three day drinking binge

“Do you live here?”

“No…actually I’m Eva, I live across the way and was behind you in line at the food cart.”


“I just wanted to give you my number…”

Eva reaches into her bag and pulls out a bottle, “and I was wondering if I could come in and we could drink this?”

A three day drinking binge ensues, the man, Charles Cleaver, is really drawn to Eva.

Drunk still, they go to a little chapel and get married by a man dressed as Elvis.

Eva moves Charles into the house the next day, “Hey you guys! Meet my husband, we’ll be upstairs!”