mentioned this elsewhere but i thought tumblr might appreciate it/get some use out of it.
with how often i’ve seen karaoke bars come up in fic i’m surprised no one has leapt on the chance to have barry and leonard since “anything you can do” to each other. it’d be perfect, especially with barry as annie and len as frank. look–
len: i can open any safe. barry: without being caught? len: sure. barry: that’s what i thought, you crook.
and, of course, we can’t forget the back and forth of “anything you can say, i can say faster. i can say anything faster than you.”
Imagine Erwin trying to seduce Levi, but instead of rose petals he
scatters tea leaves on the bed and floor. Levi screeches in horror. Somehow Erwin still manages to get laid. He’s a ridiculously lucky guy.
Allows you to be as disgusting as you want with no comeback. As someone with a massive gob who has shot his mouth off and got in trouble, I resent that! It’s taken away people’s conscience. If there were a thought police, I’d be a lifer.