three day drinking binge

“Do you live here?”

“No…actually I’m Eva, I live across the way and was behind you in line at the food cart.”

“..and?”

“I just wanted to give you my number…”

Eva reaches into her bag and pulls out a bottle, “and I was wondering if I could come in and we could drink this?”

A three day drinking binge ensues, the man, Charles Cleaver, is really drawn to Eva.

Drunk still, they go to a little chapel and get married by a man dressed as Elvis.

Eva moves Charles into the house the next day, “Hey you guys! Meet my husband, we’ll be upstairs!”