those-books-that-just-kill-you-inside-and-act-like-nothing-happened

  • Book:I promise, I'm going to be good to you.
  • Book:You will laugh.
  • Book:You will fall in love.
  • Book:You will be amazed by me.
  • Book:Trust me.
  • Book:Oops.
  • Book:Did I not mention that I would make you cry?
  • Book:That my sequel would come out next year... near the end of the year?
  • Book:Really, I thought you'd be okay with one of my characters dying.
  • Book:I didn't think you'd mind if my protagonist fell in love with the wrong person.
  • Book:You'll be okay.
  • Book:I'm just a book, right?