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high school be like
  • skipping class to study for a test for another class
  • “dude i ate three microwave burritos for breakfast” “what’s breakfast”
  • hackey sack in the roundabouts during class
  • sleeping literally everywhere
  • in the library behind the shelves
  • under tables/chairs/those half-hexagon tables
  • in the blackbox/on the stage/in the pit 
  • everywhere 
  • “god i’m so sick i want to die” “go home then” “no i’m in four ap’s”
  • “so _______ just gave out this assignm-” *voice from other side of the room* “UGH, GOD, NO” 
  • fucking incentive days 
  • going to ihop for prom dinner because “tickets are 80 dollars and i’ve already disappointed my parents by not bringing a date so what do i have to lose exactly” 
  • christmas carols being sung at virtually any point during the year 
  • starbucks girls vs redbull and broken dreams girls 
  • god damn shorts in negative temperatures 
  • seriously what the fuck 
  • goddamn your mother is screaming internally 
  • you don’t look cool and dick frostbite sounds terrible put on some pants
  • “i haven’t read a book in four months” “tkam” “nope doesn’t count” 
  • teacher memes 
  • at least nine (9) kids playing the batman theme every time you walk past the band room on varying instruments at varying tempos
  • “bro, i’ve broken every letter of DARE in the last 24 hours” “nooooice” 
  • “this /shit/ is bananas! b-a-n-a-n-a-s!” 
  • “behold our lord and savior, the librar-” “you guys can’t eat in here” “GODDAMMIT CAROL” 
  • the constant sound of the Void sucking souls into it’s gaping maw
  • broken stalls