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There’s a story soldiers tell World War II, Market Garden, Allied assault behind enemy lines. What happens is, these allied troops have to cross a river. First wave of soldiers get in their little pontoon boats, get halfway across the river, and the Germans just open up their machine guns and just cut them all down. None of them make it. These two colonels are watching the bodies floating in the river, and one of them says, “those are the bravest men I’ve ever seen.” The second colonel points to the second wave of soldiers getting in their little pontoon boats, getting ready to cross the same river, only they saw what happened to the first guys. They know what’s coming. And that colonel says, “no. Those are the bravest men I’ve ever seen.”

Story Time: My First Law School Final

Soooooo today was my first law school final.

Prior to me taking my Contract final, I unpacked my things only to discover that I left my MacBook charger.

Keep in mind that my final was THREE HOURS! But me believing my Mac was fully charged, I wasn’t going to stress it… until I turned my laptop on.

DAWG, MY LAPTOP WAS ON 25 FUCKING PERCENT! I almost broke into tears because I had 30 minutes until my exam so I couldn’t even go home. So I’m walking up to 2Ls or 3Ls, because they didn’t have exams like, do you have a MacBook Charger?

Of course, no one did. So I walk towards the IT office to ask for a charger and if they didn’t I would borrow a fuck ass PC laptop. When I walked in, no one was there.

Bruh, I literally shed a thug tear because I already accepted the fact that I was going to fail my final exam before even taking it. So I walk back to the classroom and see one of the IT guys. Bruh, I literally fainted in God’s anointing like:

I asked the IT guy if he had a charger and he did! All I had to do was go to his office and get it. I walk in, see the charger on his desk, and I’m like:

Plug the joint into my computer and my computer was charging, leaving me to take my exam in peace. WON’T HE DO IT?

CARYL REUNION 2.0

This reunion better make me sob and cry thug tears. This reunion better make me want to be nice to my stupid ex-boyfriend and forgive all those petty bitches that did me wrong. This reunion better make me want to do a mothefucking backflip and land with the splits. This reunion better have Carol breaking down in Daryl’s arms. This reunion better have me like:

Originally posted by fororchestra