The Fosters Season 4 Episode 5 “Forty

Episode 5 : Forty

Lena is excited that her family is coming together to throw her a 70s-themed 40th birthday party. But, when Lena’s mom Dana shares her suspicions about Stewart’s behavior, it threatens to put a damper on the festivities. Convinced her former foster brother Kyle has been wrongly convicted of murder, Callie and Aaron try to track down a witness in the case. Mariana and her female STEAM club teammates compete for an invite to the Regional Robotics Competition. Meanwhile, Jude is hurt to discover that Connor came to town and didn’t tell him, and Brandon considers drastic measures to make extra money.
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Secret Life of Pets (2016)

The action comedy is set in a Manhattan apartment building. After the two-legged residents head for work and school, their pets gather to start their day, which consists of hanging out, trading humiliating stories about their owners, and helping each other work up adorable looks that will lead to more snacks. The head hound is a quick-witted terrier rescue (Louis C.K.), whose position at the epicenter of his master’s universe is suddenly threatened when she comes home with Duke (Stonestreet), a sloppy mongrel with no polish. The two soon find themselves on the mean streets of New York, where they meet the adorable white bunny Snowball (Hart). It turns out that Snowball is the leader of an army of pets that were abandoned and are determined to get back at humanity and every owner-loving pet. The dogs must thwart this plot and make it back in time for dinner.

i hate animal control tbh they keep stalking my apartment cause my neighbors dogs jumped a bill collector but the dogs were fenced in the asshat intruded on them and they jumped him like

when the front door yielded no results and the only other options was be around big strange dogs??? make an educated decision??? not get jumped and blame GUARD DOGS??? FOR GUARDING???

my favorite thing that rappers do is when they’re on a track and they just threaten to embarrass someone. like they don’t get very specific, they just literally go like, “don’t make me embarrass you.” i’m just like, whoa this guy’s going for the jugular. it’s one thing to say you’re going to kick my ass or kill me or something because you’re probably not really gonna do that. but i feel like if you threaten to humiliate me in some way, i mean, you’re rapping, so you’re already more confident than i am, i can believe there’s some follow through there. it’s ominous. what’s this guy going to do? he just said he’s going to embarrass me? is he going to pants me or something? there are people here.

“Saw this guy just outside my door the other morning. It was about a inch long which is the largest beetle i have seen where i live. I was able to move it safely so that my 1 year old wouldn’t try to eat it. When i did it hissed!? I would like to know what kind it is. Thank you and love your blog.”- admiralsnacks

This this is a ten-lined june beetle Polyphylla decemlineata.  hahah  I always laugh when I hear of stories of kids eating bugs.  I had one woman send me a photo of a false widow slightly mangled and said “what is this my son put it in his mouth”  The spider miraculously survived the ordeal.  These beetles make delightful fart noises when threatened, as you discovered. 

anonymous asked:

Nico has referred to pretty much every older male in his life as 'dad' or 'daddy' at some point. Especially Jason.

you come into my house,, you come into my clean house with your kink,,, i will,,,, i will KINKSHAME you child,,, kinkshame u till the end of ur days,,,,,,,, ur grounded fucko,,,,,

also literally every single one of the seven has called jason ‘dad’ at least once, Percy called him ‘daddy’ tho and he meant it. when nico called him dad he threatened his life if he ever told a single soul about it

anonymous asked:


yess!!!! okay here we go

  • soooo they started dating after theo was hermione’s tutor for potions
  • hermione was great at everything but potions
  • and theo was amazing he was beating her top marks in that class
  • it pissed her off
  • so she packed up the courage one day and asked him after class to tutor her
  • she wasn’t ever threatened by him because he was always so quiet and he didn’t seem like the rest of the slytherins
  • he seemed surprised that she confronted him 
  • but he accepted
  • this started her third year
  • they met in the library every other night to study for potions
  • at first it really was just about studying and work
  • and it was an unspoken rule they never mentioned that theo tutored hermione 
  • but one day theo started noticing the fire behind hermione’s eyes as she worked
  • and he was intrigued by her wild hair that was as untamed as her soul
  • and he started thinking about how he is way too tame
  • hermione became entranced with his long fingers and how he was always so calm and under control
  • she always wished she could be like him
  • she felt like she was always fighting the outside world for control 
  • they both tried to avoid their attractions but it failed once krum started joining their study sessions in their fourth year
  • one day theo said he could no longer tutor her and he refused to tell her why
  • hermione was very confused but then she realized he was jealous of krum
  • so she confronted him one day but shoving him in a broom closet after class asking him why he was acting weird
  • but she already knew the answer
  • he denied everything and it pissed her off
  • she ranted and ranted until she just gave up 
  • krum asked her to the ball 
  • she said yes
  • she heard theo wasn’t going
  • but once she was at the ball with krum she noticed he walked in alone
  • and stood in the corner in his all black suit
  • after dancing awhile she pulled away from krum to get some punch
  • but she confronted him instead
  • she asked him what he was doing there
  • and why he didn’t have a date
  • he simply just walked out of the room
  • and hermione knew that meant she was supposed to follow him
  • he led her to an abandoned classroom
  • and once the door was shut
  • he kissed her with more passion than she thought he was capable of
  • and she melted and felt like she could no longer stand
  • she wanted to ask so many questions but she couldn’t speak
  • he then simply answered all her unspoken questions with three words
  • “i need you.”

send me a ship and i’ll give you headcanons for them 


Isabelle shook her head. “No…no…no… they’re gonna find me. I know they will. He said it would hurt. He said I should kill myself.” She clutched the front of his shirt and sobbed into his chest. “I have to kill myself. I have to.”


“Nobody’s going to hurt you okay? I promise,” he cooed, petting her hair in an attempt to calm her down. “Why was he saying all this? Why is he threatening your life?” The last time Victor remembered talking to Jim they were discussing what the man could do to help his relationship with his daughter.

‘ You are in no position to threaten or ask ANYTHING from me–’
his fingers curled tighter around the other’s clothing, hoisting them far above the ground and well above his head; even going so far as to pierce his claws through the fabric and into the stone behind them just to make sure they wouldn’t be able to properly escape his grasp. 

‘ The next few words that come out of your mouth better be some clever shit, 
or so help me god, I’ll boil your tongue inside of your skull.’ 

That moment when you’re so busy trying to villainize one of your best characters that you don’t even care about the previous stroy arcs anymore:
*cough* The Fosters *cough*

  • Connor visits without telling Jude, who gets mad because Jude broke up with him and told him they’re not friends anymore, but still expects them to have a normal friendship.
  • Connor has a new boyfriend and didn’t tell Jude, who gets mad because it’s fine for him to kiss a boy, kiss a girl, get a girlfriend and flirt with another boy and  get in a potential life threatening situation without telling Connor, but it’s not fine when Connor has a secret.
  • Connor moves on after being dumped via Skype by Jude, who gets mad because it’s okay for him to move on by 1) screaming 2) kissing a boy 3) kissing a girl 4) getting a girlfriend 5) weird ass brushing off a life threatening situation 6) flirting with a guy 7) taking revenge by changing his own relationship status because he wants to make Connor feel jealous; but God forbid Connor doesn’t drown in his tears.
  • Connor’s new profile picture with his boyfriend is a jonnor promo picture from 3x02 with Connor’s boyfriend photoshopped in Jude’s stead. Like what even. (I still need those deleted basketball scenes btw)

Seriously, when will the writers ever realize they were wrong and apoligize to @thegavinmacintosh instead of using self-pitty to make him seem like the villain? and you know, if your ass is still too angsty, maybe include the storyline in a logical way

#GavinDeservesBetter #ConnorDeservesBetter

Side note: The rest of the ep was good tho.