Sometimes I think about Satine and Qui-Gon teaming up to tease Obi-Wan, like…

“Master Jinn, I have compiled a list of complaints about your apprentice.”

“Really, Satine, some of these are a bit unreasonable. ‘Was entirely too beautiful while meditating this morning’? You know he can’t help that.”

“Before sunrise?”

“… She has a point, Obi-Wan. You could make an effort to be less attractive to the Duchess before she’s had her tea.”

(full list of complaints and counter complaints - which are probably NOT all shared with Qui-Gon - below the cut)

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We had an insane Round Three for McSpirkHolidayFest 2k16. Thank you to all the creators, prompters, and rebloggers! Events this round included McSpirk Day (a fake holiday we should make real) and the 50th anniversary of Star Trek. Check out all 14 submissions under the read more! 

Up next is Round Four: Halloween.

Prompts will be accepted beginning now through October 14th

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Saw the share three lines thing but didn’t want to reblog the whole post

“I am Admiral Firmus Piett of Death Squadron,” the voice said. It was a strong sort of voice, quiet yet commanding and confident, and Anakin had the fleeting thought that it would be really wizard to meet the admiral. (A real admiral!) Then Piett was speaking again. “And I do not appreciate being lied to. Now, I’ll ask once more: What is your name, and how did you come to be in possession of Lord Vader’s commlink?”

Bleach: Brave Souls Status Update 44

I pulled Shunsui and a duplicate Letzt Stil Ishida out of a Brave Souls and Golden Ticket, respectively, so my ability to complain about them is over. Also, out of a Golden Ticket today:

So that’s neat. But the real news:

Yeah, that’s right, 5,075 orbs. I think I’ll be around 5,250 by the time the 2x hits. I’ve still got three 4-stars to level out, might be able to finish a 5-star, still have to do the challenge missions, and have some stuff like day 210 rewards coming up.

Gonna get Dangai Ichigo and then RukiaQuest 2016 will continue.


“I became obsessed with Harrison long before it became fashionable. I was a real trendsetter in that sense. I started a craze.”


Sorry for super long post but this got badly out of hand. Happy Valentine’s and stuff, here are these two being sorta cute but dysfunctional af. (Tumblr destroys the image quality, open in new tab to view properly).

(Coffeeshop AU)

  • Oikawa:[clicking noise]
  • Iwaizumi:[clicking noise]
  • Ushijima:Stop it.
  • Iwaizumi:Stop what?
  • Ushijima:You're talking about me in Morse Code.
  • Iwaizumi:Yeah, Ushiwaka, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time and with our very limited budget we went out and took a class on a very outmoded, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
  • Ushijima:Am I wrong?
  • Oikawa:No. That's exactly what we did.

***giveaway is now closed***

It’s been THREE YEARS since I opened my etsy shop to boldly hold, and in honor of that I am having a quilt giveaway! (my last quilt giveaway)

There will be ONE prize: One custom quilt made by me for you! I’ll give you the fabric options; you’ll select the one you like, as well as over all design and I’ll make a quilt just for you!  Awesome right? You will have the option of Star Trek theme or a ‘plain’ quilt.

To enter you are allowed ONE REBLOG and ONE LIKE per day. Each note gets you one entry and I’ll use a random number generator to pick the winner. (I’m not responsible for any tumblr fuckary i.e. lost reblog’s or likes.)

You do not have to follow me to enter- however, when I select your name, if I see that you’re following me, you’ll get several more options in fabric and design of the quilt.

The giveaway will close on Sunday February 14th 2016 at 9PM PST. The winner will be tagged in a post and I’ll also send an ask, so be sure yours is open. The winner will have 24 hours to respond to the message. If I don’t receive a response within 24 hours, I will select another recipient.

Good luck!

If you don’t want to wait to get a quilt of your own, check out my shop To Boldly Hold

edited to add: I will ship internationally!