throat mic

anonymous asked:

i think it would be cool if you wrote vampire pearl having a crush on younger greg and rose finding out :3 please tell me what you think

*walks centre stage*

*taps mic*

*clears throat*

lesbian

  • Me: *clears the throat*
  • Me: *taps the mic* hello, is it on? Hi, I just wanted to thank Madeline Miller, Nora Sakavic, C. S. Pacat, Maggie Stiefvater and Benjamin Alire Sáenz for ruining my life in the best way possible. Thanks.
  • Me: *breaks down sobbing*

*taps mic, clears throat*

jeon jungkook is the child locked away in the basement in omelas, and therefore doesn’t have an internet connection and thaT is why he is not tweeting anything

*drops mic and runs away*

I REALLY LOVE THE GAP BETWEEN KIMIZUKI’S APPEARANCE AND PERSONALITY??

ok like so we got Kimizuki Shiho, at first glance, is

  • tall
  • a fucking telephone pole
  • probably dyed his hair
  • has piercings
  • how did he get those anyway
  • is pretty fucking intimidating 

what you probably think he does

  • kicks puppies in his free time
  • paints crude graffiti 
  • a bad student
  • picks fights with people who merely bump into him in the hallway (ok this is actually proven to be true once)

what he really is

  • a doting older brother
  • top of his class
  • great at cooking
  • great at taking care of others
  • favorite food are cookies
  • bakes cookies in his spare time bc his lil sis likes them
  • bLUSHES EASILY
  • will carry you to safety in his arms without a moment’s hesitation

pls love Kimizuki Shiho

Sooo this is really late but

Another fucky thing I noticed:

Eurros had to use a throat mic so her voice would sound like it was coming through the glass wall of her cell, yet moments before we see her playing the violin. Shouldn’t Sherlock have noticed the violin music wasn’t coming through the glass, therefore there wasn’t any glass??? Homeboy should’ve fucked back off onto that elevator…

My poor dash

is in the middle of warring metas on TAB…

*clears throat; mic squeals, spot-light focuses*…

In one corner we’ve got Johnlock…IT’S ALL GAY, BITCHES!

In another is Sherlolly…DID YOU HEAR HOW HE SAID “HOOPER”? SHE’S THE ONE THAT COUNTS, BITCHES!

In yet another corner we’ve got Adlock…HE’S KEEPS A PICTURE OF IRENE IN HIS POCKET-WATCH, BITCHES!

In the final corner we’ve got Sheriarty…THEY WANT TO F*CK EACH OTHER’S BRAINS! GUNS=DICKS, BITCHES!

And then we’ve got Mystrade over at the concession stand….SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE! THEY STOOD NEXT TO EACH OTHER, BITCHES !!!!!!!!!!!! As they all hug one another, sobbing snottily in glee.

Ahhh fandom shipping. It’s a beautiful, f*kt up thing.

if i ever get close at a concert
  • harry: does anyone have a good joke they'd like to share?
  • me: ME ME ME ME ME PICK ME
  • harry: ok, you. what's your joke? *hands mic to security person*
  • me: *takes the mic* *clears throat* *looking into louis' eyes* I'm in fact straight
  • crowd: ayyyyeee
  • harry: ayyyeeee
  • security: ayyyyyeeee
  • louis: ayyyyeeee
  • world: ayyyyyeeee

*steps up to mic, clears throat, gently hums a middle C before opening my mouth to sing* Zendayaaaaaaaaa~~~ is not white passing; Y'all need to learn what that means before you throw it around to invalidate mixed race black folks and their experiences with anti-black racism. 🎤