thought i'd join in the fun

  • Jungkook: *watching Jimin hanging around with someone else*I'm chill, I'm the chillest man on earth right now
  • Jungkook: *hears Jimin laughing* I'm cool as a cucumber *clenches fists*
  • Jungkook: I'm the national beacon of calm and serenity in South Korea like I'm- *sees them hug Jimin*
  • Jungkook: *does the tongue thing and flexes arms* fuck it, they about to catch these hands!!!
  • Teahyung: bro you lasted a full minute, that's a new record
Fab Four + Origin Stories

Poison and Kobra were born and raised in Bat City. They were both relatively behaved citizens, if such a thing exists under the watch of the scrupulous BLi, but had a special knack for getting into scrapes that irritated authorities. Kobra was too curious for his own good (routinely skipping his meds and lying about it might have had something to do with it), and Poison always chased after him like a responsible big brother. Poison and Jet were both assigned to be street sanitation workers when they were 16 (and Kobra always tagged along with Poison because it was boring at home). Over a couple of years they became good pals, and Jet keyed them in on all the dirty secrets of BLi his father had shared with him. When Kobra got into trouble one too many times, BLi took him in for questioning during school. He and Poison met each other after school to walk home together every day without fail, so when Kobra didn’t show up Poison knew something was wrong. He went after Kobra of course, and he was taken in too. Those days behind the glass walls of BLi were some of the scariest of their lives. When they escaped to the desert they had nothing but a couple of stolen rayguns and whatever was in their pockets.  

Jet was born in Bat City, but dreamed of living out in the Zones since he was young. His old man hated BLi and wanted to leave the City, it’s all he could talk about. He was never an attentive or present father to Jet, but raised him to see past the the brain-numbing monochrome. His mom was always fearful of that kind of talk, but remained quiet. On Jet’s 14th birthday his dad never came home from work to celebrate, abandoning him and his mom and escaping to the desert. Jet made excuses for him, told himself his dad had to leave without them - he hadn’t wanted to leave them, that’s just the way things had to be. His mother told him the painful truth shortly before she died four years later. She got real ill, and Jet noticed one afternoon that Poison had stopped coming into work too. His mother passed soon after, and he crafted his own escape plan. “Are you proud of me, pops?” His bitter words echoed off the white walls of an empty apartment. When he was young, his dad regaled him with all the legends of the desert he knew - the dreaded Phoenix Witch, the arcane Destroya - as bedtime stories. Jet grew incredibly superstitious, up until he discovered the truth about his dad and then denounced all of it as phony bullshit. (This causes problems between him and Ghoul, who’s intensely superstitious, and their arguments can get pretty heated.) Sometimes though, in the blackest times of the night, Jet swears he still hears ghosties coming for him. (He doesn’t tell Ghoul this.)

Ghoul is a desert-born, spit right out onto the sand. His mother raised him in the Zones before she was sucked lifeless by Dracs. He lived as a loner out in Zone 6 for ages and thought hard and heavy about travelling out beyond the Zones - there’s gotta be somethin’ out there, you know? He initially felt out of place when he joined the other three because of the camaraderie already between them. He figured he’d still be alone among these guys too, but he found a group of brothers instead. Now, he can’t stand being alone.

haikyuu-sins  asked:

Saw that requests were open so I thought I'd pop in! Could I please get a scenario for Kuroo and Iwaizumi where you're singing in the gym when no one is there and they come back to grab something and hear you? Thank you! :)

ya bud, totally! 

link to inspiration song is the X

Kuroo X

  • ohoho?
  • what is this
  • silently stomps his feet to the beat of the song you’re singing
  • slowly a smile starts spreading on his lips 
  • “ i’m sorry to disturb you but… That’s a great song”
  • you whip around like fck shit he heard me great
  • he just chuckles before adding “Mind if i join in the fun?” 
  • and just starts singing like a goddamn pop star u is shook
  • his voice is gr8t and you two just starts jamming it out together and then you get a crowd bc you didn’t actually close the gym door like hello

Iwaizumi X

  • walked into the gym, heard you sing
  • walked out again
  • and then walked in again
  • he didn’t wanna seem rude to just bolt in and disturb you but he also need the thing he forgot 
  • then he just stands there kinda mesmerized unable to move 
  • both of you locks eyes with each other and your eyes widen as you realize 
  • shit i got caught 
  • and he just awkwardly scratches his head and mumbles a little sorry
  • “i like your voice”

Jordan was in a very happy mood for a number of different reasons. One was their hfootball team had won their friendly match prior to the upcoming season, keeping them in a happy mood during their shift. . The other reason was that they was at least starting to get far with the investigation. It was the reason they’d had decided to go skinny dipping in the sea at midnight, wanting to have some fun. She had only had a few drinks and was relatively sober still, along with being a strong swimmer. “You going to join me, darlin’?” The blonde spoke in their fake Southern accent, a bright smile on their face. “Water’s pretty warm.”

Realm of the Elderlings Pronounciation Fun (?)

Hello all! I’ve seen a few of these going around for different fandoms, and figured I’d make one for us. The challenge is to record yourself pronouncing the following words from the Realm of the Elderlings books and post it on your blog. Tag it “voices of elderlings” if you like, that way we can find everyone’s. It should be interesting to hear everyone’s different accents and different ways of pronouncing some of the words.

Start easy, and introduce yourself (just by your username or whatever you like, so that there’s a full sentence in your voice). Then read the following:

The Six Duchies: Tilth, Farrow, Bearns, Shoaks, Rippon and Buck.

Other Places: Jhaampe, Buckkeep, Bingtown, Jamaillia, Trehaug, Kelsingra, and Aslevjal.

Names: Kettricken, Ronica, Rache, Davad, Burrich, Chade, Reyn, Elliania, Peottre, Sa'Adar, Tintaglia, Maulkin, Vestrit, Tenira and Khuprus

If you like, finish it off with your favourite quote. I’ll try and post mine later tonight.

Sherlock staring at the wallpaper for hours on end.

Sherlock tracing the shapes of the wallpaper pattern with his fingertips.

John asking what the hell Sherlock is doing.

Sherlock explaining that he’s channeling his Man Pain for Molly through the wallpaper.

John wondering what planet his friend’s landed on.

Sherlock claiming he must say nothing because of Man Pain.

John telling Sherlock he’s an idiot.

Mary forcibly dragging Sherlock to St. Bart’s by the ear.

Molly greeting them in surprise.

Mary locking Sherlock and Molly in the lab.

Sherlock rattling off deductions to Molly in a rambling attempt to tell Molly how he feels.

Sherlock comparing Molly to the wallpaper as he rambles.

Molly raising an eyebrow.

Sherlock apologising.

Molly raising another eyebrow.

Sherlock saying he didn’t mean it.

Molly giggling.

Sherlock frowning, confused.

Molly saying she loves him too.

Sherlock grinning.

Molly doing what she’s always wanted to do and kissing him.

Sherlock taking Molly back to 221b.

Molly suffering a fit of giggles at seeing the wallpaper.

Sherlock blushing beetroot, before rolling his eyes and dragging Molly to the bedroom.

Sherlock tracing the shape of Molly with his fingertips.

Molly being far more responsive than any wallpaper.

Sherlock saying “sorry” over and over again.

Molly telling him to shut up and kiss her.


What if: Fandom AU | Frostiron / Sin City 2 | WARNING: Major Spoilers, plus Violence/a little bit of Dub-con! (Bigger pics here) | For Litfiva! <3

+ Music: Skin City by Robert Rodriguez ft. Steven Tyler (Sin City 2 OST), Like a Criminal by District 78, Cells by The Servant, The Beginning of the End is the Beginning by Smashing Pumpkins, Ava by Robert Rodriguez & Carl Thiel (Sin City OST) and Came Back Haunted by NIN

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I’m pretty late to the party since I was gone while all this Tidal stuff was going around oops…

But here’s the thing: Julian and even the rest of The Strokes have spent years talking about how they think music should be free and everyone should have access to it in order to enjoy and evolve their ideas off of it. Just because Julian signed with Tidal, doesn’t mean he still doesn’t hold these beliefs. He wants to change this biased, capitalist economy more than anyone. This is the guy who sold his album a few cents short of $4. That doesn’t mean he’s changed the ways of our economy though. The most he can do is spread awareness. He doesn’t have that kind of power to actually change these kinds of things. He’s not the federal reserve system, he’s a musician. Neither Julian nor Cult has an unlimited supply of money, and we should all know that by now, since last year, Julian had to cancel his tour to Australia and Asia, and the Tyranny vinyl couldn’t even get shipped out to everyone who pre-ordered it until earlier this year for financial reasons. Besides, just because he’s joined Tidal, doesn’t mean that’s going to be the only way to listen to his music from now on.

As for him dyeing his hair, the man cut off the entire side of it months ago and we still loved him afterwards. Adding a couple fun colors to his hair shouldn’t change that just as well.

  • Me: *takes deep breath*
  • Me: I lo-
  • Anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love cartoons, we know, you love cartoons so much, they are the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love cartoons, we KNOW, you love cartoons you fucking love cartoons ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE CARTOONS. WE GET IT.
  • "Your file has been most interesting to read, ____."
  • "You tell anyone about that and I will rip every last resistor off your circuit board with my teeth."
  • "We're tight. We go way back."
  • "Oh. Wasn't worried..."
  • I don't wanna come off as a gushing fanatic but I've really enjoyed your work."
  • "Oh are you an actor!? I'm talking about how well you handle a gun, it's very impressive."
  • "I read your book when it came out."
  • "You teach diplomacy, I get called in when diplomacy fails."
  • "I just need to feel a familial connection, ya'know?"
  • "___ says I'm not really allowed to say that word anymore."
  • "Really!? What did you think?"
  • "I'd rather relive those days than drink another one."
  • "I hope you're not offended, but I'm not really familiar with your career."
  • "I hear you're also an actor."
  • "The great thing about you not knowing much about me is I can tell you bullshit like that."
  • "So all these years later has your opinion of me changed?"
  • "I'd rather not state the names if it's worth the same to you."
  • "That is a nice exterior you have."
  • "Alright, but make it quick."
  • "Permission to speak freely, ___?"
  • "I have come to a singular conclusion. You scare me..."
  • "In hindsight, do you see that as a wise decision?"
  • "I'll have you know everything we use is 100% designed and made in the U.S.A."
  • "You honestly can't believe that can you?"
  • "Yeah! Just like- Damn!"
  • "Why is that so hard to believe?"
  • "You make a very compelling point."
  • "Good, you're learning,"
  • "What? Me? No, I'm sure of thinking of somebody else."
  • "_____ and I had a long standing business arrangement."
  • "I don't believe you."
  • "I never understood why men with your natural martial talent never joined the special forces."
  • "What's it like being part if that?"
  • "Thank you for pointing that out."
  • "I can't really be there if I'm already there. You know what I mean?""
  • "Are you high?"
  • "Heard you kidnapped me or something."
  • "That was business."
  • "And what about seducing me and make me serve your every little fantasy?"
  • "Never really thought I'd be seeing you like this again."
  • "Hey, aggressive and vengeful is fun. Though I think that's the part you didn't catch on to."
  • "Uh, sometimes you have to spell it out for me."
  • "You ever take anything seriously?"
  • "I still don't believe you're real, you know."
  • "OK, now you're projecting here."
  • "Well you're a... Wait, what?"
  • "Hey, I just call it as I see it."
  • "Well, let me give you a tip. There is no even."
  • "I believe that you did that all on your own, little [GENDER]."
  • "What have you ever accomplished?"
  • "I was a big fan of yours."
  • "I learned so much from you."
  • "No, man. I learned so much about the real world. You know, the real world. With the people with no faces and messages on everything."
  • "Baby Jesus, you folks are freaks."
  • So, you got anything good on you?"
  • "I tried to kill you and you're hitting me up for ____?"
  • "Sounds perfect to me."
  • "Bet it was a good read."
  • "The list of people killed by you was the longest I'd seen in my entire career."
  • "Shit seemed so much simpler in the old days, didn't it _____?"
  • "What's so funny?"
  • "Not if you wanna keep breathing."
  • "It's like someone is intentionally trying to put us together to see what'll happen. Fucking fan-fiction."
  • "So, how many times?"
  • "I dunno fifty is pretty impressive."
  • "Despite everything I've done with my life, apparently that's what I'm known for."
  • "Well, you're in impressive company."
  • "Me? No, God no, of course not... not that I didn't consider it, once or twice."
  • "Why does everyone keep saying that?"
  • "Guess we both fucked up."
  • "Yeah, we were a pair, you and me."
  • "It is fucked up that we can talk right now."
  • "Looks like we were both too blind for our own good."
  • "Tried to blow 'em up on a boat."
  • "What? No, nothing like... ha, well I'll be damned."
  • "A-ahm. Then, how are you here?"
  • "I can't get over how much different you are from your other you."
  • "I guess you and me have a lot in common after all."
  • "How about that sport's team?"
  • "Hell, if someone wrote that in a book there isn't anyone in the world who'd read that shit."
  • "Why you gotta be a dream killer, man?"
  • "That chick told me something pretty interesting."
  • "She says a lot of crazy shit."
  • "I did mess you up pretty bad."
  • "I already won once. I don't need to do it again."
  • "How you holding up? Things getting too crazy for you?"
  • "Did I ever tell you about the time I choked a man to death with my bare hands?"
  • "I can still feel his pulse, beating against the palms of my hand, getting slower and softer, until nothing."
  • "Oh, where have you heard that?"
  • "From the last fantasy game I saw online."
  • "So, you were some big hotshot gangster?"
  • "Did it piss you off to find out she faked her death just to get out of her contract?"
  • "Hurts like a bitch when it's gonna rain."
  • "Watch yourself old man."
  • "Don't get mad at me for telling the truth."
  • "It's amazing the lives I've changed just telling my story."
  • "If I got even one kid off the street it was all worth it."
  • "This was not the downer I was looking for."
  • "Yeah, I had to give that up at some point."
  • "Cause I am totally family material."
  • "I'm not getting anywhere with this argument, am I?"
  • "Are you sure you do not want to go out with me sometime?"
  • "It is just that I have been alone for so long and you and I have so much in common."
  • "I gotta be honest, I don't see any real similarity."
  • "Thanks for rescuing me."
  • "It was on the way!"
  • "Why a whiny brat like him?"
  • "But he's so fucking annoying."
  • "Are you jealous that I did not approach you with the offer?"
  • "Wait, you haven't told anybody, have you?"
  • "Do you want me to tell everyone about what you kept in that locked drawer in your desk?"
  • "You set an example for a lot of men who were questioning their own fashion choices and maybe even who they were inside."
  • "Hold on. By repopulate you mean?"
  • "So, I hear you're really good with computers and stuff."
  • "I guess being taken hostage really changes you."
  • "He ended getting killed when he tattooed the number for the police department's tip hotline to the back of his hand."
  • "Why do humans see the need to permanently mark their body with ink?"
  • "Why do robots see the need to ask such stupid pointless questions?"
  • "You simply don't get it, you had no chance, ever."
  • "You heard about that psychotic witchdoctor before me?"
  • "Kind of a cliché answer."
  • "Kind of a cliché conversation."
  • "Good point. I'll be quiet now."
  • "You know, I had a best friend named ____ once."
  • "I hope for your sake that's a compliment."
  • "How are you enjoying the field work?"
  • "Mastermind is more my speed."
  • "An allure? Is it spy-code for dirt, blood, fire, nausea and the insufferable blatherings of monosyllabic enemies that all look alike?"
  • "I imagine they have already seen themself naked."
  • "What are you doing after this? Maybe see where things go?"
  • "You're not nearly the psychopathic killing machine I was led to believe."
  • "You and I share that."
  • "Oh God! You're one of those."
  • "A thug? Are you saying that I am just a thug?"
  • "You really wanna shut your mouth now, son."
  • "I admit I feel the most direct kinship with you."
  • "We're outcasts, you and I. Strangers even amongst peers."
  • "This is... probably a strange time to mention it, but you were one of the best bad guys."
  • "I even had one of your action figures."
  • "Who would have thought, eh? You and me fighting side by side."
  • "Your brawn and my brains, your sass and my good looks, we're like a buddy cop show."
  • "There's no way you could have known that information, my cover was flawless."
  • "Well, that's quite a theory you have there."
  • "You know, I was like you once, I thought I could take down ____ and carry on with business as usual."
  • "You know, that wouldn't have been a bad idea."
  • "It's nice to get to talk to you on a more personal level."
  • "On second thought, I have enough friends."
  • "You almost remind me of my former assistants."
  • "Well, they actually had a measure of intelligence"
  • "Hey, if you ever get back into the whole criminal thing again, I can totally get you the hookup for good product."
  • "You don't employ any crazy dudes with Machetes do you?"
  • "Do I make you uncomfortable? If so, I apologize."
  • "You are always backing away from me and giving sideways glances as if I am contagious."
  • "So you're the playa's right-hand man. How's that working out for you?"
  • "Sorry man, but you gotta let that shit go."
  • "Oh that's funny. Coming from the people who scarred my face."
  • "I'm not looking to make friends here."
  • "That about sums it up. Yeah."
  • "You think you've gone crazy, don't you?"
  • "You know, I'm a pretty popular singer now."
  • "I was thinking we can hang some time. I let you hear some of my tracks."
  • "I have been watching footage of your old fighting matches."
  • "Funny how two completely different worlds can create things that are so similar."
  • "I am sure it was completely coincidental. You will be hearing from my attorneys."
  • "It's nice to see a celebrity who can handle a gun, seems most of them can barely land a punch."
  • "I hear you brother, no shit."
  • "Guy who played you sounds nothing like you though."
  • "____ is more powerful than you can imagine."
  • "Are you saying I don't have personality?"
  • "Cool it, ___. I'm just fucking with you."
  • "Oh no! Don't even speak to me. You don't get that right."
  • "Open your mouth again and you'll be singing falsetto permanently."
  • "I know. Man, those were good times."
  • "I thought I listened to you die. I thought that if we'd only gone back for you we could've stopped it."
  • "I'm right here, I didn't die and besides, that wouldn't have been on you."
  • "I'd say sorry about ____, but that bitch nearly ran me over with her car."
  • "You know, we took on a whole gang of maniacal wrestlers in masks years ago."
  • "Oh, well. He's dead now."
  • "Ahh, it takes a strong soul to stand up to ____. Huh, you seem to me more than your hooker getup suggests."
  • "But you do look completely like a hooker."
  • "You are a terrible mistress and should be ashamed."
  • "Oh! Ah, terribly sorry. It's just, well, look at you."
  • "I like your shoes."
  • "Yeah, they're pretty nice, I guess."
  • "The skirt, looks good on you."
  • "Ya got anything to eat? I'm starving."
  • "I'm just saying I'm willing to forgive and forget if you are honey."
  • "You ain't getting close enough to shank me."
  • "This whole invasion thing has fucked up everything. You know?"
  • "You step out of line just once and I'll find an even bigger building to drop your ass from."
  • "Just how much of your body is tattooed?"
  • "Any chance you might be looking for a good time?"
  • "Streets are so noisy, I figure we could go some place more quiet. Maybe my place at nine. You bring the wine, I'll bring... my questions."
  • "Two glasses of that and I just can't control myself."
  • "Man, I loved you as a bad guy back in the day."
  • "Then you became a good guy and I was like what the hell."
  • "God! I don't know why the ____ calls in you people for help. I mean what the hell."
  • "Look, just because I was on the opposing side doesn't mean I'm some lesser being."
  • "I was a member of a voodoo gang. Thank you very much."
  • "So can you play music or anything useful?"
  • "Yes, I have quite a large library of music from your world."
  • "I thought you were some kind of servant robot, so come on play something."
  • "Is there any way I can get an autograph some time?"
  • "Personally I hate hippy bullshit."
  • "You, woah, this is trippy. I can't believe I'm hanging out with the guy from that Ghost Busting movie."
  • "You're like an empire god, you know all the tricks. I learned a lot. That's how I built a legion of loyal followers."
  • "You know someone who deals in tiny plastic toy ponies?"
  • "What the hell. This is bullshit, man."
  • "It's just, you know, it's a skirt. Not exactly the manliest outfit, especially for taking alien hordes in crime ridden city."
  • "Just because we're not in the ring doesn't mean I won't lay your ass out."
  • "You know what I wear under my kilt? Your girlfriend's lipstick."
  • "I gotta say ____ you're looking really good."
  • "Come on, if we're gonna work together you have to get over..."
  • "Nice. Something about power makes a woman really sexy."
  • "You know maybe after we're done here you and me should talk some more."
  • "I suppose ____ told you about the time I tried to get her take a bullet for me."
  • "Ehh. I've had guys do worse."