i was talking to char about an au where alfred and al are models at rival agencies uuu yeahhhh

pls imagine:
they throw a lot of shade but they end up fucking in the dressing room after a fashion shoot
suspicious friends and coworkers who are like “are those two an item bc i swear i saw them stumble out of the dressing room together just now”
and they gotta pretend theyre still rivals but really they lowkey smooch on afternoon coffee runs
competition in bed over who can say as many high fashion brand names as possible before they come


5343to5271 asked:

Thoughts on Wonder Woman

Send me “Thoughts on” + a Character name and my muse will give their opinions of that character.
Status: Accepting

        ❝ It’s understandable why Batman is infatuated with her.
           If  she  had  more muscles in her brain than calves I’d
           have to agree with him. Please don’t tell her I said that.

Quite honestly, Kermit has always be the sensible one in the relationship while Miss Piggy has always been the more selfish and violent aggressor in the relationship. Also, Kermit hasn’t officially claimed Denise as his girlfriend, this is all tabloid reports (for the time being).

I’m sure this is just a publicity stunt for the ratings of the show and then they’ll get back together. They’ve always been on and off for the past forty years. This is nothing new.

Denise is petty as fuck for that post tho.

Like, you’re the new chick and you’re trying to throw shade at a veteran in the muppet game who has major seniority– and you’re supposed to be an intern at HER show?

Bitch, the mud is on the other side of that unemployment check.

Roll in it.

anonymous asked:

I just broke up with someone. Give me a playlist that will make me feel less shitty :D

oh goodness i shall try

  1. Hallelujah - Panic! at the Disco
  2. Novocaine - Fall Out Boy
  3. Miss Jackson - Panic! at the Disco
  4. IV. Sweatpants - Childish Gambino
  5. My Song 5 - HAIM
  6. What Kind of Man - Florence + the Machine
  7. Throw Shade - CRUISR (not about breakups but still a jam nonetheless) 
  8. Down In The Dumps - Walk the Moon
  9. Love Is Greed - Passion Pit
  10. Somebody Told Me - The Killers
  11. Beware the Dog - The Griswolds

anonymous asked:

How about showing some of the horrifying world of NDP politics once in awhile. Throw in' shade at Trudeau for "opposing the plan to end domestic violence" after declining a debate on women's issues he promised at the start of his campaign.

i literally just posted an article about how the ndp support imperialist policies and the military and violence overseas. we criticize the ndp constantly, what the fuck are you talking about?

ps both mulcair and trudeau are terrible

Sum of yall🚻 think you’re seriously high sadity cause y'all blog 📱on tumblr….unless you’re getting paid 💵to blog📲, y'all need to check✔ your perceived importance at the Tumblr door!….yes, I’m throwing subliminal ❔shade😎….#NotMyChicasButOthers
—  If you think I’m talking about you, I am 😐

that-one-wizard asked:

BWAHAHAHAHA I laughed so loud and hard i got yelled at by my room mates and neighbors over the weapons malfunction

This’ll keep you up at night: Was Óðinn referring to Fenrisúlfr as a weapon malfunctioning and nomming Týr’s hand… or was Óðinn throwing shade on Týr malfunctioning as a warrior, a walking weapon? Discuss~

I’m at Guanajuato and it’s surreal. I was talking to different people and someone told me that the city of Guanajuato is protected from corruption and if any drug cartel even tries to go in to do shady stuff, they’re disappeared. Everyone seems to be so proud of the fact that their culture is so intact and like EVERYONE knows their history so well. I sometimes forget how beautiful my own country is cuz I’m lost in the chaos of Tijuana, but being able to see this, and experience this, is the most wonderful thing in the world and like if you’re from Mexico or any country in Central and South America, and you have the privilege of being able to go back, GO! Cuz the culture is so beautiful and also they keep throwing shade at the spaniards which is hella funny