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Happy early Valentine’s Day! This is for @whimsyalice as part of @aftgexchange!!! Yay!!! I wanted to include all your fave ships/characters, so this is more Foxes nonsense than ships! Hope you enjoy! :) 

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It starts on a Monday. The locker room is a cacophony of chattering voices as the Foxes all arrive for afternoon practice, everyone still thrumming with excitement from Friday night’s win. Neil follows the group in and past the lounge. Allison and Renee have their arms linked and heads bowed together as they make their way into the girls’ changing room. Dan and one of the freshman girls are close behind them, not even pausing their lively conversation as they disappear behind the door. Andrew pushes past the door for the men’s changing room, Neil behind him. Matt and Nicky are hot on their heels and arguing about some television show as Neil makes his way to his locker.

“I’m telling you,” Nicky says. “He’s dead.”

“No way!” Matt argues. “He’s gonna pop up next season. You’ll see.”

“Are you sure we watched the same episode?”

“They can’t just kill off a fan favorite like that!”  

Neil tunes them both out and spins the combination into his locker lock. When he pulls the door open, something falls out and clatters to the floor. There’s a moment where Neil’s heart stutters to a painful halt in his chest, his breath clogging up his throat. Somewhere in the back of his mind, memories he’s long buried try to sink their claws back in. He has to close his eyes for a moment before he can focus again. Neil slowly looks down only to find a plastic knife at his feet. He blinks a few times in confusion before reaching down and picking it up. He turns it over in his hand and sees Justin Mattews scrawled in sharpie across the handle. As far as threats go, this one definitely makes the least amount of sense. Neil gives his brain another minute to come up with a possible explanation, but when it comes up blank, he holds the plastic knife out towards Andrew in a silent question.

“Neil! What’re you doing? You’re not supposed to tell anyone who you have!” Nicky exclaims from across the row of lockers.

“Murder season is finally upon us,” Matt says. “Let the chaos begin and may the best person win.”

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That one person who just NEVER stops taking

  • Me, before watching the Special Episode: Karamatsu is so pure.
  • Me, after watching the Special Episode: Oop, nevermind.

so i went to get a pot for my succulents that need to be re-potted because they’re bullying each other, and i get to the cashier and it’s like dead quiet except for that background music stores have, and the chill cashier dude rings me up and goes through his obligatory questions that take up the time it takes for you to fumble with your card and shit, which, thank fucking god for those questions honestly because sometimes it’s the only human communication i get in a day, and but so chill cashier dude reaches the last of his questions and then we both look at the receipt printing doohickey expectantly but it’s just. taking its sweet ass time. and we look up at each other and i swear to god we both have this soul-bonding moment of oh no the awkward silence it is impending what do we do this is going to be so painful and i can’t have five full seconds of silence with this stranger because then i wouldn’t ever be able to come back here again and it’s a very convenient and well-stocked store, okay, so this just isn’t gonna happen. so i immediately do the thing i do whenever i want to stave off the awkward which is make an idiot of myself, and i start swaying dramatically to the muffled background music while looking anywhere but at the receipt printer which is still doing sweet fuck-all. cashier dude is startled and for a second i’m like i have misread this situation is chill cashier dude in fact NOT so chill?? but then he totally rolls with it and starts swaying with me and we just have this moment in this fucking store rocking out to what i am pretty sure is ‘hold me closer tiny dancer’ and then the receipt prints and we stop swaying because what the fuck why did we do that really and anyway i’m pretty sure he flirted with me in the 2.6 seconds it took him to hand me my receipt and send me off with my anti-bullying succulent pot so we’re gonna have a june wedding, i think

Just a few Hamilween doodles I decided to post for no reason (it’s still Halloween somewhere, right?) Also feat. Sparkly Angelica, OldMemeTM Eliza, and Badass Vet. Laurens…just because!

P.S. You can blame Showgirl Peggy on a conversation I was having with @ixhadbadxdays, involving Peggy being cast as Columbia from Rocky Horror.

  • friend: please stop talking about dad might. izuku's dad is still alive and married to inko
  • me: *cLUTCHES DAD-MIGHT HEADCANONS/MIGHTY-FAMILY CONTENT CLOSER* NEVER