make me less mad….but carry on anyways
Affection Starters!

“Your hair is so soft…” 

“It’s too cold! Get back here…” 

“No, I’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.” 

“You’re so cute when you pout like that!” 

“C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working!” 

“Surprise tickle attack!” 

“Share your jacket, I forgot mine.” 

“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” 

“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” 

“I didn’t mean to leave you alone for so long—come here, I missed you.” 

“Are you wearing my shirt?” 

“Ssh, you’re safe. I wont let go of you.” 

“What, does that feel good?” 

“HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” 

Tol and Smol things

the tol randomly lifting the smol and putting them down somewhere else like people do with babies and the smol being so confused like “why??????”

the smol being the perfect height for surprise tickle attacks because no one looks down so no one sees them coming

the tol using the smol as an armrest and the smol acts annoyed but secretly loves it

the smol just burrowing into the tol’s shoulder/chest when they hug and the tol resting their chin on the top of the smol’s head

the smol hiding behind the tol and literally no one can see them because they’re so smol or because the tol is so tol

the smol being a tiny little ball of energy and rage and constantly jumping around and threatening to fight people 

the tol being the one who has to calm down the smol and apologize when the smol says “fite me” to that five year old who took the last box of lucky charms in the store 

the tol giving the smol piggyback rides

the smol running full speed at the tol and barrelling into them but only succeeding in bouncing off because they’re so smol

the smol being the big spoon and the tol being the little spoon sometimes

the tol puts all the things on the top shelf so that the smol has to jump to reach them

the smol retaliating by putting all the things on the bottom shelf so the tol has to bend over or kneel on the floor to reach them

the smol having a huge ass dog like a saint bernard or a wolfhound or something big enough to ride

the tol having a fucking chihuahua

Speedy Kisses

Peter Maximoff x Reader

Speedy Kisses

Prompt: CAN U WRITE A FLUFFY THING WITH PETER MAXIMOFF DOFP USES HIS POWERS TO ATTACK AND TICKLE YOU

Note: Yes. Yes I can.

It was a particularly rainy afternoon at X Mansion. Until the weather let up, you had curled up on the couch in front of the fireplace, reading. For the past few minutes, you had been free of distraction, but that was about to change.

A silver blur dashed into the room and sat beside you on the couch, staring at you intensely.

“Babe,”

“Yes?” you asked without looking up from your romance novel.

“Let’s go outside.”

“It’s raining out.”

“Yeah, but what’s the fun in staying inside?”

“Peter,” you said warningly, sliding your bookmark into your book. “Don’t.”

“Wouldn’t it be a shame if I just…” he raised his hands, a mischievous glint in his eyes.

“Peter Maximoff, I swear to God!” You warned, face turning red in anticipation. In an instant, his hands were on you, tickling relentlessly. You laughed loudly, kicking and flailing and trying to get away, but Peter was too strong and too fast. “PETER STOP!”

“Nope,” he laughed, continuing to tickle you. He began to pepper kisses all over your face.

“PETER!” You screamed. Suddenly, a sonic scream erupted from your mouth. All of the lights flickered off and Peter stopped moving, shocked.

“Oh right. That’s why you don’t like to be tickled.”

“You think?!”

“Let’s get out of here.”

“Yeah. Good plan, Speedy.”

Most wtf parts of hide and seek Mansae

Why the hell is Jeonghan tickle attacking Jun???

The doggy pat Seungkwan gives Dino

When The8 goes to comfort the ever pointing Dino

That looks like a really hard slap Hoshi….like damn what’d Mingyu do to you?

S.COUPS LITERALLY SNIFFS HIS HAIR IM DEAD

Proof yet again that Seungkwan is a freaking savage that needs to be stopped

Daddy tickles
  • Daddy: *starts attacking me with tickles*
  • Me: HAHAHAHHA D-DADDY O-OH MY- AHHHHAHAHHAAHHA ST-S-STOP IT! HAHAHAHHAHAHA
  • Daddy: *smirks and doesn't stop* what's so funny, sweets? Why are you laughing? Am I missing something?
  • Me: HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA S-STOP PLEASE P-PLEASE STOP AHAHHAHAHHA
  • Daddy: hm, I'm feeling quite left out if I do say so myself, little one. Do fill me in on this. It seems to be very funny? *is just adorable and wow*
  • Me: AHHHHHH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
  • Daddy: *finally stops with a huge smile* care to share?
  • Me: *hides my face under his arm and sighs while letting myself breathe* heeeeeyyyyy *pouts*

Character A sees Character B asleep on the couch without any shoes or socks and decides to take advantage of this by hopping on Character B’s legs and tickling their feet. Character B, however, was really faking their sleep and was planning for Character A to get close enough to them so Character B could tickle-attack their belly. They both end up rolling around on the floor laughing.