thug story yo

Thug Story 2.0 (Tumblr Story)

I’m worth 200 mill
Cat robe to the floor
Your Swifties never thought I’d be tumbling hard core
Yes I’m learning all the slang
Got a really strong selfie game
Still like pegacorns and its becky not tay
I’m so gangster you can find me up tumbling at night
You out drinking? Well I just 4,000 likes
T-Swift and Tree Pain hitting up cyber space
It’s a tumblr story tell me can you handle that?

I reblogged fans last night then laughed when they cried
I liked a cat pic then followed some more
By the time I finished the fandom was dyingggggg

Cuz I’m a superstar tumbler
(Everybody loves me)
I’m a fan stalker
(Go ahead and judge me)
You can call me B-Weed cuz that’s what I smoke
Hey it’s a tumblr story no this ain’t a joke

Cuz I’m a celeb turned fangirl
You want my cookie recipe
Ruling over tumblr in my no it’s becky t
T-Swift and my cats all up on the same track
It’s a tumblr story and you can’t handle thattttt

What, what I tumble daily yo
What, what Mercury’s renegading tho (bleep)
Hey hey hold on,
I didn’t even say anything
I said tho
You guys bleeped me and I didn’t even say anything
I didn’t swear
Hello? Ugh