Luhan: *hears about EXO’s comeback* OMG I WONDER HOW XIUMIN WILL LOOK LIKE? WILL HE BE IN FRONT AND DO SOME SEXY MOVES? OMG I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HIS HAIR! MY PRECIOUS BABY!
*teasers come out*
Luhan: XIUMIN LOOKS SO HANDSOME! *strokes screen* We will be together again, I promise. *kisses screen*
*music video comes out*
Luhan: OMG XIUMIN SLAYYYYYYY! YOU ARE THE BEST! OMG DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT ACTUALLY LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! DAMN YOU XIUMIN! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! *faints*
*three days later*
Luhan: *wakes up* So that is how the first music video that I am not in is like…