throwing lead

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“I’m not afraid of you!”
“Heh… I like that expression on your face.”

I’m sorry Anon I got too carried away (also yess villain AU aka excuse to make evil Qrow!! We’re lucky he’s in good side because welp imagine what he can do if he’s in another side)

also whyyyy Winter didn’t appear in last episode why RoosterTeeth whyy

bc we‘re doing this lately - chaol

I just wanna share my feelings (SHOCKER). They are not pro-Chaol. They are not anti-Chaol. I liked him in ToG and CoM. His chapters bored me in HoF. In QoS he pissed me off. But I never thought it was his fault Nehemia died and I never thought he was abusive (which some people do apparently???)

When he and Celeana had been doing it for like a week and he was thinking marriage, I was kinda…

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But… I love that he’s loyal af to Dorian. Because I heart Dorian. And he’s an incredibly conflicted character whose notions of right and wrong are constantly being challenged. Which is just part of growing up? And I can Relate.

And the thing is, whatever I feel about him now, I’m sure that after his novel I’ll like him more. I think it will just naturally happen when we learn even more about him (I was thinking, maybe we’ll get flashbacks or history? that’d be cool), so… my feeling about Chaol and his novel are like a… 6/10 right now. Favorable, but nearly neutral.

*kicks door open* GRAB MY WAIST AND PUT THAT BODY ON ME COME ON NOW FOLLOW MY LEAD *throws chair across the room* IM IN LOVE WITH THE THE SHAPE OF YOU *breaks table* WE PUSH AND PULL LIKE A MAGNET DO *punches fishbowl* ALTHOUGH MY HEART IS FALLING TOO IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY LAST NIGHT YOU WERE IN MY ROOM AND NOW MY BED SHEETS SMELL LIKE YOU *throws vase out the window* EVERYDAY DISCOVERING SOMETHING BRAND NEW IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY *collapses and starts sobbing*

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                                     I couldn’t get the boy to kill me,

                              but I wore his jacket for the longest time.

Flares

Originally posted by diablito666


“Did you guys see that?” One of your friends asked as something whizzed through the sky over head.

“What was it?” You called, grabbing the little pots of soil samples as the rest of your friends hurried out of the wooded area in time to watch something huge fall from the sky with a resounding boom.

The group looked at each other before packing up your kit and slowly making your way to an abandoned building that was in the thick of the woods. Everyone froze when the huge green lump curled on the grip moved and roared at you, naturally the entire group screamed until it was obvious that you’d both scared each other.

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boodabear001  asked:

Whenever Iggy is racing and is in the back row because he got 6th place or something, Ludwig will look back at him, and give him a look that says, "You touch me or my golden kart and I will harm you." But Iggy will spam all the shells and fire balls in Ludwig's direction anyway.

Our Washington, who art in heaven, listen as we pray,
thine country’s done, we had too much fun, and now about to crash and burn we say:
We’re sorry George, we didn’t listen.
About parties or neutrality
You did your best, we failed at the test
And have to watch as we all throw our shot away.
Lead us not into submission,
But come and save us now.
For thine is the presidency
And the cabinet
And the sanity,

Forever and Ever, Amen.

imagine the freelancers playing mario kart god bless

concept: jemma befriends one of the alien hellhounds, and since she’s the first person/creature to show it any kindness ever, it stays with her on the planet like some sort of guardian. it ends up so loyal to her that it follows her back to earth. 

basically, tiny jemma simmons with this seven foot tall ferocious beast following her around the place, but that acts like a puppy towards her. the rest of s3 is an exercise in people having to deal with a ginormous snarling hound every time they’re shitty to jemma for no real reason.

TINY BABY JEMMA SIMMONS, IN PAIN AND DEJECTED AND MISERABLE, LEARNING TO FIND COMFORT AND SOLACE IN THE SCIENCE AND POETRY OF STARS

S1 JEMMA SIMMONS, TRAPPED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND LOOKING UP TOWARDS THE STARS TO DRAW COMFORT LIKE SHE HAS SINCE SHE WAS A CHILD. MAKING A BREAKTHROUGH WHEN PONDERING THE BEAUTY AND SCIENCE OF THEM.

S3 JEMMA SIMMONS ONCE AGAIN REALISING THAT THE STARS ARE THE KEY, THAT THEY WILL ALWAYS, ALWAYS GUIDE HER HOME