Keith: *Ties a necktie into a bow and stuffs a dishtowel down his shorts*
Keith: “I’m a princess now”
The AU this fandom needs but does not deserve in which Keith grows up loved and happy with his big Galra mama.
Headcannon that Dad Kogane buys Keith’s mom sassy clothes with stuff like “I wear the pants” completely unironically. She doesn’t get it.