I don't know if you do snowbaz fic, but if you do for the first sentence ask: "I wouldn't have a problem with you wearing those pants, Baz, if they weren't so /unfair/."
“What exactly is so unfair about them, Snow?” Baz asks giving his skinny jeans an incredulous look.
Simon makes about five unintelligible noises, and just waves a hand frantically at the area of Baz’s thighs, “Just….there…that…all of it.”
Baz sighs, and turns to walk back up the stairs, “I guess I can change.”
He hears Simon strangle behind him (probably from the view of his ass), “No you can’t change!”
Baz just smiles and mutters to himself, “I’m in love with an idiot.”