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Imperious Thranduil.

TKWR Trilogy hit a milestone yesterday–I was able to convince a male oriented business I was a guy on Instagram. If I convince men I’m a guy writing as Thranduil, I guess I’m doing something right.

This is how we do it…

Thranduil: I do not know any of those people.

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Thranduil the Avenging Angel, Part 3. (Part 1 / Part 2)

I make 195 years old look good.

Whatever. I make 6200 years old look delicious.

Oh, come on, Gandalf. You know I’m older than they are and I am spectacular.

Well, I’m as old as time and I can appear in any form I wish. So I must say I’m by far better looking than any of you.

Kíli: Game, Set, Match.

Fíli: Burn.

Thranduil: You ever wake up one morning and say to yourself, ‘Wow, I am Thranduil, Elvenking of the Woodland Realm’? No? Just me?

Legolas: Dad, stop.

Kíli: You know, he actually did just wake up one morning as the King of the Woodland Realm.

Fíli: That is because he is the King of the Woodland Realm.

Kíli: What does that make Uncle Thorin?

Fíli: Uh…short?

Thorin: What would happen if we just left them in Rivendell? I mean, I can do that, right? No need to take them all the way to Erebor.

Elrond: OH, I don’t even think so…

Thorin: Okay, PJ. You know Fíli and Kíli are mine right?

PJ: No.

Thorin: Of course you do. You are not about to give my mountain to Thranduil are you?

PJ: Really, Thorin. I know better than that. Everyone one knows he has to get past Smaug.

Smaug ran out on an errand. In the UK for some reason. I have no idea why.

PJ: You get the mountain, Thranduil. You are rather frightening.

Thranduil: I am not frightening. I am your worse nightmare. Give me the mountain and I shall let you live.

PJ: No, problem.

Thranduil just got an entire mountain as a dressing room. Good thing I’m on his good side.

That’s my dad!

Bilbo: Look, I only flip off cameras. I don’t do whatever that is.

Gollum: See, this is why I hang out down here. You’ve seen Bombur, right?

Thorin: Oh, Thranduil? Your son is at it again.

I have no son.

Legolas: Dad, stop it!