throw what you know!


So i was playing a game of dnd with my friends and one guy somehow managed to roll 3 nat 1’s in a row.
This obviously annoyed him and then one of our friends says:

F1: id throw that dice away *says jokingly*
F2: you know what *stands up* ill be back in a moment

F2 proceeds to go outside and chucks the dice as far as he can. Giving it a salute as it flies away

Remus and Sirius would throw the best Halloween parties ever.
  • Now I know what you’re thinking, but hang in here with me.
  • The first couple years after James and Lily died, they wouldn’t be able to bring themselves to do anything. They spend quiet evenings with Harry, getting weepy and wishing James and Lily were there to see how much their son learned every year.
  • So, the third or fourth year rolls around, and Harry is starting to get old enough to want to participate. Remus and Sirius skirt around the conversation with each other until one night when Sirius loudly proclaims that they’re throwing a party.
  • Remus, startled, sets down his tea and gives Sirius a deep frown. He really doesn’t want to throw a party.
  • But then he sees Sirius’s expression. It’s manic – almost deranged. This isn’t about having a cool party.
  • “It’s what James would have wanted, and it has to be awesome, Moons. It has to be better than any Halloween party anyone has ever had.”
  • Remus considers this quietly for a minute before standing and simply saying, “I’ll go buy the decorations.”
  • And so they spend a week decorating their place and planning costumes and making snacks.
  • They surprise literally every friend they have with an invitation, and of course everyone shows up. You don’t just not show up to the party thrown by the two guys whose best friends died on Halloween.
  • There are party games and drinks and costume contests. Surprisingly, McGonagall wins every year until Harry and Ron become friends and the Weasleys start showing up to these parties. After that, Fred and George are the reigning costume contest champions.
  • Mad-Eye Moody regales everyone with scary stories that usually turn into paranoid messages of self-preservation.
  • Sometime near the end of the night, when things begin to calm down, they have a few minutes of silence in honor of James and Lily.
  • And then it’s a few minutes of chatting and well wishing and people go home.
  • Every year following that one results in Remus and Sirius trying to outdo last year’s festivities.
  • Invitations soon become coveted. Everyone knows it’s THE party of the year.
  • And at the end of the night, after everyone has left, Remus and Sirius reminisce about all the good times they had with James and Lily, and come to the same conclusion every year: that this is a better way to cope than whatever sad shit they used to do.
  • fanfic writer: *writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
  • fic: *witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
  • fanfic writer: Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
  • fanfic writer: Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
  • fandom: Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
  • fanfic writer: :/
  • * * *
  • same fanfic writer: *writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
  • fanfic writer: LOL *post*
  • fanfic writer: *sigh*
Destiel Evolution:
  • Season 4: I raised you from Hell, I can throw you back in.
  • Season 5: You know what? Blow me Cas.
  • Season 6: Dean and I do share a more profound bond.
  • Season 7: I'd rather have you, cursed or not.
  • Season 8: I need you.
  • Season 9: You gave up an entire army for one guy.
  • Season 10: If there’s even a small chance that we can save you, I won’t let you walk out of this room.
  • Season 11: I could go with you.
  • Season 12: I love you.

okay, i was in the car with my sisters (who are both cishet), and one of them asked, “how lgbt friendly is our town?”

i responded immediately with, “not at all,” at the same time my other sister responded with, “well, it’s not *that* friendly.”

i was asked by both of them as to why i was insisting that no, our town (which is extremely small and can be summed up by the school, btw) is not lgbt friendly. i told them that so many kids threw around the f and d slurs, as well as calling people gay as an insult, and also, they make those “did you just assume my gender/i identify as an attack helicopter” jokes. keep in mind, i’m genderfluid and a lesbian, so yeah, these things are both *pretty* harmful to me. (granted, i’m not out to my family, so them not listening to what i had to say wasn’t (too much of) a problem, but that’s not the point.)

my other sister, who said that our town was *kind of* lgbt friendly, said, “well, yeah, but you’re going to find that in every school. what i mean is that no one - or at least most people - is going to get turned away for being gay.”

and you know what?


throwing around homophobic and lesphobic slurs and making homophobic and transphobic jokes is not “lgbt friendly,” no matter how normal it is. these things harm lgbt kids (i.e., me), and drive anyone who wants to come out further into the closet. i’m out as a lesbian to all my friends, but i would never dream of coming out as genderfluid to them, and you know why? it’s because they laughed at (not even made - laughed at) those “did you just assume my gender?” jokes. i’m fucking petrified of being myself around others because of these jokes. (goddamn jokes).

so no, our town is not lgbt friendly. i don’t give a shit that *most* people won’t get kicked out of their homes for being gay. as long as gay, trans, and nonbinary kids are being ostracized and pushed into the closet, our town is not lgbt friendly.

if you aren’t lgbt, you need to hold yourself to *way* higher standards than you are now. just because you wouldn’t kill your friend for being gay doesn’t mean you’re a good ally. if you throw around slurs (yes, even jokingly), if you call people gay as an insult, or if you make any of the “attack helicopter” jokes, you’re a shitty ally and an even shittier human.

(yes, cishets can reblog this - in fact, it’s encouraged.)

You know that part in Hercules?

My sis and I joked about it lol. Sombra might wanna rethink that tho, IDK if I can see Reaper putting on the act. Guess Soldier 76 would just be into it anyway? (I think I remember a tweet about him “Being a bit dense sometimes”? lol)

Woooh team talon

Finger guns, please don´t tag any ships but Reaper76 thanks my dodz.

First time I met Brendon, he was in a dressing room, and he was throwing a tray full of fruit into a shower. And I kind of stood there staring  at him for a minute, I was like, what is this little kid doing right now- he was so, so just like, intent on throwing all the fruit in the shower and smashing it. So I just asked him, I was like, ‘What are you doing right now?’ And he’s like, 'Well I wanted to throw the fruit somewhere, but I didn’t wanna make it a mess for whoever has to clean it up.’ So he was both being punk rock and very respectful, all at the same time.
—  Zack Hall, on his first time meeting Brendon Urie

So exboyfriend!Joshua’s voice message plays while Jun looks over old letters from him, and then currentboyfriend!The8 finds the letters???

EDIT (after multiple replays): Jun went to find Joshua in room 1013 and left a note for The8, idek anymore


OK SO baby kiibo was a thing on twitter and i fell in love and well do you see where this got me

how i know i am a truly next level insufferable nerd: whenever i see a seemingly ~nice~ jane austen novel quote about love or friendship or literary enthusiasm on, say, an internet graphic or a notecard or a throw pillow, i can’t just let it slide. i always have to complain about it. to cry out “CAROLINE JUST SAID THAT BECAUSE SHE WAS SO THIRSTY FOR DARCY, SHE DON’T CARE ABOUT READING” or “ISABELLA THORPE IS THE WORLD’S #1 HYPOCRITE, SHE OBVIOUSLY MEANS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THAT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, GET THOSE WORDS OFF YOUR THROW PILLOW UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO BE A THROW PILLOW OF LIES.


it’s been…………………..84 years………….