Lesbian life 101
  • You don’t dance, you waltz like it’s 1698.
  • You don’t have ordinary dates, you just make like crazy science with her.
  • You don’t give her gifts to show your affection, you throw your pie for her.
  • You don’t think life should just be about surviving, maybe you and she deserve better than that.
  • You don’t go for prince charming, you go for princess sarcasm.
  • You don’t buy any kind of flowers, you give her lilies.
  • And you don’t give them just like that, you wrap them with a ribbon to match her eyes.
  • You don’t tell her I love you, you say I heart you.
  • You don’t care about anyone. Well, that’s not true, not everyone. Not her.
  • You don’t believe she’s just doing it for you. Don’t be an idiot, of course she’s doing it for you.
  • You don’t say nice to meet you, you greet her in French because you are enchantée.
  • You don’t say shit I might be gay, especially for your best friend, you just say woah. And your best friend knows, she knows as well that feeling.
  • You don’t just tell her she’s the prettiest girl you’ve met, because she’s a lot more than that.
  • You don’t yell her name to catch her attention, you call number 9 a wanker.
  • You don’t have a random life, you talk, laugh, love, breath, fight, fuck, cry, drink, write, win, lose, cheat, kiss, think, dream.

them magical skeles! (plus a voidblob)

Coloured those Ms paint doodles i did a bit ago!! because, uh *shrugs* c:

anonymous asked:

Can someone throw a pie to the face of anyone who mentions Aladdin(which isn't even unproblematic in the first place) whenever an Arab complain about the lack of representation they have? A pie with a Horseshoe in it please.

How about I throw a pie at your face for the audacity to send this ask claiming YOU have the right to tell us what we should complain about or not?

Preferably with a horseshoe in it (:

Aladdin is Disney-fied orientalist garbage filled with horrid stereotypes and disgusting sexualization of Jasmine along with very anti-Arab caricatures.

Wow, we have ONE terrible thing, we’re so lucky.

Fuck off.

EDIT: I absolutely misread this, I am so sorry - and uh, I definitely support you throwing a pie with a horseshoe in it who thinks Aladdin is perfectly unproblematic and we have nothing to complain about.

Especially when I can count positive Arab representation on one hand. Maybe two if I include literally every media genre.

- Mod K