I get a free ham every year at work for a trade we do with the local Heavenly Ham franchise. This year, since Official Deepsouthlefty Baby Mama now works here too, I GET ANOTHER HAM. Actually I got her a turkey but she’s a vegetarian so I get to eat all this delicious smoked meat. I am going to die of a holiday meat overdose. Catfunk, please take some of this ham.