SAFEty first! short campaign part one
I decided to GM a game of pathfinder with my older brother. He was a half-elf samurai named after Renji from Bleach. He finished killing the inn keep and began searching for his money in his room.
Me: You find a safe.
Bro: I try to open it.
Me: You failed.
Bro: I try again.
Me: You still failed.
Bro: Fine then! I look around the room for numbers.
Me: You found the number 7.
Bro: Are there any other numbers?
Me: No. Just the number 7.
Bro: I go to the safe and I put in…..777.
Me: It opened. *rolls twenty sider for fun* *low roll* It opens up with such a force that it throws you out the window. You take one damage.
Bro: I go back up and see what’s inside the safe.
Me: Inside the safe is………….another safe.
Bro: I look for another number.
Me: On the back of the first door is the number 3.
Bro: Okay, now I put in….33……3.
Me: It opens *rolls another small number* the door explodes off and sends you across the room into the wall. Take another damage. Inside is a third safe on a table.
Bro: Damnit! I just wanted this guy’s money! I look under the table for more numbers.
Me: You found the number 6 by a pentagram.
Bro: I put 666 into the safe.
Me: The safe explodes and you take 5 non-lethal damage and are unconscious.