those-fingers-tho

Sometimes I get sad, but then I remember that Eric Bittle has canonically worn a dress.

(Also, I imagine that the Haus has hosted at least one murder mystery party [well actually, probably only one, if the Settlers of Catan Incident is to be believed]. 

Anyway, it’s set in a speakeasy and some of the SMH dudes have female characters because watchagunnado. Probably Shitty, Nursey, and Bitty all play women [Lardo has a gender-neutral role: she’s the inspector], but darlin’ Bits goes all out–naturally–and poor Jacques Laurent nearly has an aneurism.

Because of the historical inaccuracies, of course. Yeah…..)