three of a kind [1]

MASTERLIST

BOLD: personal favorites

* : smut

# : angst

~ : fluff

YOONGI X JUNGKOOK FANFICS:

1. Splash!

Chapter one * #

Chapter two #

Chapter three * #

2. Aduro

Chapter one

3. DADDY ISSUES

Chapter one #

Chapter two * #

Chapter three * #

Chapter four #

Chapter five #

4. INAPPROPRIATE

Chapter one # ~

Chapter two # ~

Chapter three # ~

Chapter four # ~ *

Chapter five # ~ *

Chapter six # ~ *

Chapter seven # ~

1.The real kind of man  ~ # -JUNGKOOK X JIMIN

2. Red silk~ -READER X JUNGKOOK

3. Of conductors and ghosts~ - READER X JUNGKOOK

4. Ordinary fluff~ - READER X JUNGKOOK

5. Before we’re covered in rust - READER X YOONGI | FT. JUNGKOOK

6. Cliché in death-JUNGKOOK X JIMIN

7. Text your way out~ -READER X JUNGKOOK | FT. NAMJOON

Honestly…It makes me really uncomfortable when people draw Leia’s Episode 4 Dress as being really tight with a big slit up the leg, because that’s not how it was at all??

It doesn’t even cling to her breasts or anything?? There’s like…a Small knee length slit, I guess, if you look hard enough. But this, and most other outfits of Leia’s, strike me as incredibly modest and professional. In fact, Lets take a look at that for a second. 

Look at what she chooses to wear on Cloud City in Episode 5.


Like…It’s a dress with pants? And I think this was probably an outfit she either A.) Packed for the trip on the falcon or B.) Was provided to her by Lando, And I find it hard to believe that Lando would force an outfit on her, considering he was very nice to her in previous scenes. She would have chosen it out of several different options.

I won’t add pictures, but her White Hoth outfit also consists of a jacket and pants. It’s sensible. They’re in the freezing cold. Why would she wear something sexy. She Wouldn’t.

There are honestly only two instances over the course of three movies where she /kind/ of shows skin. Instance 1 is at the end of Episode 1 where she…Kind of, I guess, Has some cleavage showing?

Like Barely. Keep in mind as well that this dress is floor length and has long sleeves. The second instance is at the end of Episode 6 on Endor

This slit is definitely more revealing, but to be honest, I can’t remember a single time in Episode 6 where it was apparent? They Honestly may have just done this for promotional material? Other pictures of the dress come off as much more modest

I’ve worn dresses shorter than this, so, I wouldn’t exactly consider this revealing by any means.

So when does Leia put on something a little sexier? There’s gotta be one instance right?

Yeah, Against her fucking will.

What I’m getting at here is that I hate the weird sexualization of Leia in Nerd Culture. It’s literally so rampant. It’s not surprising to me whatsoever, but it still makes me mad.

Leia Organa, a 19 year old Freedom Fighter personally fucking chose to dress modestly and people still depict her as this oversexualized Male Gaze Fantasy Being and it’s really disappointing tbfh.

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I’ve read quite a few horror tales in my time, and I’ve got a certain fondness for Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Lewis Stevenson. 

There’s something about man seeking to become his best self, only to unleash his inner demons and desires, that truly fascinates me.

I also like to think that Jekyll is not so innocent. He uses the identity of Hyde as an excuse for his immoral behaviours so not to feel any consequential guilt.

“If it wasn’t me in control, it’s not my fault.”

Jekyll is a truly evil character, and his potion is just a ploy to satiate his needs for violence and chaos.

snuffles05  asked:

Do you know where I can watch Roboticus en LazyTown? Ya knows, the one with Frank Alonso?

The Roboticus play is in three parts (1)(2)(3). The guy filming kind of moves around a bit and I think these videos are the only ones on Youtube so theres no better quality but it’s not too bad. The play itself is pretty awesome.

I feel like Dream Daddy can go three diffrent ways:

1.) It’s going to pull some kind of Hatoful Boyfriend by looking funny and lulling you into a sense of meme fodder. But it’s really deep and somehow a huge mix of genres and none of the dads you date will ever be your boyfriend because they either move, they’re married, explode when sunlight hits them (calling it now, goth dad is a vampire), or some other convoluted excuse for you not being together forever.

2.) face value. You’re a dad who dates other hot dads.

3.) a cross between 1 and 2 but theres no reason why you and the dad you pick can’t be together.

There are three kinds of captain underpants fans :

1:Captain underpants is mr Krupp’s alter

2: captain underpants is just a response to Krupp being hypnotized

3: I’m gonna draw Krupp and captain underpants kissing

“Or is, uhh… 
‘Slimy’ a better word?
‘Goopy’ ? I’m not sure…” 


YES, say hello to my new bab. Their name is Naits and i personally like to call their kind as Honey Slime Skele because of three obvious reasons.
1) They smell like honey, maybe taste like honey too? 
2) Slime monster yyyupp~… 
3) They have skeleton-like core. 

Also I shall put under the cut a first attempt to draw this fella which didn’t come out like wanted to, but still it’s good and shows how the core looks like from front.


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So I need some money...

Which is why I decided to start doing commissions.
Right now I’ll only be doing portraits, but I have three kinds to choose from:

1. Single color sketch - 10 €

2. Colored sketch - 20 €

3. Painted portrait - 30 €

I will draw any of your OCs!

I won’t draw real people (faceclaims are fine of course), canon characters and furries/mecha/monsters that don’t look mostly human (because I’m bad at that).

Payment per paypal, please.

Thank you and I hope you have a nice day!

- Mittwoch


Commissions are Closed!

Thank you very much to all who have commissioned me or reblogged my post! :)

anonymous asked:

Hi! I love love love your art and your cats and especially FUBAR. I am a poor college student who cannot afford to pledge on patreon as much as I'd like to and I was wondering if you might ever think of putting an art book together? I am especially longing to see puppy Foobs, but no way I can drop 20 every months, y'feel? But I could probably scrape enough together to purchase a book and I definitely would if you made one. Just a thought from a fan.

OH MAN OH MAN THIS IS SO FLATTERING!!!

tbh I REALLY wanna do a B&F art book. I do a lot of print design/production irl so it’s something I’ve always kind of had in mind.

there’s three factors:

1. i need to work out which printer i’d use

2. i need enough content (so it’d have to happen a while from now bc there’s really not enough to warrant a print piece yet)

3. i need enough INTEREST! WHO ELSE (besides this lovely anon) WOULD BE INTERESTED IN A HYPOTHETICAL BUCKY AND FUBAR ART BOOK IN THE VAGUE FUTURE??

dyedviolet  asked:

Ravenclaw at Starbucks?

Three types, basically:

1) The kind that has a super complex order and gets it every time. (Probably includes some heavy instagramming).

2) The kind that gets something new each time they go to Starbucks. Can range from super simple to rocket-science coffee.

3) The kind that just gets a simple coffee to go.

three kinds of su fans left

1. the su critical blogs who nitpick the fuck out of the show and pull theories out of their ass in an attempt to “fix” the show
2. the fans who defend this show to the death and blindly hold onto the idea that this is the pinnacle of television
3. the fans who understand it’s not perfect but enjoy the show for what it is

There are three kinds of Starco fans right now:


Fan 1: 
I don’t care,i have a life anyway.

Fan 2: OMG, Marco is SO happy with Jackie, but i shipp Starco so hard,and Star loves him, but she just don’t know that rigth now. I… i don’t know what to do… help, please…

Fan 3: JACKIE LYNN THOMAS YOU ARE A DEAD WOMAN!!!!!

TalesFromYourServer: "Are you even old enough to work here?"

Three different guests asked me this today. Guy 1 was clearly kind of joking, but he was pretty surprised when I told him I was 23 as I dropped off his beer (I work in a brewery). Guy 2 seemed genuinely concerned–“Are you old enough to serve this?” “Yep, old enough to drink it, too.” Then he gave me a really suspicious side-eye like he didn’t believe me.

Finally, Guy 3, a customer earlier in the day, called to ask about his reading glasses he left on the table. The host asked if he remembered his server so she could ask them, and he said, “I don’t remember her name but she was a little girl who looked like she wasn’t even old enough to be in a bar.” Host made an immediate bee-line to me.

By: smutwitch

pullingawaythespooks  asked:

What do you think are the most hopeful biblical verses? The one that remind you of how amazing humanity can be and how much strength humans have when it comes to surviving?

The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it. (John 1:5)

Death has been swallowed up in victory (1 Corinthians 15:54)

But he saves the needy from the sword of their mouth,
   from the hand of the mighty.
So the poor have hope,
   and injustice shuts its mouth.
(Job 5:15-16)

Korean Grammar Lesson 1-1: Past tense

*This is based on official Korean High schoolers’ grammar textbook.

*Before getting started:

-pre-ending affix: affixes that are added after the root but before the ending. In Korean, we use these affixes to express tense or honorific expressions. (Actually I made this term up, so you’d better not be bound by it and just use it for understanding.)

1. Past tense 

There are two things you must know to express past tense: pre-ending affixes that are used for changing the tense of predicates and pre-noun endings that are used for modifiers. 

   1-1. Pre-ending affixes

There are three kinds of affixes for past tense. First ones are ‘-았-/-었-’, and you can choose between them according to the form of the verb. For example:

어제 친구를 만났다.I met a friend yesterday.

This is an example of changing the verb ‘만나다meet’ into ‘만났다met’ using ‘-았-’.

→ 만나- + -았- + 다 = 만났다

지난주에 그 길을 건넜다.I crossed the road last week.

→ 건너- + -었- + 다 = 건넜다

Second are ‘-았었-/-었었-’. These mean almost the same as the first, but they imply broken relationship between past and present. For example:

지난달에는 이곳에 꽃이 많이 피었었다.Last month many flowers bloomed here.

Many flowers bloomed here last month but there are no flowers now.

→ 피- + -었었- + -다 = 피었었다

Third one is ‘--’. It is used when you want to bring an old story that you experienced to the listener/reader. Also, it is commonly used with endings ‘-라’ and ‘ㄴ데’, which also imply telling things that was experienced.

그가 노래를 잘 부르더라.He sang a song well.

In the sentence, the speaker/writer saw ‘him’ singing well and is going to tell the listener/reader what he/she saw.

→ 부르- + -더라 = 부르더라


 

In next lesson I’ll complete explaining the past tense. If you have any question, just comment here or send me a message! And if you want to have an explanation on something about Korean, just ask me too. Good luck with your study!

muffindragon227  asked:

Misc. 6, 7, 19 This or that 2, 3, 6

Send me a category and a number 

:’3 hellu my darling, thanks for asking!

Miscellaneous

6. Last book you read

I bought The Maze Runner trilogy after wanting it so bad for so long, and it’s been sitting on my desk, bookmarked somewhere around page 100… begging me to finish it. This is why I can’t have nice things.


7. How can someone win  your heart?

Honestly I’m the kind of person that totally omit a person’s physical appearance and fall helplessly in love (trust me, dating history speaks for itself).  I am inevitably drawn to three kind of people:

1. Ideologists: Sweep me off my feet with your views on moral values and take me to the utopia of your dreams, I’m here for my ticket to dreamland. Because there’s a sort of innocence and good faith in these kind of people that makes me believe the world can be a beautiful place.

2. Creators/Artists: You write ?? draw ?? design?? make origami art?? Please let me know everything that ever inspires you. Your mind is beautiful and i’m blown away.

3. Kind-hearted people: You’re just… kind. Caring, empathetic, supportive. Sweet, sweet cinnamon rolls. This might seem vague but like, there’s a few people I know that fit this category. These people will always have a special place in my heart.

I dont’ know if this question was meant to be about flowers and beach walk dates, but I think that before getting to that dating stage that’s the people i’d fall for.


19. Trip to the bottom of the ocean or outer space?

Unpopular opinion: outer space is boring, i don’t want to spend 65 years starring at dark matter out of a spaceship window

So I’d take bottom of the ocean any day of the week


This or that

2. Salty or sweet?

Urgh, depends. When I’m hungry sweets make me nauseous so i’d bite a cracker, but I love eating sweets between meals, you get me?

3. Chocolate or vanilla?

Tough one…. Vanilla


6. Mountains or beach?

Beaches in a heartbeat

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tysm for asking! _へ__(‾◡◝ )>