Wampus Fanmix

warriors - imagine dragons

my body - young the giant

american beauty/american psycho - fall out boy

hooked on a feeling - blue swede

empire - shakira

dangerous woman - ariana grande

seven nation army - the white stripes

make it rain - ed sheeran

my own worst enemy - lit

closer - kings of leon

wilderness - nick jonas

secret - maroon 5

ready, aim, fire - imagine dragons

do I wanna know - artic monkeys

hurricane - the fray

young volcanoes - fall out boy

Sassy - Draco Malfoy Imagine

Request: Hi! Could you write something where Draco is teasing / being kinda shitty to the person he likes because he has no idea how to handle his feelings for them? But then, to his surprise, they just sass him and give him a kiss on the cheek just because they want to be an asshole, and it totally catches him off guard and their relationship kinda evolves from that? Thank you!

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“Hey there, little miss sunshine.” I hear Draco sneer down at me from his perch in a giant tree. I roll my eyes and attempt to walk past without acknowledging his existence, but he jumps down from the branch and lands directly in front of me, blocking my path and causing his goons, Crabbe and Goyle, to surround me. “Where do you think you’re going, mudblood? You think you can just walk away and ignore your superiors?” He taunts, making me laugh under my breath.

“Awe, does the little mummy’s boy need to be the center of attention?” I tease in baby talk, making his face contort into one of disgust and disbelief. His goons tried to grab both of my arms, but I pushed them off and took a step toward Draco, causing them to flip their shit.

“Stay away from him, you filthy mudblood!” Goyle growled, making me smirk and shoot him daggers with my piercing eyes.

“You always make yourself out to be such a tough guy, Draco.” I begin, my eyes darting to his lips. I see him glance down at mine, his eyebrows raising and a tiny smile forming on his lips. “I’m sure that if your really wanted to, you could push away a weak little mudblood like me.” I continue, getting closer to his face. I stare him in the eyes and smirk. “But you won’t, will you?” I whisper before placing a quick kiss on his cheek, his breath hitching in his throat and his back straightening immediately. I pull away quickly and right between Crabbe and Goyle, who are standing there, stunned, from what just happened. 

“I didn’t think so.” I quip before walking confidently through the courtyard and back into the castle, leaving a shocked Draco there with his jaw on the floor. 

- - - Later - - -

“Y/L/N!” I hear somebody shout in the background of the conversations taking place in the Hogwarts Great Hall during dinner. I turn around, rolling my eyes dramatically when I see Draco leaning over toward my table.

“What do you want, Malfoy?” I ask, annoyed that he’s interrupting my dinner, most likely to be an asshole about earlier. 

“About today…” He says with a nervous voice. My eyes widen and my lips part slightly before turning into a smirk. 

“Awe, is the poor baby tongue tied?” I tease in the same baby voice as before. He just rolls his eyes and turns back to me after glaring at Blaise, who is busy laughing his ass off.

He shuts his eyes tightly and takes a deep breath before speaking again. “Willyougooutwithme?” He says quickly, making the entire hall go silent in an instant. Everyone turns from looking at Draco to looking at me, waiting for my reply.

“Uh, well, I..” I trail off, not being able to think with everyone staring at me. I look around and suddenly get mad. “DON’T YOU IDIOTS HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN STARE AT ME?” I shout, making everyone jump or whisper, but they continue to watch intently. Draco’s face is bright red and he’s looking at me… with hope?

“Well..?” He persists, making me roll my eyes again. Instead of say yes or no, I get up from my seat and pointedly walk to Draco’s side, motioning for him to sit up. He does so, with surprise, and I take a seat on his lap, not bothering to pay attention to him as he sputters like a fish and looks me up and down, not sure where to put his hands. 

“Of course, you blotting idiot.” I say before wrapping my arms around his neck and placing my lips on his, which are incredibly soft. 

“Thank bloody god.” He mumbles against my lips as people exchange ‘woah’s and ‘holy crap’s. 

“It sure took you long enough.” I mumble as he stands up, scooping me up and carrying me bridal style down the path to the doors of the Great Hall. 

“Believe me, darling. I’m done with waiting.” 


The Thunderbird appears in many Native American legends and is said to be larger than a condor. 

Some said that the Thunderbird accompanied thunderstorms and that lightning flashed from its eyes. It was said to feed on killer whales. Some called it Piasa, or ‘devourer of man’ and believed the bird required sacrifices or it would attack a whole community.

The Ojibway of Lake Superior said that a Thunderbird fought with Mishipishu, a snake like monster of the lake. In more recent time, the Sioux Medicine Man, John (Fire) Lame Deer told of the Thunderbird and said that the he believed that they had gone to the furthest parts of the earth, unhappy with the dirty and impure civilization of the whites. 

Sightings of the thunderbird go back centuries and fossil records have shown that birds with wing spans between 12 and 18 ft existed alongside early man.


April fools day at Ilvermorny

The students all make/buy hogwarts robes.

Horned serpent take ravenclaw

Pukwudgies take hufflepuff

Wampus take gryffindor

And thunderbird, after a lot of complaining, take slytherin (they wanted ravenclaw)

The students do nothing but wear these robes on April fools day, fake British accents, print out and tape the hogwarts house emblems onto the entrances of their common rooms, and mumble about how Harry Potter is always fucking up their education.

The teachers were very confused.

Many Native American tribes shared a common legend of a massive-winged creature that is suppose to be larger than a condor; the great Thunderbird.

Reports of Thunderbird sightings go back centuries, and the fossil record does show that giant birds with wingspans between 12 and 18 ft were likely contemporary with early man. Today the creature is generally regarded as a myth.

Please do the Pottermore Reading!

I’m seeing people throwing a fit about there being only one Great Wizarding School for North America and it’s stated on Pottermore exactly why. 

Wizarding populations of most countries choose the option of home schooling. Occasionally, too, the magical community in a given country is tiny or far-flung and correspondence courses(distance learning, it would be akin to online courses now) have been found a more cost-effective means of educating the young.”

It’s not safe to assume that all the magical children in the country would even attend the school but instead would be homeschooled or do their schooling through the mail.  

In regards to smaller schools that is also addressed:

“There are eleven long-established and prestigious wizarding schools worldwide, all of which are registered with the International Confederation of Wizards. Smaller and less well-regulated institutions have come and gone, are difficult to keep track of, and are rarely registered with the appropriate Ministry (in which case, I cannot vouch for the standard of education they might offer).”

This is also mentioned when discussing Uagadou,the African school:

“ Although Africa has a number of smaller wizarding schools, there is only one that has stood the test of time (at least a thousand years) and achieved an enviable international reputation: Uagadou. The largest of all wizarding schools, it welcomes students from all over the enormous continent.”

As far as Ilvermorny itself there are some things that are being stated in the schools story such as the sorting ceremony,wand selection and the robe colors. They’re simply being overlooked.

Ilvermorny Sorting Ceremony:

“ While the rest of the school watches from the circular balcony overhead, new students file into the round entrance hall. They stand around the walls and, one by one, are called to stand on the symbol of the Gordian Knot set into the middle of the stone floor. In silence the school then waits for the enchanted carvings to react. If the Horned Serpent wants the student, the crystal set into its forehead will light up. If the Wampus wants the student, it roars. The Thunderbird signifies its approval by beating its wings, and the Pukwudgie will raise its arrow into the air.

Should more than one carving signify its wish to include the student in its house, the choice rests with the student. Very rarely – perhaps once a decade – a student is offered a place in all four houses.“

Wand Selection:

“Once students have been allocated a house they are led into a large hall where they select (or are selected by) a wand.”

Ilvermorny robes and their colors:

“ The robes of Ilvermorny are blue and cranberry. The colours honour Isolt and James: blue because it was Isolt’s favourite colour and because she had wished to be in Ravenclaw house as a child; cranberry in honour of James’s love of cranberry pie. All Ilvermorny students’ robes are fastened by a gold Gordian Knot, in memory of the brooch Isolt found in the ruins of the original Ilvermorny cottage.

Ilvermorny Headcanon Train! *toot toot*
  • On 4th of July, despite the teachers’ many attempts to prevent it, there’s no stopping the fireworks. Students casting fireworks everywhere (and I do mean EVERYWHERE) as they zoom around on broomsticks, the more experienced students creating complex fireworks that look like creatures (dragons, phoenixes, etc.), and the houses competing to see who can make better fireworks (every year Thunderbird wins, because they have a reputation to uphold. How can they lose when their house mascot is a bird that literally creates thunder in the sky?).
  • Thunderbirds and Horned Serpents getting along really well. They both enjoy reading (Thunderbirds more for the imaginary adventure, Horned Serpents more for the mental stimulation), and with the Horned Serpent’s vast amount of knowledge they’re very handy to have around when the Thunderbird decides to go adventuring. Also, they love coming up with crazy theories intermingling the Horned Serpent’s known facts and the Thunderbird’s wild imagination. 
  • Since Wampus represents the body, they are huge activists on transgender rights and body positivity. Being comfortable with your body is very important to them. On that note, not all Wampuses are athletic, but they don’t let their lack of athleticism prevent them from being total badasses. You can’t ever use their weight against them, because their determination and confidence will prove you wrong. 
  • You think Thunderbirds and Wampuses have a rivalry? Ha, yeah right. The real rivalry is between Pukwudgie and Horned Serpent. Both houses are known for their excelling students, and thus they are often competing to see which is the smarter house. Science fairs are like battlefields, exam days are thick with tension, and lord help us if there’s any trivia games. They often have duels just to see who knows the most complex spells. 
  • Instead of owls Ilvermorny uses hawks and eagles, but let’s be honest here, they’re hardly used. Why send a hawk when you can literally just write a Email or something? Students at Ilvermorny are not above No-Maj technology. 
  • Pukwudgies will laugh in your face if you ever compare them to Hufflepuff. You do realize their house mascot is known for poisoning people with darts, right? And just because they represent heart doesn’t mean they’re nice and gentle. It just means they wear their hearts on their sleeves, and for some that means angry outbursts, mean tempers and heated arguments. And some believe tough love is a necessary part of healing.   
  • Don’t ever be racist or sexist around a Wampus, you’ll end up with a bloody nose. 
  • Cranberry pie is served EVERYDAY, much to everyone’s amusement.
  • Pukwudies get special treatment from the goblins themselves, though the goblins fiercely deny it.   
  • If you think Hogwart’s feasts are amazing, try visiting Ilvermony during Thanksgiving. Pukwudgies have their hands full with easing stomach aches as students eat way more than they should. 
  • Since Wampuses get hurt a lot they often turn to Pukwudgies for help, and thus there is often strong, loyal friendships between the two houses. Pukwugies often fuss over the Wampuses taking better care of themselves (because they act like their bodies are impenetrable) and the Wampuses will DESTROY anyone who messes with their nerds. They are like a support system for each other. More often than not you can not find one without the other.   

I imagine that Ilvermorny starts out as Hogwarts 2.0 but by now it’s changed because there’s no way American Wizards wouldn’t want to be independent from the British because ‘Murica!! so have some modern Ilvermorny headcanons:

- Mostly everyone uses pens and spiral notebooks. Quills and parchment are too outdated for these kids. 

- There’s been an ongoing fight for the elimination of uniforms since the 70′s. As of the 90′s they get to wear whatever they want on fridays, holidays, and the last day of school so long as they aren’t in trouble with the administration.

- During the weekends the kids have the option to use underground passages to get to a facility far away enough from the school where they can use their muggle devices. Movie nights projected on the walls are a popular event.

- There are bike lanes on campus because the students love to bring their bikes,skateboards, rollerblades, and scooters to school.

-The classes about no-maj culture is TONS better than the one at hogwarts. American wizards are generally up to date with muggle culture and politics. Most even vote during elections when they become of age.

-Each grade level has a representative and there are meetings held where they discuss possible events and can address various issues to the headmaster. You can even “impeach” your rep with enough signatures and a student held trial with a jury and everything.

-Student held trials are actually a popular way to settle disputes, but the administration had to create a set of rules that define an “appropriate dispute for the court” after a traumatic year long trial involving a broken novelty mug.

-There’s a drama department and they like to perform no-maj plays/musicals at the end of the year. 

-The popularity of quidditch is dwindling. Ultimate Frisbee played on brooms is becoming the new favorite on campus.

-Your are not required to sit with your house during meals and many like to eat outside the cafeteria.

- Students are only required to dorm with their house until 3rd year. During the summer before their 4th year they and other friends regardless of house can apply to share a room together.