Lesbian life 101
don’t dance, you waltz like it’s 1698.
- You don’t have ordinary dates, you just make like crazy
science with her.
- You don’t give
her gifts to show your affection, you throw your pie for her.
don’t think life should just be about surviving, maybe you and she deserve better
- You don’t go for prince charming, you go for princess
don’t buy any kind of flowers, you give her lilies.
you don’t give them just like that, you wrap them with a ribbon to match her
- You don’t tell her I love you, you say I heart you.
don’t care about anyone. Well, that’s not true, not everyone. Not her.
don’t believe she’s just doing it for you. Don’t be an idiot, of course she’s
doing it for you.
- You don’t say nice to meet you, you greet her in French
because you are enchantée.
- You don’t say shit I might be gay, especially for your
best friend, you just say woah. And your best friend knows, she knows as well
don’t just tell her she’s the prettiest girl you’ve met, because she’s a lot
more than that.
don’t yell her name to catch her attention, you call number 9 a wanker.
- You don’t have a random life, you talk, laugh, love, breath, fight, fuck, cry, drink, write, win, lose, cheat, kiss, think, dream.