throwing a cat

anonymous asked:

Uh-oh what's that? Purple gets the urge to be a cat furry! He also acts like a cat! *throws cat fursuit at him* M!A for 15 asks

“……………………….. It’s come to my attention that there is nothing that you all deem sacred.  Fine, I’ll wear it. But I intend on keeping it after this is over.”

[MIA: START!]

;;mod is going to cut it down to 10 asks!

me: nah they won’t keep throwing out ned/cat parallels, that’s too suggestive of a possible romance, plus i’m sure i was seeing things most of the time

season 1

littlefinger: *starts talking about catelyn*

ned: *eyes going dark, visibly growing angry*

littlefinger: your wife is in the whore house

ned: *FUCKING PUSHES LITTLEFINGER AGAINST THE WALL, SEETHING, A DANGEROUS SMILE ON HIS FACE*: YOU’RE A FUNNY MAN. A VERY FUNNY MAN.

season 7

littlefinger: *starts talking about sansa*

jon: *lips twitching, eyes going dark, visibly overflooding with rage*

littlefinger: i love sansa

jon: *FUCKING PUSHES LITTLEFINGER AGAINST THE WALL, SEETHING, RED IN THE FACE*: YOU TOUCH MY SISTER AND I’LL KILL YOU MYSELF!!!!!!!!

6

Just some Dutch nonsense

[image transcription: Dutch phrases saying “he has played with my rhinoceros, and now he can’t move anymore”, “even the dogs in the Netherlands are tolerant”, “I have no balls”, “sleep is for weak people”, “I am decreasing the distance between my mouth and the cheese” and “why are you throwing a stone at my cat?”]

I hate 3 types of bird videos.

1) The bird is performing a behavior that is confused for something else. Aka trying to mate for “hugging” or regurgitating for “dancing”. Bonus points if you point it out and are told you are wrong or “ruining the video”.

2) It is a wild bird that seems like it is sick, injured, or too young to resist since it’s letting strange humans pet it or pick it up, not something a wild prey animal would usually allow. Bonus points if commenters consider it a spiritual experience that they got so close to a wild animal. And, again, bonus points if you point out what is likely happening and are told you are ruining it.

3) It is a pet bird playing with another pet who is a predator, especially a cat whose mouth bacteria alone could kill the bird. Bonus points if, “I know my pet and they would never hurt them.”


My friends and family share a lot of bird videos with me and I feel like I’m always the party pooper who’s like, “Uhhhh…..” but I don’t think they’d enjoy it if I sent them videos of dogs humping someone’s leg. Or cats throwing up hairballs. Or a baby rolling around with a deadly snake.

And yeah, some videos are cute or funny and the bird isn’t in any danger, but some just make me want to strangle the person who filmed them.

This is Puppet. He loves corn, and this is his face when he doesn’t get the golden goodness. You can feel the betrayal. (He had a few pieces of corn at Thanksgiving once, and now throws a cat tantrum every time he sees it.)

HEY KIDS! I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU!

My sister just started an Etsy account and is making collar accessories for cats and dogs. It’s called CollarCollections. She has some very cute floral clip-on up on her shop and she is planning on making bow ties and bandannas. 

(note the daisy flower does not include the purple daisy collar)

And prices are pretty reasonable. If you guys can reblog this to get the word around and or make a purchase it would mean the world to my older sister :)

Again her shop is CollarCollections