thoughts i have while in the shower

the signs and forgiveness
  • forgives and forgets: sagittarius, gemini, aries, libra
  • forgives, but doesn't forget: cancer, aquarius, pisces
  • forgets, but also lowkey remembers and doesn't forgive: capricorn, leo, virgo
  • neither forgives nor forgets: taurus, scorpio
Sleep Deprived

Summary: You’re exhausted and really just need some sleep but Bucky is nothing but trouble.

Request/Prompt(s): -4,31,62,76,9 Preferably in that order?

4. “I’m too sober for this.”
31. “I haven’t slept in ages.”
62. “If you can’t sleep… we could have sex?
76. “Please put your penis away.”
9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex, super mild smut I guess? maybe?

Word Count: 1910

Originally posted by iheartmbm

Exhaustion crept through every inch of your body, slowly dragging your thoughts into an irritable whirl. It had been a stressful few weeks, and coming off of a daunting double shift the only solace was the idea of a shower, bed, and cuddles. The idea of curling into Bucky’s warm body while you fell asleep was the only comfort to motivate your last few steps up to your apartment.

The second you turned the key in the lock and pushed the door open that comforting feeling shrank to nothing, replaced by a heavy tension. You set your things down as the excited shout of several voices assaulted your ears. The boys were over, judging by the late hour, they were also up to no good.

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Company - Part 4

Summary: You’re the new forensic scientist at CCPD and have to share the laboratory with Barry Allen for a while. The thought of that doesn’t please him too much, but that’s only until he meets you.

Pairings: Barry Allen x female reader

Word count: 1472

A/N: This got so long, oh my God! Also, I don’t know if I like this part so much. I hope you do, though! Let me know what you think :)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12

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PAIRING- reader x steve rogers

WORD COUNT: 2.1k

WARNING: Smut (obvs) UNPROTECTED SEX (keep it safe in real life kids seriously, don’t be a fool wrap your tool) ORAL SEX and swearing! 

Request from Anon- Since I love your Imagines, I thought I could request something to you :) Maybe some Steve smut where you’ve been dating for a while and Steve just came home after a two-month Long Mission and you both have missed each other like crazy. So as soon as he enters your shared Apartment wearing his uniform, you both practically devour each other and have passionate sex in Different places, like the shower and finally end up in the bed where you then spend the rest of the night cuddling? :) I LOVE UU

Oh boy was this fun!!! I hope you guys enjoy ! x

GIF NOT MINE (but this is the suit I imagined, bby looks damn fine! )

Originally posted by castelnou

“He’ll be home soon (Y/N) don’t worry about it” You tried not to glare at the archer sitting across from you.

“It was supposed to be an quick mission Clint, simple gather information then leave. It’s been two months” You complained, Clint gave you a look. You didn’t mean to act like a whiny needy girlfriend. But you missed Steve and you weren’t going to apologies for missing someone you loved and cared about.

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the signs in a group chat/email
  • aries: is always interrupting important discussions randomly to talk about some ridiculous incident that occurred during their day, also spams everyone incessantly
  • taurus: shows up only to read everyone's messages and doesn't even bother replying to them, might start typing out a response but then gets lazy/distracted halfway
  • gemini: overuses emoticons all the time and sends witty comments in response to every single thing. also somehow thanks to them everyone else ends up with a giant collection of pictures of people/things they don't even care about
  • cancer: freaks out and rants about whatever's currently bothering them way too much, makes lame jokes, also starts fierce and intense debates on the most random and unimportant topics
  • leo: makes hilarious puns almost all the time and goes on a long rant about whatever's happening in their life
  • virgo: comes up with the lamest jokes ever honestly. also has a super serious side which involves them sending lengthy and detailed paragraphs on various intellectual topics
  • libra: shows up to say something like "why is everyone fighting pointlessly like guys pls....chill" or sometimes talk about something interesting that happened during their day
  • scorpio: keeps asking how everyone else is doing every 5 minutes + sends pictures and other life updates when no one else is online just to make sure the message thread is active
  • sagittarius: gets annoyed by the group chat after a while and ignores all messages, finally shows up 1 month and 1000000 messages later only to say "wtf why do yall talk so much honestly you're crazy....also btw today i--" and send a hundred more messages
  • capricorn: keeps asking questions like "have you watched/listened to/seen/made/done the following things?? because you should" also probably the best at sending the most sassy and sarcastic replies
  • aquarius: hardly ever shows up honestly but when they do it's either a super short message meant to tease one specific person OR some gigantic 10-page long essay on the complexity of life
  • pisces: is the poor kid permanently getting cyberbullied by everyone else :/
RFA Headcanon ⇒ Sports ♡

A/N: fun ( awkward ) fact: I thought of this while I was showering and I thought it was vvv cute so yeah :-)))


‣ Luciel Choi/Seven/Saeyoung: Cheerleading

  • ((( I consider this a sport, leave me alone )))
  • Only goes to football games because you cheer
  • CHEERS LOUDER FOR YOU THAN THE CHEERLEADERS DO FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM
  • Goes over-the-top with signs for you
  • Makes signs for you even when you’re practicing
  • Thinks you’re the most adorable girl on the team
  •  Asks that you perform your routines for him at home  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • ((( prolly debates playing football so he can have you cheer for him )))
  • Buys you a cheerleading mat so you can practice stunts at home WILL LITERALLY LEARN THE ROUTINE SO HE CAN HELP YOU PRACTICE AT HOME
  • “Y/N YOU HAVE TO POP YOUR HIPS OUT MORE”
  • “IM TRYING”

Jumin Han: Basketball

  • Has no idea what the hell it is at first
  • “What is this commoner game? What’s the purpose?”
  • Went to one of your games with no knowledge at all
  • “So they have to get it in the hoop?”
  • ((( cheers at the wrong time )))
  • Gets somewhat interested in the sport ( only bc you play it )
  • Sets up a small basketball court outside the penthouse and watches you play
  • Hires someone to teach him about basketball terms and such so he can impress you with his knowledge ( and actually know what the hell happens in the game )
  • ((( still gets things mixed up )))
  • “That was good three-pointer that you had towards the end, Y/N.”
  • “Jumin, that was a layup. It’s only one point.”

‣ Hyun Ryu/Zen: Volleyball

  • Opposed to it at first because of the uniform
  • “You’re practically wearing underwear and too much of your body that should only be seen by me is revealed!”
  • “….Zen, chill.”
  • Took a lot of convincing, but he finally agreed
  • TRIES TO CONTAIN THE BEAST BC UR BOOTY BE POPPIN IN THOSE SPANDEX 
  • Goes to every single game because he likes watching you play
  • Cheers SO loud when you have a good spike
  • "THAT’S MY GIRL!1!!1!”
  • After the game, Zen would be hugging and kissing you and saying you played really well ( even if you lost )
  • If you weren’t happy with the way you played, Zen offers to help you practice so you can be satisfied
  • ((( Extra: prolly has his hand on ur booty as ur leaving bc the beast cannot be contained )))

‣ (Bae)hee [ Jaehee ] Kang: Tennis

  • Was actually very pleased when you told her you played tennis!
  • Openly admits that she can’t play tennis because of all the work Jumin gives her, but wants to play
  • ((( bless her heart )))
  • However, she goes to as many matches as she can because she loves seeing you play
  • Always brings extra water, food, and a towel for you in between sets
  • Gives you a kiss before and after each set to wish you good luck
  • You’re a little nervous when she watches you, but she always reassures you’ll do great!
  • “There’s no need to feel nervous, Y/N. You know I won’t love you any less if you lose.
  • "Has the cutest, brightest smile on her face whenever you win
  • ((( Jaehee = Tennis mom??? )))

‣  Yoosung Kim: Soccer

  • Soccer mom? 
  • Soccer mom.
  • This boy is literally a soccer mom
  • Always makes sure you have Advil, Icy Hot, an ice bag, and just about anything that could potentially prevent an injury because he doesn’t want you getting hurt
  • Drives you to all your soccer games 
  • "Yoosung, you know I can drive myself?”
  • “Y-Yes! But I like driving you to your games!”
  • Literally thinks you look so adorable in your soccer uniform and your hair pulled up and assorted colors of pre-wrap and such
  • Picks out pre-wrap for you
  • Cannot stop smiling when he watches you play
  • Gives you the biggest hug after each game no matter how sweaty you are
  • Boasts about you to his friends on LOLOL
  • “She won again! She’s such a good player and —”
  • “WE GET IT" 
Creepypasta #1014: Selfie

Length: Short

Have you ever wondered how you look while sleeping? 

Today, I just realised I’ve never seen my reflection in the mirror with closed eyes, for obvious reasons. Curiosity caught ahold of me and I decided I should find out.

After having this remarkable thought in the shower, I went into the living room. I sat with my back straight on the couch, leaning on the soft pillows. I took out my phone, closed my eyes, and snapped a shot in my direction. It turned out to be a high-quality photo, despite my clumsy hands.

But something is unsettling about it. I keep having this ominous feeling that something is wrong with it, and yet I can’t quite put my finger on it. My childish imagination is running wild, which makes it hard for me to think objectively. I’ve read far too many horror stories on the internet.

Unlike the clichés in numerous tales, the girl in the photo isn’t staring back from the screen with an angry glare, of course. I appear with a wide smile and closed eyes, as it’s supposed to be. I didn’t imagine myself to look so creepy, though. My face is so at peace, almost too relaxed.

The setting of the photograph isn’t anything that troubles me either. On the background, there’s my messy salon. The clock hanging on the white wall, the new TV right under it, the open door to the left. Nothing out of place. If I had seen fire pits and a dark trail of smoke behind me, as if I had been transported to hell, I could have been understandably distressed.

I’ve even checked in detail every pixel of the image, in pursuit of finding out what’s astray. There’s nothing hidden, no eerie deformation in the pattern. Lucky for me, upon finishing the close examination, I’ve confirmed that there isn’t an extra shadow anywhere or the silhouette of an intruder standing by some corner, as films usually depict.

And yet, the bells of alarm are still ringing.

Shit. My phone was set on the rear camera all this time.

Credits to: lizaurr-

I don’t have a real big sister. I have two younger siblings and we’re around the same age, so we saw each other as equals. We didn’t have a stable father figure, hell, our mother was barely stable. Taking on the role of both parents, it ruined her. Being the eldest, I feel like the youngest. Their emotional levels are balanced. One shrugs everything off, while the other is logical. Me? I’m the ill-tempered. The first one to say something, the last one to forgive. You know something that’s relaxing? Crying in the shower. I just turn on the hot water and let it out– ice cold tears, those showers warm my heart. I’m the reactive one. I’m the sensitive one. They tell you that grown men shouldn’t cry. They say crying is a sign of weakness. I once read somewhere that everything does not require a reaction– it’s a sign of maturity. I call bullshit. I do. So acting cool, calm and collected is mature? What if we’re all wrong and everyone just goes along with it? Fuck that. If it’s wrong. I’m saying something. I’d rather have anger problems than to turn a blind eye. I don’t have s big sister and you’re not much older… but you’ve always held open your hands. You’ve always opened your heart to me. I know that I can’t replace your baby brother, but I believe poetry called us together. For the days when he held onto you and disappeared… I can’t take that emptiness from you… I can’t cover your losses… I can’t revive the dead. But you know what I can do? I can love you until our memories remind you that this life– and into the next… it’s like a cracked mirror. You’re distorted and jagged. You’re broken and missing. But as long as you’re in the picture– we’ll make the broken beautiful and then missing nevermore.



| December 5, 2016 |
Thursday Night Surprise // Im Jaebum

Originally posted by jaebuvm

Pairing: Jaebum x Reader

Genre: Fluff

Summary: You come home after a stressful day to find your caring boyfriend Jaebum waiting for you. He takes care of you like the loving ball of fluff he is deep down inside ^_^

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Gone Part 3

Part 1 Part 2

Warning: Blood, anger, swear words, spoilers 

Word count: 1033

Notes: I know this is really bad 


Your hands limp at your side with blood dripping onto the floor freely, while you emotionally glare at the man in front of you, someone you once knew, someone who you once love dearly and look up to, someone who promises they will look after you, someone you once proud of showing off before he fucks it up with one simple thing that changes you and someone who was once dear to you forever, your mother who shower you with love and support, he did the same thing, but he changes it, you thought you have everything that everyone’s have, parents love and who love each other, no matter what thing throws at them, you thought you would be a normal family forever, but that particular night that changes everything, you remember it like it was yesterday even if the world went to shit.

You were in your room doing your essay when you heard shouting coming from the kitchen, you sigh sadly this is a fourth time this week, they are arguing again, you didn’t interfere in their business because you thought they are alright once they stop it, but it didn’t, you walk downstairs feeling hungry, just before you open the door, you heard your mother said your name in their conversation “HOW (Y/A) FEEL ABOUT THIS WHEN SHE HEARS ABOUT THIS?!” she roars, you open the door slightly to see what happening and saw your mother with tears streaming down her face and her hair mess up, your father red in the face with a scowl on his face as he growls “don’t bring her into this” as he grabs her arm, your dad was never a violence man and you know he was not going to hit her, he was strict man, but he like to swear a lot “I want a divorce Negan, you obviously tired of me and decided to go fuck some whore” she shouted as she yanks her arm away from him “plus you are going happy when I am gone” she whispered, your father looks at her with a confused expression “what the fuck does that mean?” he asks, she said those few words that change your life forever “I have cancer, I found out last week” she replied weakly as she sobs in her hands, they both heard the door open as you push it open to reveal that you were standing there, there you were with tears streaming down your face with your hands forming into a fist to stop you from crying out loud, hearing what they have said hurt you, they both look at you quietly before your dad walks towards you slowly, your eyes snap toward him as you took a step back, looking at him in horror and anger “sweetie” he said desperately but you wasn’t having it, you quickly ran upstairs and hide in your room till the next morning, a new day.

After what happens that night, your dad tries everything to make it up to your mom, telling her that he not seeing his mistress anymore, keep encouraging her to keep living, he wants her to live longer for him and for you, he even took time off work just to be with her and he tries to make it up to you too, maybe you are being selfish but how can you look at your him same again? You thought he loves your mom so dearly that he wouldn’t have affair with someone.

But your mom wants one thing for him to do for her to keep her happy is that he look after you when she passes away, she knows apart from herself you are his sun and the moon as well, you are the only person to keep him calm and happy.

When the apocalypse started, you were at home alone while your Dad was in the hospital again, you were upstairs in your bedroom doing your homework when you suddenly heard a scream outside the house, you snapped your head toward the sound and quickly walk towards the window and what you saw made you sick, people are running around with weapons and you saw this non-human eating a person on the floor, you saw some who just die on the floor get up like nothing happen to them, grey cloud in their eyes as they are looking for their meal as they stumble after someone and you knew what happening now, the virus is bringing the dead back to life and you need to do whatever to take to survive. That was the day you last time saw your Dad.

Now here you are standing in front of him, the person you thought dead along with your Mum “you have some fucking nerve coming here,” you said angrily, before he could reply, you didn’t let him speak “after what happens to Mum and now you kill two of my family because we kill your group? Well, sorry to fucking break it to you, you were the one who started this war, not us” you stalk over to him as his eyes follow your movement then you lean your face near his “you made me hate you more than I already have Dad” you said quietly with venom in your voice, then turns toward to look at the bat that was just laying on the floor, not moving but you see can the blood strain or your blood.

You walk towards it as you squat down to pick it up, you grip it as you felt the cold tingle going up your arm as both of the group follow your movement as well, Negan still in shock that you are alive and standing in front of him, to be honest, he felt happy, but sadness that you are still angry at him.

You were walking back towards him with the bat still in your hands, what you didn’t know that someone was behind the fence, ready to shoot him and they miss, you heard a bang, you felt darkness surrounding your vision before you collapse onto the floor. The last thing your heard was someone calling your name.  

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Theo x Reader

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When you tried to open the door to the bathroom it wouldn’t budge meaning the door was locked on Theo’s side so you knocked.

 

“Yeah gimme a sec.” He called and yanked open the door, joggers slung low on his hips and toothbrush hanging from his mouth.

 

“You didn’t have to come right out, I was just checking you weren’t in the shower or something, didn’t want to hang around waiting.” You explained and he nodded.

 

“I’m done; you can have it.” He smiled and jerked his head to the bathroom. “I’ve got to get to class anyway.”

 

“Wait, I thought you were going to tell me about werewolf stuff.” You blushed when his eyes widened and he stared at you for a moment.

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