I feel like I’m past being the Mom Friend and went straight to the Grandma Friend. Oh, you’re sad? Here I made you a scarf and some cookies and also I brought you a kitten.
*throws pie in your face* Notice me Sendpie! 😂 *actually wipes your face afterwards* 🙊 Hey Senpai! I saw hate anons lurking on your blog again. DO THEY WANNA FITE? Not only will I bring my army of poodles with me but also rotweilers, RAWR! 😡 *sprinkles fluffs of love all over your account to combat hate* 💕💕💕💕