throwing up deuces

GoT Afterthoughts 7x07 The Dragon and The Wolf (Jonsa Edition) SPOILERS

So here we are -the finale. I’d like to bitch about how badly we’ve been ripped off by D&D, but I don’t want to be repetitive. lol

We begin our episode outside the walls of Kings Landing. It looks like the Unsullied have abandoned Casterly Rock for a display of power and muscle, and are quickly joined by the Dothriaki -whooping and hollering in a most obnoxious way (I truly dislike them). Jamie and Bronn watch from atop the ramparts for some lively “cock banter”, ya know, since D&D are epic writers and such.

Side note: I love how they slowed down Dany’s theme song here. At least the musical score is never disappointing.

We get a nice aerial shot of Euron’s huge fleet, as what’s left of Dany’s sails towards KL. Jon, ever a Northerner, is NOT impressed with KL.  Stay true to your roots, Jonny boy. Suspiciously (not really), Dany is absent. Gee … I wonder if she’s planning on a flamboyant dragon-styled entrance?

The Hound goes below deck to check if Bones is resting comfortably. The box is quiet -must have been that Dramamine they gave him to counter his seasickness. Nope -he’s awake, and clearly feels their hospitality leaves something to be desired.

Side note: I wonder if Jon inquiring how many people live in KL is a foreshadowing of a future disaster there? Remember that there are casks of Dragon fire buried everywhere beneath the city. I’m almost positive that will come into play next season.

We jump quickly to Cersei in the Red Keep who’s been informed that Dany isn’t with her entourage. How much you wanna bet that Cersei’s thinking the same exact thing I wrote above? She informs Ser Gregor that if anything goes wrong, he’s to kill the silver haired bitch first, then her brother and then the bastard who calls himself King.

Now we’re back with the entourage, and we get a bit of a history lesson about the dragon pit ruins, and Jorah says something I perceived to be very important (as well as synonymous of Dany and her conquering Targ ancestors):

Jorah: Dragons don’t understand the difference between what’s theirs and what isn’t. Land, livestock, children.

CONQUERORS!

We learn how over time, with entrapment, the dragons withered away to nothing, small as dogs.

This particular part didn’t serve any purpose, other than to reunite the original brotp3, Pod, Bronn and Tyrion. We see that they all still have a fondness for each other -and perhaps a foreshadowing that Bronn will be switching allegiance soon. The Hound and Brienne also have a surprisingly friendly reunion, as they bond over their adopted daughter, Arya. I’m glad they brought her up, and I’m so very excited to see a Hound/Stark girls reunion next season!

So, we’re in the Dragon Pit now, and truthfully -this entire 20 minute scene was utter garbage, and I’m pretty pissed that they wasted nearly the entire finale on this flaming dumpster, tbh.

Clegane bowl is coming. Cersei is annoyed with Dany’s theatrical entrance (and truthfully, the extra-ness of it all was kind of lame). I guess it was necessary to put Drogon in the dragon pit? But when he flew away, let’s be honest -his wings would have sent those canopies hurling away and knocked everyone on their asses, too.

Euron’s a dick. Tyrion attempts to open the floor for Jon, Cersei is her usual snarky, skeptical and extra self (I fucking love her), and finally Sandor releases Bones, and ……  the Dramamine must have kicked in? Time for a jump scare!

Bones charges Cersei and is yanked back just in time. The Hound cuts him in half, but he keeps on coming until Jon does his sales pitch demonstration (how sad do you think Kit was that they made him do this terrible scene?) of fire and dragon glass (thanks Davos, for your assistance).

Euron peaces out -all but throwing up deuces upon his hasty exit, but not before propositioning Dany. Cersei agrees to the truce -tell me honestly -did you all REALLY believe her? She suddenly became so reasonable, which is schiesty as hell, if you ask me. She throws some shade at Dany, and asks Jon to stay neutral. Cersei specifically evokes the honorable Ned Starks name, insinuating that she can trust the son to be as honorable as daddy dearest.

Did this jump out at any of you? Because of course Cersei does know that Ned was honorable -yet, she also knows that he had forsaken that very honor in the end, for his daughters -at the request of Sansa (per Cersei) to save his life (and probably hers) which was all for naught because Joffrey was a cunt, as Sandor would say -but you get the point to this clunky run-on sentence, right? And not only that, but he LIED to everyone, and especially the people he loved and cared about (his wife, best friend, family) to save the life of his nephew -and he went to his grave with that secret.

So what am I saying? Honorable Ned wasn’t above lying for the greater good, or to protect the ones he loved. Does that put some things in perspective for you?

Back to our story (however shitty it is for the time being) Jon declines. Choosing this moment to back Dany, and again “figuratively” bending the knee to her -this time publicly.  

Side note: Dany’s face in this moment. She’s so smitten with Jon.

Cersei basically tells everyone to fuck off, and exits stage left. Brienne attempts to slap some sense into Jamie, uttering two words that stop him dead in his tracks: FUCK LOYALTY. This isn’t about honor and following whomever you’re loyal to -it’s about humanity. Did she appeal to his better side? Methinks so.

Now everyone takes the time to belittle Jon for doing the very thing that they haggled him about for the entire season. But Tyrion the KING of bad ideas this season, has yet another -he’ll go talk to Cersei alone.

He magically warps to the Red Keep, somehow making it through the city and the castle without being murdered for the hefty price on his head, but …. that D&D logic, tho. He and Jamie say “goodbye” one idiot to another (hey, you guys said it -not me), and as foreboding music drones in the background, the standoff begins. But, so I guess that Jamie and Tyrion decided to let bygones be bygones?

And to one of my favorite scenes of the episode -my God, Lena and Peter SLAYED THIS SCENE! After the accusations fly, Tyrion tells Cersei to have him killed -the Mountain reaches for his sword and begins to unsheath it, but the order is never given. Cersei looks torn. Perhaps she isn’t as heartless as she tries to portray? Perhaps a tiny part of her does have affection for her little brother? Or maybe she just doesn’t want anymore Lannisters to die? I’m not entirely sure of her motivations, but she certainly looked gorgeous in this scene, though.

After Tyrion collects himself (and likely wishes for a clean pair of shorts), he downs a goblet of wine and pours his sister a cup. We know now that he does regret killing his father (despite deserving it), and that Tyrion really doesn’t want to see the end of his family. Is he lying? Doubtful. He loved her children as she did (except for Satan incarnate, Joffrey). He realizes that Cersei is once again pregnant, and somehow appeals to her better senses ….

And I’m just here SCREAMING at the TV: why do you all believe her??? This is Cersei -the son Tywin always wanted -but with a vagina (oh, the irony)!!

We jump back to the Dragon Pit where Jon is back to brooding as he shuffles through some dragon bones. He lets his disappointment in the turn of events known, as Dany decides to join him. She tells him she respects what he did (is that what we’re calling it now? did ya’ll see her face when he announced his allegiance with her? It’s cool Dany -I “respect” Jon snow sometimes when my hubby isn’t around, too 😂) and then begins telling him how the end of the Dragons is what really spelled the end of her house. The dragons made them extraordinary -without them, they are just like everyone else. (BINGO).

This leads to Jon complimenting her -she’s not like everyone else and her family hasn’t seen its end because she’s still here. Dany follows up that she can’t have children -in case you missed that last episode Jon, when she said the Dragons are the only children she’ll ever have, and then you nodded your understanding when she point blank asked you if you understood. Remember? Oh, are you just double checking? Okay my son, carry on ….

*So this is important:

J: Who told you that?

D: The witch that murdered my husband.

J: Did it occur to you she might not have been a reliable source of information? (Because clearly it’s occurring to Jon).

D: You were right from the beginning. If I’d had trusted you everything would be different.

J: So what now?

D: I can’t forget what I saw north of the wall, and I can’t pretend that Cersei won’t take back half the country the moment I march north.

So -let’s do a bit of reading between the lines here, shall we? What we know now: Dany fully trusts Jon, when she didn’t before. When Jon asks her “what now?” It’s pretty clear that he’s unsure whether or not he can trust her to prioritize the NK and his army over Cersei and the Iron Throne. And her answer lets him know that he’s in the right with his suspicions.

J: It appears Tyrion’s assessment was correct, we’re fucked.

You sure are, Jon. Better think of something quick -because apparently just “bending the knee” may not be sufficient -and you do need those dragons and army.

As if by cue, Tyrion returns -Cersei and her entourage in tow and she agrees to help and delivers one of the most epic lines of the evening: “perhaps you’ll remember that I chose to help with no promises or assurances from any of you.”

YOU LIE LIKE A RUG CERSEI, BUT SLAY YOU UNAPOLOGETIC BITCH -I LOVE YOU!!

Now I want to ask if ANY of you caught the look that passed between Jon and Tyrion here? Admittedly, I didn’t on my first watch -but it’s plain as day. Remember it -I’ll return to it later, because I actually think it may be important.

Now we take a ravens POV, flying through the heavy snow towards Winterfell. Sansa sits irritatedly tapping her message from Jon on her desk. She’s not happy about the news she’s received. Seems like Jon finally decided to write home and let her know he bent the knee. You broke up with the North in a text message? Really Jon?  

Little Finger does what he’s always done -acts like he’s on everyone’s side while sewing his seeds of doubt and dissension. For those of you who were waiting for the crypt scene payoff: here it was …

While discussing Jon’s “reasons” for doing this, he drops the bomb that the Dragon Queen is rumored to be very beautiful. Why? My guess is he’s wondering if Sansa has the same subconscious affections for Jon that he displayed in the crypts.

S: what does that have to do with anything?

LF: Jon is young and unmarried, Daenerys is young and unmarried.

S: you think he wants to marry her?
(the thought obv never occurred to her, due to her reaction).

LF: An alliance makes sense. Together they’d be difficult to defeat. He was named KitN, he can be unnamed.

S: Even if I wanted to (she doesn’t) Arya would never go for it.

Shut down AGAIN, LF -Sansa isn’t going to turn on Jon. So, he switches gears back to Arya, thinking that’s the key to driving a wedge between her and Jon and setting the crown on Sansa’s head -get Arya out of the way.
He continues his little mind game, encouraging Sansa to play along, and by the scenes end, we’re made to believe she’s fallen for it and is on board. Really -unbeknownst to him, he just planted the solution to Jon’s birthright situation in her lap (when it’s revealed). Unite the North and South by marriage -together they’d be difficult to defeat …. hello Jonsa season 8!

And we’ve warped back to Dragonstone. They’re planning their strategy to head to Winterfell. Jon suggests that they sail together, and Jorah thinks Dany would be safer flying Drogon. Of course because she’s hot on Jon -she’ll take his suggestion -especially since we ALL KNOW the Northerners will NEVER see her as an ally. But she’s all: I’m going north to save them, not conquer them. 😏 So many nervous glances here amongst all the men …

The meetings over, and Theon catches Jon and Davos as they pass through the throne room (anyone else curious about what they may have been talking about?). Okay, and OMG, another important conversation with so much hidden in the narrative!

(I may paraphrase a bit here)

T: What you did in KL, you could have lied to Cersei about bending the knee to Daenerys. You risked everything to tell an enemy the truth.

But …did he?

J: We went down there to make peace, and it seems to me we need to be honest with each other, if we’re going to fight together.

See above.

T: You’ve always known what was right. Even when we were all young and stupid. Every step you take  …it was always the right step.

J: It’s not. It may seem that way from the outside, but I promise you it’s not true. I’ve done plenty things I regret.

T: Not compared to me you haven’t.

Clearly, he’s referring to betraying the Starks.

J: No. Not compared to you.

Clearly he has no intention of betraying his family like Theon did -although I do believe he intends to betray someone.

T: I always wanted to do the right thing. Yada yada. It always seemed like their was …an impossible choice I had to make. Stark or Greyjoy.

Confirmation here. Jon’s angry. He’s angry that Theon betrayed their father -who although may not have been his true father, he treated him like a son-better than Theon’s own father -sound familiar?

J: Our father was more a father to you than your own father ever was.

T: He was.

J: And you betrayed him, betrayed his memory.

T: I did.

J: But you never lost it. He’s a part of you, just like he’s a part of me.

Jon may as well be having this conversation with himself next season! Well - at least parts of it.

T: But the things I’ve done …

J: Its not my place to forgive you for all of it. But what I can forgive, I do. You don’t need to choose. You’re a Greyjoy and you’re a Stark.

*I love this little nugget, because I feel like it gives credence to my Wars of the Roses meta theory -that Jon will combine both sides of his heritage/houses into one. Although, the deeper meaning behind it, is he’s allowed to be both without betraying the other. And …. he will always be a Stark.

The conversation continues with Theon explaining that Yara tried to save him -she needs him now. And Jon gives Theon his blessing to go get his sister: “So why you still talking to me.”

This scene with Jon was truly beautiful, with true healing quality for Theon. A little bit of old Theon emerges when he doesn’t stand down to one of Yara’s men and takes a hell of a beating (damn, he really is a Stark -can’t keep my babies down!) and succeeds in rallying the men behind him. Not for him -for Yara!

We return to Winterfell where a very forlorn Sansa stands upon the ramparts in her and Jon’s “spot”. Is she thinking of him? I believe so -but that might just be my pesky shipping goggles. Sophie Turner has looked exceptionally beautiful this season -like bewitchingly so. She’s always been lovely -but damn. Shaking off her sadness: my skin has gone from porcelain, to ivory, to steel -she steels herself for what must be done, and orders the guard to have her sister brought to the Great Hall.

We flash to the Great Hall. Arya is escorted in, as Sansa and Bran sit like they’re about to judge her. Arya and LF share a “fuck you” stare, and Arya asks Sansa if she “really wants to do this?” Sansa replies that honor demands it, and after Arya’s “get on with it”, Sansa rattles off charges, and then flips the script on LF, leveling the charges on him.

Haha! He blinked so hard, I thought he was about to fall over! As Sansa annihilates him with charges, he stumbles with excuses, but all 3 Starklings gangbang his ass, and he’s done for.

Using his own lessons and words against him -the student has surpassed the teacher. “I am a slow learner, it’s true -but I learn.”

SAVAGE. MY QUEEN IS SAVAGE.

And with a nod of Sansa’s head, and despite his resorting to crying and begging, Arya slits his throat before he even realizes what hit him. For all his scheming, what was his legacy …? I would have liked to see him go out with a bit more fight -but maybe that’s the point.

BY THE WAY -I WANT FUCKING RECEIPTS!! I TOLD YOU ALL MY GIRLS WERE PLAYING HIM!!  

To the Starks, who fought to make it back to Winterfell and each other -family is everything. They’re a united front.

We jump back to KL for the last time this season. Jamie is going over battle plans with the Lannister soldiers. Cersei dismisses them and asks Jamie what he’s doing- he tells her that he’s planning his expedition north. Cersei resorts to her usual cruelty: “you really are the stupidest Lannister.” She tells him it was all a ruse, and Jamie’s not happy about this. After accusing him of conspiring against her and telling him that Euron didn’t really tuck tail and run, but instead went to pick up the mercenaries she purchased with the help of the Iron Bank, Jamie finally grows a pair! He pledged to ride north and he intends to. Cersei’s last bit of treachery is FINALLY the straw that broke the camels back!

Cersei threatens his life -reminiscent of her earlier scene with Tyrion. Jamie calls her bluff, and again she doesn’t act on it. And as our hero leaves for the North, Winter has finally arrived at KL. (Told you better things were in store for my Golden boy … can he really be TPTWP?)!!

We head back to Winterfell -Sam and Gilly have arrived and Sam seeks out Bran. Not gonna lie -this part confused me a bit, because I thought Bran was all knowing ….yet, he asks Sam WHY he’s come to Winterfell. Also -it’s Sam who informs him that Jon isn’t a bastard. Also -why has Bran told this to Sam, and not his sisters? Unless he has? And we just haven’t seen it? Like the Starks conspiring against LF? Makes me wonder of the other things that may have happened offscreen this season, too ….

Bran does what he does and goes back in time to witness Lyanna and Rhaegar’s marriage -Roberts Rebellion was built on a lie. Jon’s real name is (barf) Aegon Targaryen, and he’s never been a bastard -he’s the TRUE heir to the Iron Throne -all of this over boatbang, sucking all the romance out of the coupling and painting it in an ominous light -just as I suspected. Remember when I told you all that CONTEXT was everything, and that there was a reason we found out about Jon’s parentage prior to boatbang -and the reasoning behind overlapping R/L’s wedding wasn’t to depict this EPIC romance, but to instead imply incestuous overtones and foreshadow the future Targbowl? Yep. That’s about it in a nutshell. But, more about boatbang towards the end -as well as my suspicions …

We return back to Winterfell, where our Starkling sisters are perched upon the ramparts. Here they confirm their bond, both understanding the true strength of the other, and that despite each others quirks -they love one another and will take care of each other ….just as their father would have wanted. “When the Snows fall and the White Winds Blow, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives.”  Despite their losses, the Starks are a pack, and they will endure.

Lastly, we shoot to Eastwatch, where everyone’s favorite ginger is perched atop the lookout post -probably daydreaming of Brienne. A horn blows as the NK’s army has finally reached the wall. Viserion, gorgeous blue eyes shining soars through the air with the NK on his back, and shooting flames to match his eyes -the wall begins to crumble.

We see people getting caught up in the destruction -hopefully not Tormund, because I’ll fucking riot, as the wall falls and the dead march forward into Westeros.

Winter is here.

Okay, so back to boatbang. Aside from the basics I outlined above -let’s break the scene down.

Jon stands before Dany’s door. His expression is troubled. He heaves a heavy sigh, then he lifts his hand to knock on the door -yet he hesitates before actually knocking. Why?

After Dany bids him entrance, Jon closes the door and we see Tyrion emerge from around the corner. Unless he’s been stalking Jon -he has perfect timing. Why is this? Could it be that Jon was just with Tyrion? Could that look they shared at the Dragon Pit mean something? Could Jon be the means as to which  Varys suggested Tyrion find a way to make Dany listen? Tyrion’s expression doesn’t look like jealousy to me -he looks concerned, worried even. Has he conspired against his queen, knowing how smitten she is with Jon, to stay the course and maybe feels guilty because he knows she’s falling for Jon and he’s playing her? Have secret discussions been going on offscreen, like with the Starks, only to be revealed later? You’ve kind of gotta wonder this season …

Look, whether or not you subscribe to the undercover lover theory or not, you’ve got to admit that there’s been a lot of oddness surrounding this rushed romance. Two episodes ago, Jon was ready to hightail it out of Dragonstone and never look back (and he didn’t, although Jorah did), and we’re suddenly supposed to believe he’s smitten? I guess If I shipped them, I’d want to believe that -but what about Jon’s odd behavior? The fact that while Dany has literally poured her heart out to him, yet he’s managed to share absolutely NOTHING personal with her is a HUGE damn red flag to me.

Not.One.Damn.Thing.

Could he be attracted to her? Sure. She’s quite beautiful and he’s not blind, but it seems that D&D have been hiding little clues within the narrative -they’ve also managed to successfully sabotage this relationship before it even got off the ground -with the parent reveal last season. The way I see it, is we’ve got a strong case here, and a 50/50 chance that this is all for show and Jon’s actually LISTENED to Sansa -that he’s being smarter than father and Robb, that he’s NOT a Northern fool -and he REALLY does know how to play the game. All this talk of Ned, and honor?

OR, he is truly a damn fool and Jon Snow really does know nothing …. I just can’t stand by this. If I’m wrong, fine -but everything screams at me that that Jon knows Cersei was lying, or just doesn’t trust she’ll follow through. Jon knows that  once Dany figures that out, she’ll probably want to go back south with her dragons and armies -pledging himself to her clearly didn’t work (as witnessed by her words at the Dragon Pit) -but clearly she’s smitten with him …he’s seen her heart eyes. What’s a sure-fire way to get her to commit to the war and assisting the North in fighting? Why, committing to her man, of course.

So, back to analyzing the sex scene. There was no lead up -no first kiss, no tender caresses -just a closed door and then BAM two naked (damn Kit, daaayum!) people. Dany seems to have taken the aggressive stance on top. Jon  flips her into missionary, and before he thrusts, STOPS -again, like at the door, he’s hesitating as he looks down at Dany, regretful -like he’s not sure he should do this -NOT because he doesn’t want her (he IS a man, after all), but because he’s feeling guilty about what he’s about to do (to her), as she stares up at him all dreamy-eyed and awestruck, and he doesn’t feel the same way. Make no mistake that I do believe he likes her as a person, but love is not reciprocated here.

He heaves yet another heavy sigh, with this same haunted expression, and then pants as he steels himself to go on -seemingly forcing himself to continue, squeezing his eyes shut as he kisses her. All I heard in my head was Arya saying “get on with it”.

This was not romantic epic love. Jon didn’t look at Dany like she hung the moon. We’ve all seen the way he’s looked at Sansa -

Vs. a very intimate moment with the woman he “supposedly” has fallen for?

Nope.

I may be wrong about undercover lover, but I think that there was so much more than meets the eye here.

Buckle up babies -we survived season 7 and boatbang.

Season 8 is ours and Jonsa is STILL endgame. It is known. 😘

BTS as shit my parents say/do - ft my siblings and I

Yoongi: “If any of you wake me up before 9am on Christmas morning, I will become Satan.”

Jin: “I made this dinner just to be told that you already had takeout? This is the last thing I’m ever doing for you.”

Namjoon: *walmart intercom comes on saying they should meet at the front* “What the…oh my god you are 20, 17, and 15 years old you were not lost.”

Taehyung: “Hey go long.” *throws football, hits kid in face* “Next time use your hands, not your face.”

Hoseok: “Good morning!” *one of us kids mumbles something* “It’s a good morning god dammit and so help me if you don’t agree.”

Jimin: “Aw can I get a picture of you 3?” *kids make weird faces, throwing up deuces and a middle finger* “Why did I want kids.”

Jungkook: “Sometimes when you were younger I would ground you guys from the PS2 just because so I could play with it.”

*PSA: I love my family dearly, and we are this sarcastic all the time. Don’t take anything to heart*

Fuck Friends Pt.4

I turned to look back over my left shoulder as the steps were ever so close now. I was confused as I didn’t see anyone there. I continued to turn to the left, but before I could make the complete turn I was jerked back to the right. Instantly I went into defense mode, my fist balled up so damn quick. Swiftly, I was whisked into an alley and my back thrown against the concrete cinder-block building. It was dark as fuck, but by time I caught my bearings there was no one in front of me. All of a sudden I felt tugging at my pants; I looked down and was in utter shock to see it was Fatima.  I mean who else was it going to be after all? She looked up and her eyes met mine fiercely. The hunger in her eyes couldn’t and wouldn’t be denied.


As my guard started going down my dick started going up. I was lost in her eyes I didn’t even care that we were out in the open. I guess I had struck a nerve leaving out of the pizza parlor like I did. It ran across my mind like damn, maybe I don’t want our first time to be like this. I could tell she wasn’t about to be denied, I pressed my luck any way.


“Fatima, let’s head to the car lady.” She ignored me as she reached for my dick. “Fatima… Mmmmm… Fati… Mmmmm.” Her name got lost in my mouth as my dick got lost in hers. She shut me up as her lips wrapped around the head of my dick. I tried to push her off and she let her teeth grip my tip firmly… I fucking froze. This mofo meant business, I was offering no more objection. That mouth piece was just as good pleasing as it was talking shit. I mean it was look away good you know; so good you gotta look away because you might just nut if you don’t. My head started swaying like Wanya back in 95’ on a Boys II Men Christmas album.

I mean this was legit A1 head she was putting on me, I was waist deep in the sauce. I saw a couple walking by, the guy caught good glimpse of our show. He had that look like he wanted to stop and watch but he knew he couldn’t. When he hesitated his woman looked at us and pulled him in what looked like disgust. I gave no fucks though, this was about me and Fatima. I saw buddy throw up the deuces as they walked out of view. I smiled internally, I knew if I was in his shoes I would have been the same way. I was waiting for another spectator to stroll by, in a weird way that shit turned me on even more. I had never fucked with an audience so this was a brand new experience. I quite liked it too, might have try that again one day.

I had never felt so liberated sexually, to be completely honest. I finally looked down and our eyes met once more. She was so gorgeous I couldn’t help but blush. She slid my shaft out of her mouth and gave me the cutest smile ever.

“What you smirking about?”

“Nothing just that you are so damn beautiful.”

“Man chill out.”

“Dead ass Fatima.”

“Yeah aight.” She leaned back in to go back at it but I placed my hand on her shoulder to stop her. I motioned for her to stand up. She had this look like I fucked up her wet dream but she complied. Leaning down I kissed her gently on her lips. A slight moan escaped her mouth as I drew her bottom lip into mine. This was utter and complete magic I was convinced. Suddenly I leaned over and grabbed her around her waist in reverse fashion. Lifting and flipping her at the same time. Now her head was between my legs and mine between hers. A slight yelp escaped the very lips that only moments before had moaned into mine. I watched the dress fall in slow motion down her thick caramel thighs.  


Fatima found my dick without hesitation and was back at it. I meanwhile was marveling at how, one she didn’t have no panties on and two, how wet she was. Wasting no more time I dove in and was instantly captivated by her taste. This chick had some real sugar walls. Her legs were trembling within 30 seconds she locked her legs around my neck and head like a UFC fighter. Her hands dug into my ass cheeks and her pussy splashed my face literally. That shit fucked me up, in a good way I couldn’t hold my seed back from her any longer as I splashed her back.

I could hear Fatima panting heavy as I flipped her back to the upright position. My eyes were glued to her as hers we glued to me. We kissed passionately while embracing one another. In my mind I was thinking why had we waited this long? All these years and we never tried each other.

“My, my, what a show you two put on this evening.”

“Shit!” It was a fucking cop.

Favorite moments from the 7.5 season


  • When all the moms except Stacy and Yolanda left the studio then called holly to let her know what happened. Holly told Jamie she was so proud of her for being brave and leaving. cut to the next scene when jamie is begging Abby to take Maesi back
  • Camryn throwing the deuces up when she left the studio
  • Abby sitting in her seat next to gia at a competition bitching about not wanting to be near Christi and Gia casually pointing out Christi minding her business a couple seats away. Then, Abby bolting like there is a spider in her seat.
  • The producers telling Ashley while she is crying about being bully on social media that she was the one that started it and got nasty first
  • Abby on tinder while a kid practice
  • The moms reactions to Abby’s boy toy when he rapped for them
  • Any situation involving Jordy honestly
  • “i feel like i’m in an italian restaurant right now” - Kira
  • “I can’t deal with you ever” - Camille
  • “I’m eating crow, which I know isn’t part of a vegan diet” - holly
  • Jill’s last “can Kendall have a solo” bitchfest
  • Camryn winning first place!
  • Nia winning nationals!

3. Chloe and christi coming back to bless the show with one liners and to run off Abby

2. Yolanda choking Stacy for no reason then complaining about how dramatic the other moms are on later episodes

1. The sheer talent guy literally running away from Laurieann over score sheets

“Even after everything,”

Request from @dreamingintheclouds34 and anons: “Can you please do a part two to “I Know You Don’t Love Me, But Please”?” “part 2 to “i know you don’t love me”, where he comes back bc he made a big mistake, but you moved on and he gets sad bc your happier with the new guy than you ever were with sam” “Part two of “I know you don’t love me, but please,” where she gets in a bad car accident and he visits her You can choose the ending” “Can you please do a pt 2 of "I know you don’t love me, but please” thanks!!” “I love the imagine I know you don’t love me but please it’s so tragically beautiful you should continue it”

Part 1

Sammy’s POV

“Yo Sam, lemme ask you something.” Nate says, walking into the living room with some mail and a sandwich. “Yeah, what’s up?” “How long has it been since you’ve talken to Y/N?” All the boys looked up at me, waiting for my response because no one’s heard that name for a long time. “Y/N?” I said out loud. “Yeah, how often does she come across your mind and you think about her that you contact her?” “Uhm, I don’t know.” I started thinking to myself, last time I talked to her? Last month.. “Last time I talked to her, probably 4 years ago.” I started thinking to myself again, last time I thought about her… Yesterday.. “Don’t think of her very often though…” I lied again. “Really? No contact at all?” I just shook my head no, playing it off. “You miss her?” I just shrugged my shoulders, “Haven’t really thought about it.” I said out loud. All the time, I thought to myself. “Well, she might be missing you.” He raises his eyebrows. “What do you mean?” I questioned. He threw an envelope at me as I caught it. My heart started racing as I saw her hang writing. I read the front of it, “Samuel Wilkinson.” Written in big letters. “Y/F/N Y/L/N.” On the top left corner. I stared at the letter, scared of what it might contain in it. “You gonna open it?” Hayes asks from across the room. “I-I don’t know. What could she possible say? I’m the one that broke up with her and cheated on her….”

“You think she’s finally forgiven you or something? That she’s ready to be friends again? Friends with you and us?” Swazz says. “What?” I look up at him. “Sam, because of what you did, we sacrificed a friendship. We weren’t going to choose sides. We wanted to still be friends with her. But she made us choose your side by cutting us off too..” J informs me. “We know you didn’t mean it to cause our friendship with her but it did.” He shrugged. “But if anywhere in that letter says she wants to be friends with you or us again. You let us know. Because we will be out that door to wherever she is.” J points to the front door. “Yeah, yeah. I’m going to go to the backyard and read this.” I waved the letter in the air, before getting up and heading outside. 

I sat down at one of the chairs in the basketball court and hesitated to open the letter. “It’s an actual letter.” I said to myself, observing the size of the envelope different than what I usually receive. She usually sends me a card that says thank you for paying my tuition again, here’s some gift cards. Stuff like that. But I don’t keep in full contact with her just for her sake. I would love to talk to her every day or every week at least. But I’m the one that hurt her. I’m the one that let her down. I’m the one that made her suffer. I took in a breath, opening the letter, and pulling out the piece of paper. I opened it, to find her handwriting all over this paper, 

Dear Sam, 

Yes this is one of those thank you letters for paying my tuition again. I can not thank you enough for sending me money, and paying for my school. Guess what? I graduate on the 10th from the nursing program! I only get a few amount of tickets. And I know this is out of the blue but would you like to come? I know it’s been 4 years since we’ve actually talked but you, of all people, deserve to see me get that diploma, for paying for my education and all. It’s fine if you don’t, thought it would be a good gesture. 

I also wanted to talk to you about something else. This house, my dream house, the house you bought me, it’s beautiful. It’s home. But it doesn’t feel right living in here. It never did and I’m sorry for accepting it in the first place. This should be where you live. Where you call home. Not me. I live with so much guilt that the first house you paid for isn’t the house you’re living in. And that you pay for my tuition on top of that. It’s not fair to you. 

I was selfish 4 years ago because I was heart broken. I was selfish because I was alone. I was selfish because I felt like you owed me. But you didn’t. And i’m sorry it took me 4 years to realize that. And I promise I’ll pay you back every single penny you ever spent on me this past 4 years. 

That being said, I want you to take the house. It doesn’t belong to me. You should live in it. Create a family in it. Create memories in there. Let it become your home. I know, 4 years, where am I going to go? Don’t worry about that. You shouldn’t have to worry about that anymore. I grew up. I’m my own person now. It’s time to start living on my own, with my own money, using my own money. I know what you’re thinking, But I WANT you to keep the house. It’s YOUR house. Yeah well, now I want it to be yours. I sold all the furniture you have given me, and bought new ones for your. All decorations that fit you. 

Please take the house, I won’t take no for an answer. I am already moved out into my own apartment. I know, how do you move from a house to an apartment. I’ll let you know how that goes. Thank you again for providing for me these past 4 years without keeping in contact with each other at all. I owe you my life. And I will pay you back, all the money. I promise. But you deserve your shot at happiness now at this house. Key is kept in the plant on the right of the patio. Hope to see you at my graduation. 

Love always,

Y/N. 

I put the letter down, looking at my phone, the 9th. Her graduation is tomorrow. Is she already moved out? I sat there, thinking to myself. I quickly got up, ran inside, grabbed my keys and headed for the door. “WHAT DID THE LETTER SAY? SAM?” I heard someone yell after me, but I just ignored at got in my car, and left. I drove to the house. The house I was supposed to live in with Y/N. The house where we were supposed to start a family together. The house that just became hers instead of ours. The house that I would sit in front of once in a while a long time ago, watching her from a distance to make sure she was doing fine in the new house. I parked my car, and walked up the porch, grabbing the key from the plant and unlocking the door with ease. I slowly open the door and walk inside, closing the door behind me. “Welcome home!” A banner hangs from one of the walls. I walk deeper inside the house, finding my favorite kind of couch sitting there, a recliner, a big TV on the wall, bean bags, a nice coffee table, nice posters, “She really did this for me.” I smiled to myself. “Sam.” I saw a letter on the fridge door. I untaped it, opening it and reading it. 

“Welcome home honey! Hope you enjoy the things that I bought for you. Hope to see you at my graduation too. Neighbors are nice. They both have kids ages 1-14. Try not to be loud and disturbing and use illegal drugs around them, alright? Set a good example for them. They look up to people like you. Garbage day is Thursdays at 10am! Street cleaning on this side of the house is Tuesdays and across the street is Thursdays. Try not to get a ticket! And last but not least, make sure have fun in your own home. Make unforgettable memories. Love always, Y/N.” 

I put the letter down, took a glance at the house again and walked right out, locking it behind me. I went back to my apartment and went straight into my room, confused. 


The next morning, I got up, got dressed and headed to Y/N’s graduation ceremony. I sat at the top of the bleachers, falling asleep during the ceremony. But once they started calling names, I woke right up. Unknown names, one after the other. Till I saw Y/N’s beautiful face standing on the stairs of the stage. “Y/F/N Y/L/N.” They pronounced her name, as she walked across the stage, I yelled so loud for her. She turned to see who was yelling, but I doubt she saw who because of the sun. But her smile was so bright, I knew she was truly happy at this moment. After the ceremony, I looked all around till I found her. After 10 minutes of looking, I found her taking pictures with some friends. I stood to the side, waiting till she was done. After she said bye to her friends, she turned to her left, and saw me standing there. Her straight face turned to a big smile, as she ran into my arms, hugging me, and giggling. I lifted her up in my arms, hugging her tight, as I didn’t want to let her go. 

“You came!” She said as I put her down. “Of course! M’lady.” I handed her a bouquet of roses, her favorite. “Aw, my favorite!” She smiled, smelling them. “Thank you so much for coming. It means a lot. And to be honest, there were only 2 people I wanted to see me receive that diploma.” She admits to me. “Me and your mom?” I guessed. “You and…. Him…” Her voice softens, smiling an even brighter smile as she was looking right over my shoulder. My heart drops, knowing a boyfriend is about to be behind me. I turn around and see her picking up a little boy into her arms. I stood there, watching her give little kisses on her cheek as she took a picture with him. 

She walks up to me, “Sam, I want you to meet Jonah, my son. Jonah, this is one of mommy’s friends, Sammy.” She introduced us. Son???? I thought to myself. “Son???” I said out loud. “Yeah… my son.” She tries to play it off like I knew all along and that it was normal. “Jonah, tell Sammy how old you are.” “CHUUU!!” As he throws up the deuces sign at me. “Two.” She says. “I was, uh, in a relationship a while back, and I got pregnant with Jonah. When I told the father I was keeping him, he left. Haven’t seen him since.” She shrugs, a little sad but trying to keep her face happy. “Why didn’t you tell me?” I asked her. “Because Sam, you paid for way more than you should’ve in your life. I didn’t need you to pay for Jonah too. He’s not your responsibility. He’s mine.” “But I should’ve helped you pay for Jonah’s finances.” “Why? Because you want to? Or because if I told you, you would’ve felt even more guilty?” I started shuffling a little, knowing I only paid for all her things is because of guilt. “I’m sorry. Yes, tuition and the house was guilt money, and I know money doesn’t fix everything but I made promises. And I wasn’t going to break those.” She sighs, 

“There was one more promise you told me before.” She says, and I scrunch my eyebrows at her, not knowing what she was talking about. “You promised you’d never stop loving me.” She said, looking at the ground. My heart flutters when she mentions that. “Are you still keeping that promise, or are you breaking one promise?” She looks up at me with these sweet, puppy dog eyes. “Even after everything, I will always love you.” I say to her. She softly smiles, then looks at Jonah. “I’ve waited 4 years to here you say those words to me. That’s all I needed. Even after everything, I still love you too.” She says softly, then kisses Jonah’s cheek. “Thanks for coming again, Sam.” She wipes a tear from her cheek. “We should get going.” “Wait,” I tried to stop her from leaving, “I have a graduation present for you.” I put my hand in my pocket. “You don’t,” “But I wanted to.” I stuck out my hand from the pocket, and opened it, 

“A key to your house?” “No. A key to yours.” “Sam,” “I got that house for you. And I want you to keep it. Not out of guilt, but out of love. I love you. You loved it there. And i’m sure Jonah loved it there too. So why leave?” I tried convincing her to stay in the house. “I love you Y/N, and I would do anything,” She just keeps shaking her head, “Have a good life in your new home, with Stass.” She says, turning around, walking away. My heart felt like it was stabbed as I forgot I was still in a relationship with Stass. For a moment, I forgot about her. For a moment, I was willing to drop everything to be with Y/N again and become Jonah’s step dad. For a moment, I was willing to give up everything. 

I feel ya, Connie. I don’t dance in front of people. I try to keep any possible attention away from me, thanks. 

The one exception is that I will dance and sing in my car, but usually I’m doing so ridiculously and not seriously at all. I guess I don’t mind that because if someone sees me I can just throw deuces up and drive myself straight into oncoming traffic.

i feel like my mage trevelyan would ideally ride up to the grand cathedral in val royeaux looking as stately and majestic as possible and just be like, “hello, hello. yes, i am the herald of andraste. i bear important tidings from the maker’s bride: turns out she was a mage, and she’s kinda pissed at u. yes indeed, she told me so. i am her prophet and u fucked up. haha. suck it” and then ride back off into the sunset throwing up deuces

IM5 Preference : Broken Relationship - Song Based

Cole - What If by Jason Derulo

Don’t know what tomorrow brings,

But I’m still hoping,

That you are the one for me.

I smiled brightly, as Cole went on about how the boys teased him about forgetting the dance. “They said I was daydreaming about you.” Cole added. A smile crept on my face as I continued to eat dinner. “Were you?” I questioned. “Maybe,” He mumbled shyly.

I giggled slightly, “Focus on work, not me.” Cole just smiled. “But you’re my world,” He smirked. I shook my head, smiling. We ate comfortably, but Cole’s smile slowly turned into a frown.

“Babe, what’s wrong?” I asked curiously. “Nothing, I was just thinking.” He responded, but I could tell it was a lie. “About?” You nudged him in the shoulder. “Just that, we only have two choices.” He said blandly.

“What are you talking about?” You smiled, he was acting very serious. “With us. We’re either going to get married or breakup.” He stated. My smile fell. “That’s true.” I answered hesitantly. 

The rest of dinner was silent. I didn’t know what to say, and I could tell neither did he. I made my way to bed, getting under the covers, pondering what Cole had said.

“Would you want too?” Cole asked from the hall. “Want to what?” I muttered. “Get married.” Cole said bluntly, as if it were nothing. “Marriage is a big deal Cole.” I replied. “Not really, it’s just a piece of paper.” He shrugged.I was shocked. Cole was usually a hopeless romantic,but now he was being inconsiderate.

“A piece of paper that vows you together with someone for life? A piece of paper that tells the world that you’ve met the person that you want to live with until the day you die. A piece of paper that promises the two to care for each other, love each other, protect each other, no matter what argument, what circumstance, what problem comes in their way. Cole it is not just a piece of paper.” You argued.

His face turned pale white. “I never thought of it that way.” He hung his head down. ‘Do you want to get married, Cole?“ I asked, anticipating his answer. "I don’t know.” He paused. My eyes looked down at the floor, holding back tears. “But, I do know who I want to spend the rest of my life with.” He added, climbing into the bed next to me.

“We only have two choices,” I whispered, laying my head against his chest. “I know we’ll make the right one.” Cole responds, kissing me softly on the forehead, drifting off to sleep.

Dana - Deuces by Chris Brown ft Tyga

I know you mad but so what,

I wish you best of luck.

Now I’m gonna throw them deuces up.

“I can’t believe you.” I screamed, pushing Dana away from me. “I was drunk, it didn’t mean anything.” Dana argued, but I didn’t believe. For the past couple months, our relationship had been breaking, and their was no fixing it.

Fame had gone to Dana’s head, and he had turned into some cocky monster I didn’t even recognize. He was always hungover, and if he wasn’t, he was about to be.

“You kissed her, and they have it on video! You were shoving your tongue down her throat, and it didn’t mean anything?” I was holding in sobs. He didn’t reply, scoffing as he rolled his eyes.

“I’m not dealing with this anymore.” I pushed him aside, sprinting into your bedroom, packing your suitcase. “What do you think you’re doing now?” Dana growled, standing in the doorway. “Leaving.” I mumbled, quickly grabbing everything of mine.“You threaten that every week, you’re not going anywhere.” He chuckled to himself.

“No Dana, I’m leaving for real this time. You just don’t understand. I cant sit here, defending you, saying your some wonderful person, when your not! Your a monster, and I’m not letting you leech of me anymore. I need to leave before you hurt me more, or worse yourself.” I screamed, tears streaming down my face.

Silence. I continued throwing things violently into my bag. “Please, please don’t leave.” He begged softly.“I-I can’t function without you.” He whimpered, choking up as if he were to cry.

“You never needed me, Dana. You used me.” I replied coldly, placing your final clothes in my bag. He grabbed my arm roughly, “I always have. I just always knew I was going to lose you, but now. I can’t lose you now.” Fear was in eyes, he was scared.

“Dana, let me go.” I ordered, trying not to look at him. “Please, I’ll change. I’ll do anything.” He begged, down on his knees. I pulled my arm away quickly, zipping up my bag, and rushing to the door.

“What about the ring?” He asked as I placed my hand on the doorknob. I looked down at the engagement ring on my finger. “Please, don’t go.” He whispered one last time. I slowly pulled it of my finger, placing it down on the  table next to me. 

“Goodbye, Dana.” You said firmly, closing the door behind as one last tear fell.

Will - She Looks So Perfect - 5SOS

If I showed up with a plane ticket,

And a shiny diamond ring with your name on it

Would you wanna run away too?

Will and I were cuddled up on the couch, watching his favorite cartoon, Spongebob. I wasn’t very into it, but Will seemed to be enjoying it. “Spongebob can travel anywhere in the world, and always be happy. Isn’t that amazing?” Will asked. I just nodded, smiling at his interest.

“He had such an optimistic look on the world, it’s as if nothing can hurt him.” Will added. “Will, I think you’re taking this a bit too far.” I joked. “It’s true though.” He grunted. I could tell he was being serious.

“I wish life were like that. If you showed people your positivity, you could conquer anything,” He acknowledged. I sat up, looking down at him. “Will, is something wrong?” I asked, concerned.

“Why does he hate me?” He asked. “Will, what are you talking about?” I asked, completely confused now. “Your dad, he hates me. With a passion.” Will grumbled. I looked down with a sigh.

“He’s just protective.” I replied, shrugging my shoulders. “He thinks I’m unreliable. That the music business is terrible. He even told me that you deserved better than me.” Will added, looking hurt. 

“Will, I don’t want better than you. There is no better than you.” I explained, trying to calm him down. I could see a mixture of anger and sadness in his eyes. “No matter what I do, I’ll never be good enough, for you, for him, for anybody." 

"Will, that’s a lie. Do you know why I love you? Because you’re you. You never let anything get you down, because of your optimism.” I smiled, hugging him tightly.

“All I want to do is travel the world and make you happy. I would fly you anywhere you wanted to, just to see you smile.” Will added, making my cheeks blush.

“Why don’t you then?” I asked. He smiled brightly, “Wouldn’t your parents wonder where you’ve gone?” He asked. "As long as I’m with you, I don’t care.“ I smiled, kissing his lips softly as we both fell back onto the couch.

David - She Ain’t You by Chris Brown

I think I better let her go

Can’t leave you alone,

Every day that I’m with her, all I want is you

I walked into the restaurant, looking around for David. "Over here!” I heard his voice yell, standing up from his booth, waving his arms in the air. “Hey,” I smiled, heading toward him. “Haven’t seen you in a while.” He smiled, pulling me into a hug.

The hug was long, longer than it should have been, but I didn’t mind. I missed the smell of his cologne, and the touch of his skin. “It has,” I smiled, pulling away and sitting down. “How have you been?’ He asked. 

"I’ve been alright, I finally got settled down in a small apartment near here. I got a new job too. How about you?” He smiled, shrugging his shoulders. “I’ve been okay. The bands going strong, we’re going on tour again.” He mentioned. I wanted to roll my eyes, but just nodded.

David and I were complicated. We never officially dated, we just had flings., but they were prolonged flings. It was more romantic than friends with benefits, but less complicated than an actual exclusive relationship. Although we cared deeply about each other, our long distance relationship ruined everything. Mistrust, lies, secrets, everything. We just decided to go our separate ways.

“Sounds fun.” I smiled falsely, trying to be happy for him. “So, hows Becca?” I asked shyly. Becca was his girlfriend, and he wasn’t very shy about her. Every magazine had at least one picture of the two, but he never looked happy. 

“She’s fine. She’s really happy.” He nodded, not making eye contact with me. “David, why did you call me here?” I asked forcefully. He stayed quiet, staring at his menu. “ I think I’ll have steak.” He mumbled to himself. “David, answer me.” I ordered, but once again, he ignored me completely. “David, just tell me why.” I begged, but he wouldn’t even look at me.

Frustrated, I grabbed my bag, and stood up to leave. “Wait,” he shouted, grabbing my wrist tightly, pulling me back to him. “I just wanted, no needed, to talk to you.” He replied, motioning for me to sit back down.

“Becca, she’s a great girl,” He started, I scoffed to myself, but continued to listen. “But she’s not you.” He stared at me deeply. “David, I can’t. We can’t.” I sighed, looking away from him.

“I’m not asking for you to walk with me down the aisle, but I just needed for you to know. Becca, she just want’s fame. She and I will never have anything like we did. I know, we both wanted our space, but I had to tell you that, I love you, and I am still in love with you.” He blurted out. I choked, as if there was a rock in my throat.

“I need time.” I breathed out. He looked up at me for a while, but just nodded. “I should be going, I have work tomorrow.” I lied, needing an excuse to leave. “I’ll see you soon then?” David asked.

“Hopefully.” I smiled softly, he let out a little smirk but quickly composed himself. “And David, I missed you too.” I added, quickly turning on my heel, leaving David to sit alone in his own shock.

Gabe - Shot For Me by Drake

The way you walk, thats me.

The way you talk, thats me.

The way you got your hair up did you forget that’s me?

“It’s been a while.” Gabe mumbled, sitting down at the bar next to me. I didn’t even want to answer him, all it brought up was bad memories.

Gabe and I, we were inseparable at first. I gave him 3 good years of my life, but after a while, we turned into trouble. He stayed out late, not coming home until the next morning. I always accused him of cheating, even when I had no evidence. We argued 24/7, and he scared me. He turned into a different person when he was angry.

After a while, we just broke it off. We moved away from each other, starting over. We lost contact with each other, but never completely. I still his number on my phone, I still had pictures of him on there, I just couldn’t bring myself to delete them.

“It has.” I stuttered, my eyes burning from holding back tears. “I see your with someone.” He noted. I looked over at my current boyfriend, Jack. He was on the other side of the bar, some woman draped around his shoulder, but I really didn’t care. I never really cared what he did.

“Yeah, he’s nice.” I shrugged. I didn’t want to lie to Gabe, but I didn’t want to tell the truth either. Ever since we split, everything had been hard for me. I was dating a complete asshole, I started drinking heavily, and I was just lonely all the time.

When I was bored, I would think about how Gabe and I would run around the house, calling each other Catwoman and Batwoman. Sometimes, it would bring tears to my eyes, the memories.

“I see you still like that drink.” He added, pointing to my drink. “Oh yeah, you always had good taste.” I complimented. He was always showing me different things, and I always fell in love wit them. “I guess it just stuck.”

He nodded. “I miss you.” He sighed. A part of me just wanted to hug him, screaming I miss you too, but I couldn’t do it. I just stayed silent, stirring my drink. I could feel him just waiting, but gave up, storming off. “I miss you too.” I whispered to myself, a tear falling down my cheek and into my drink.

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I got lazy on Will’s dont judge me.

I really like these, I’m probably going to do more of them. Kay byeee!

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