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“You certainly do look a lot like Derek.” Emma said to Amelia. “Tell me more about yourself!”

She had known the woman for nearly two hours and she already wanted to strangle her. That chirpy voice was making her nervous. Aside from her, she had met April Kepner, a red headed woman who seemed to be a nice person –though her voice was way more high-pitched than Emma’s- and her husband Jackson Avery. Alex Karev and Arizona Robbins, both pediatric surgeons, along with Maggie Pierce, the woman who had helped her found Owen’s office, were the three people who she had liked the most. Richard Webber seemed like a sweet man, and she suspected that he also had a problem with alcohol, because aside from her, he was the only one who had rejected a glass of wine when offered. That, or he was plainly weird.  

And of course, there was Owen. He was sitting next to Emma and –much to her dislike- across from her. He hadn’t even looked her way since he arrived and he was yet to say a word to anyone aside from his fiancée.

“There’s not much to tell about me.” Amelia said, putting a fake smile on her face. “I’m the youngest in my family, also a neurosurgeon, went to Harvard…”

“Married? Do you have kids?” Emma kept interrogating her.

“No and no.”

“But you’re in a relationship right?”

“Um…” Amelia looked around the table for someone to help her out, and finding that every other person was staring expectantly at her, she sighed. “I had something like that back in LA, where I live. But it’s been over for a while now.”

“You know who’ll be able to tell us a lot of things about Amelia?” Meredith said, gazing straight at Owen, who chocked on his wine.

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the alex hirsch conspiracy

wait. hold on. I get it now. ohhh I get it. you might be thinking, why did it take him so long? surely someone has already thought of this, right? well I don’t know the answer to either of those questions but here it is, the “alex hirsch conspiracy”. please don’t take me too seriously. 

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A College Affair (Modern Alexander x Fem!Reader)

Prompt: Can you do an image with a modern setting and its Alex x fem!reader they’re in college and Alex is telling her about Maria and the squad tries to help them fix everything? (Requested by anonymous)
Word Count: 1,313 words
Warnings: Swears, mentions of affairs, alcohol
Notes: this is the longest so far, but I didn’t really like how it turned out too much. Hope ya’ll like it though!

“I know you probably hate me..I don’t blame you at all..” his voice that she loved said quietly. “I’d hate me too..”

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I’m still suspicious of the ‘Oregon Parks Dept.’ twitter

I thought we were in the clear after Ranger Gus posted a selfie of himself. BUT! Hear me out! Somethings are AWFULLY FISHY to me!  I decided to do some detective work. Please take into consideration the following.

  • I did a google search to find the official Oregon Park Dept. homepage. The twitter that it was linked to was this one, not our so called Oregon Parks Dept. twitter!  
  • The OPD twitter was founded in March of THIS YEAR! The other twitter joined in back in 2009.
  • The only other tweets before the journal ones were three tweets posted on June 19th (two days ago)
  • seems like someone posting what they think forest rangers post about. (plus those puns…. oh lord)
  • This icon seems a little too on the nose


  • The picture we saw could easily have been staged by a friend
  • Gus Burnsides…. or should I say….. ALEX HIRSCH???? (i mean it’s not that farfetched…gus burnsides sounds like a redic fake name)
Gravity Falls tonight: A story through Gifs.

The fans:

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When people learn they have to wait 3 weeks:

The non-fans:

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When people learn they have to wait 3 weeks:

Alex hirsch:

Before the episode:

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When people learn they have to wait 3 weeks: