AP Bio teachers: so remember guys, freaking ADH and the kidneys, and the pancreas secretes insulin and glucagon, and the lac operon is inducible, and there’s this counter-current exchange thingy, and homologous structures, and convergent evolution, and genetic drift, and gene flow, and cellular respiration steps, and CAM plants, and photorespiration, and the thylakoid membrane, and invest your entire life in biology.

The weeks before: wow i know so little, let me read through all my notes again.

*wastes 1048108340192848 hours of life studying bio*

AP Bio exam writers: can you read? can you comprehend graphs? Show us how to BS properly and with the utmost grace. Do you even need to take bio to take the exam? No, not really.