dirty jokes, do-it-for-the-vine, loud and hearty guffaws, physical pranks, at themselves and each other, knee-slapping, random tickling attacks, tears of relief and joy, raucous celebratory laughter
high and clear, musical laughter, intelligent jokes, punchlines, horrible wordplay and puns, obscure inside jokes, mischievous twinkles, waiting for the other shoe to drop, elaborate pranks
warm and chuckling laughter, snorting milk, sputtering water, laughing until you can't breathe, teasing and ribbing, team-effort pranks, false innocence, irony, the onion headlines, dad jokes
dark jokes, lets-play-serious-or-joking, best friend insults, throw your head back laughter, red face and teary eyes, knowing smirks, weird news, lewis carroll, inventive pranks, dangerous dares
We specifically bought this mini-van instead of a car because it has three seats in the font but now all we do is argue about who gets to sit in the middle
Our group chat is mostly just Person A serenading the both of us with song lyrics and dirty messages oh my god this fucking dork…oh shit now I’m kinda aroused one of you fuckers meet me for lunch asap
We all tried to spit our toothpaste in the sink at the same time and ended up banging our heads together and communicating in unintelligible noises due to having too much fucking toothpaste in our mouths oh my god will one you just spit first I’m so tired I want to go to bed
Person A always sleeps in the middle because they are the smallest but that also means that sometimes they end up like a whole half of the way down the bed by morning and more than once now we’ve both been terrified we accidentally suffocated them in the night
Person B is literally so fucking ticklish and we tickle-attack them so often that we think they might actually secretly hate us and have plans to leave us
parents are super supportive of our relationship which is really nice
but every year your mom knits us three matching Christmas sweaters and
we have no choice but to wear them and now the entire extended family
knows we’re all together and it can get kinda awkward at times but oh
well I love you both so much, hey Person A show us your childhood
I SWEAR I HAVEN’T WORN A PAIR OF MY OWN
UNDERWEAR IN OVER A YEAR THERE IS JUST SO MUCH FUCKING UNDERWEAR IN THIS
You and I were innocently making out
but then I got aroused and so did you but we knew Person C would be
home literally any minute so we just decided to wait for them at which
point they walked through the door and took one look at our faces and
realized exactly what was going on before sighing at us disappointingly
and taking off their shirt
You two are such
trouble-makers and I am literally cleaning up after you 24/7 please be
adults for like one second and no both of you simultaneously smothering
me in neck kisses isn’t going to make me less mad….but carry on anyways
CAN U WRITE A FLUFFY THING WITH PETER MAXIMOFF DOFP USES HIS POWERS TO ATTACK
AND TICKLE YOU
Yes. Yes I can.
It was a particularly rainy afternoon at X
Mansion. Until the weather let up, you had curled up on the couch in front of
the fireplace, reading. For the past few minutes, you had been free of
distraction, but that was about to change.
A silver blur dashed into the room and sat
beside you on the couch, staring at you intensely.
“Yes?” you asked without looking up from your
“Let’s go outside.”
“It’s raining out.”
“Yeah, but what’s the fun in staying inside?”
“Peter,” you said warningly, sliding your
bookmark into your book. “Don’t.”
“Wouldn’t it be a shame if I just…” he raised
his hands, a mischievous glint in his eyes.
“Peter Maximoff, I swear to God!” You warned,
face turning red in anticipation. In an instant, his hands were on you, tickling
relentlessly. You laughed loudly, kicking and flailing and trying to get away,
but Peter was too strong and too fast. “PETER STOP!”
“Nope,” he laughed, continuing to tickle you.
He began to pepper kisses all over your face.
“PETER!” You screamed. Suddenly, a sonic
scream erupted from your mouth. All of the lights flickered off and Peter
stopped moving, shocked.
“Oh right. That’s why you don’t like to be tickled.”
Character A sees Character B asleep on the couch without any shoes or socks and decides to take advantage of this by hopping on Character B’s legs and tickling their feet. Character B, however, was really faking their sleep and was planning for Character A to get close enough to them so Character B could tickle-attack their belly. They both end up rolling around on the floor laughing.