thou & the body

You know what I'm excited for???

Kylo Ren piloting his own goddamn modified admiral TIE. Him flying his own ship, alone, was about the hottest thing I could think of him doing after seeing TFA and that sexy, sexy ship that is the Limo. I wanted to see him stealing and flying an admiral TIE so badly I put it in “PREY”, and then the LF story gods answered my prayers and lo, ask/dream and thou shalt receive.

MY BODY IS NOT READY TO SEE HIM FLYING HIS OWN SHIP, FOREHEAD SLICKED WITH SWEAT IN RIGHTEOUS ANGER AND PANIC, CURLS CLINGING TO HIS FACE, AS HE MANEUVERS HIS DEADLY TIE FIGHTER TO CHASE AFTER REY- AND FOR THAT, I *AM* READY!!

Why Us?

Another FNAF theory, and encase you weren’t sure; There will be spoilers. This theory is about why Ennard choose our body in Sister Location. Now I can here you guys and gals complaining, saying that Ennard did that as revenge for all the horrible things the “Purple Guy” did to all those kids. Well you would be wrong.

The final night we check the two rooms where Funtime Foxy and Ballora are found, only to see a man in each room hanging. Later in the night we have to go into Funtime Foxy’s room to get to the ending. In this room we hear something dripping and as you walk through the room it sounds like our character is walking in something wet and sticky. If you watch MarkiPlier’s Video Five Nights at Freddy’s: Sister Location - Part 4 (link right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ7xi4GzLwc&list=PL3tRBEVW0hiDL09lO0xjKEix84OY27xet&index=47) at 6:14 Mark asks why things are so wet.(I recommend you watch and see what I’m taking about.) Look back in the picture, the person there is hanging by their neck. If you hang someone by their neck, they die of suffocation, or a broken spine depending on how the noose was made. Being hung from a noose thou does NOT cause the body to lose bodily fluids. Try to argue that it might be drool, or them decaying over time, but in truth they were there for ONE DAY. Not enough to decompose and fall apart. So what are we stepping in in Foxy’s room?

Those technicians were scooped. Not to see if the scooper could work on a human. Oh no much worst than that, they were test suits. Ennard had scooped them first and tried them on. They didn’t fit right, maybe too big and the skin sagged the wrong way, or too small and mechanical parts began to show. Either way, our main character wasn’t the first choose, he was the last. This is a theory I haven’t seen and I feel like it needed to be noticed.

I do NOT OWN the video, that belongs to MarkiPlier. (He was the only person I saw that noticed the sound too. I recommend watching his stuff, since I’m a big fan.) I don’t own the pictures as well. Tell me what you think in the comments below. Take care.

anonymous asked:

Dabi? 💕

Shows you he loves you by:

  • Picking fights with you. It sounds odd but any attention is good attention to him.
  • Making genuine apologies to you.
  • Sometimes he just hugs you from behind and whispers such sweet things to you.
  • Sometimes he’s gonna start like “Hey lil mama let me whisper in your ear-”
  • “You know I’m joking. You have got a sexy ass body thou- hey don’t hit me I’m paying my darling a compliment.”

I’m doing it again. Somebody stop me

anonymous asked:

Oh no, I spilled my alphabet soup. *soup spells out "My good sir, Kingdom of Danmark, wouldst thou pleaseth be so gracious as to sendeth me thy photographs in which thou art undressed? Thy naked body wouldst be a feast for my hungering eyes. Mine eyes wouldst devour thine image and digesteth it into my memory. Such a glorious sight thou art, already draped, however, thou undraped wouldst be more delectable. Pleaseth capture thy beauty in photograph and bless my being with thy righteous nudes.

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Thou & The Body - “Manifest Alchemy”

Wandering steps, obedient to high thoughts. Awful ruins of the days of old, progeny enslaved to all its author’s flaws. Are we but warped extensions? We have the power to begin again, untarnished world at hand. Recognize the open horizon, a consciousness that reaches all. We have opened the secret passage into the dream that never ends, a new reality of our own creation, an empire without end. Released from guilt, released from pain, released from love, released from trust – we are annointed in the sacred power, we are enshrined in ourselves.