three woman figures

Someone: Omg, Matthew’s name when shortened is spelt Matt not Mat! Wow it’s so good to finally know!

Me, an intellectual: *Jazz hands towards all the tweets and etc that clearly spell it Matt, for example:*

yeah uh idk if this is a Thing other lesbians feel but for some reason straight women bother me more than straight men? its probably internalized misogyny now that i think about it but i feel like i get along w straight men more than women