though-i'm-alone

bts and the shit that i've done/said
  • rm: "can you come in? i'm naked."
  • jimin: says "excuse me" after sneezing even though i'm alone
  • taehyung: getting lost in my own house at 6 am
  • yoongi: slept for only 3 hours and managed 12 hours of classes during my junior year
  • jin: "why are you always hungry?" "why are you always looking for someone to put up with you?"
  • jk: asked someone what's the difference of "has" and "have"
  • hobi: screaming whenever i'm really happy or excited

Does anyone else search up usernames in those text posts you see with thousands of notes and get really upset when you find out they changed their usernames because hoW DARE YOU I WANTED TO STALK YOUR TUMBLR AND MAYBE BE YOUR FRIEND AND ASK YOU WHAT YOUR NEIGHBORS DID AFTER YOUR FLASH WENT OFF TAKING A PICTURE OF THEM OR WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE GUY IN TARGET WHO HELD YOUR HAND OR THAT GIRL WHO ADDED YOU ON FACEBOOK AFTER SHE FELL ON YOU IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

Hii ^-^ 

Welcome to a new Mesemoa. related blog!

On this blog you’ll get to read totally legit irl conversations and quotes from the members of Mesemoa. I’m not making these up guys I swear. 

Please enjoy your stay!

- Mod Nordic 

(Also please go and follow @mememoa for more Mesemoa meme related material and because they’re beas lol) 

chocolatewingsandstrawberryjams  asked:

Dark I keep hearing strange noises from upstairs even though I'm home alone. Is that you or Anti or should I really be worried? Can you protect me if it's something dangerous? ;-; Or should I be worried about myself?

Dark’s hand rose in order to rub his fingers against the scope of his forehead, and his eyes rolled upwards, disappearing behind his lids as he rolled his eyes in a clear sign of annoyance.

“I’m going to kill that boy.”

Before he rocketed himself to a cleanly sitting stance, and his voice boomed out into the darkness with a specific bite to his tone.

“ANTI…. I tOLd yoU to StOP mEssINg wITH tHe HUmans! YOur pRAnks aRe Not aS fUNNy as yOu tHink theY ArE!”

Things the signs would say(all quotes from things my friends and I have said);
  • Aries: We should go bomb an orphanage.
  • Taurus: I'm not stubborn... I'm right.
  • Gemini: You can't make lemonade from just lemons though.
  • Cancer: I'm not alone this Valentines day... I got Ben and Jerry with me.
  • Leo: My eyelashes are longer than his dick.
  • Virgo: This is the crappiest map to ever crap a crap.
  • Libra: Guys can we just be serious for one second?
  • Scorpio: It's not really stalking... It's more like research for our future together.
  • Sagittarius: I mean, I'm hot. He's hot. We should just fuck already.
  • Capricorn: Does this make me look like I know what I'm doing? *Writes random words down in notebook*
  • Aquarius: *In response to Libra* I really like grasshoppers.
  • Pisces: Wait? Are Sea Bears an actual thing? Or?

“I simply need a place to call my own; soft and soundless, warm and welcome. An empty home, hopeful and hollow. I am blankly and willfully waiting. We’re all sinking slowly; falling unsteadily to meet the same end. Though I’m alone, I find rest and it is well.”