those tags are jokes

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Actually this part is so funny when you think about it, because can you even imagine when Grisha finally got to meet Armin and Mikasa years later? How he must have felt and reacted upon remembering Kruger’s words?

Like, he’s going home one evening and there is ? years old Eren who claims all happily that he became friend with a boy named Armin who’s super nice and knows a lot of interesting stuff and blah blah, but upon hearing the name Grisha just goes

…….But nah, maybe it’s just a coincidence, like, maybe other kids are named “Armin”, or will be in the future and it has nothing to do with Eren’s new friend. Nope

And then, he randomly meets the Ackerman parents in Shiganshina a few years later because they came to town in need of a doctor and he’s the only one who doesn’t care about them being ostracized so of course he helps them, and at some point the parents tell him about how they have a daughter at home, she’s so sweet but they worry because she can’t make any friend where they live and “oh her name is Mikasa btw” and Grisha just…

Originally posted by wattpad

“CanIBringMySonErenOverSoThatTheyCanMeet?””IMeanIDon’tKnowWhyButIhaveTheFeelingTheyShould”

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they just remind me of Spongebob and Patrick, it suits pretty well

Ink by @comyet

Error by @loverofpiggies

(i guess idea might be a little inspired by @puffrisk (??))

I dont even know why I made this. 🤹🏼‍♀️

I’m not even into Jake. 🐺

But this is what he looks like in my mind whenever everyone goes gaga over him. 😽

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Tord: NOT A FUCKING WORD, THOMAS.

Diakko Week - Day 1: Stars/Astrology 

I’m late for the first day but I really love drawing starry skies and I just needed to do a clichè meteor shower scene for them..  <3 @dianakko-week

under read more for some sketchy crack bc I’m really dumb and so is my sense of humour.. orz

Keep reading

me: oh wow I definitely have a crush on this person I’m literally the Straightest™

my brain: okay lets imagine a scenario in which they ask you out

me: noPE no thanks let’s be friends actually!!!!

me:

me: yeah I definitely have a crush on this person I’m TOTALLY straight :)

tikola-nesla  asked:

Ok, but which two characters from TBS would have the stupidest conversations? The 'fmk: renaissance scientists edition' conversations, or the 'hey look i found a mario vore fanfic' conversations or that kind of thing?

I can’t believe I just had to read the phrase “mario vore fanfic” with my own two eyes. And I can’t believe that I’m sort of tempted to go to Ao3 to see if such a thing exists (I’m sure it does). 

I think all the characters are capable of these conversations given the right combo. Some that immediately pop to mind are Sam/Adam, Chloe/Mark, Joan/Mark (maybe not in their current state but certainly in the past), Caleb/Alice (I know you guys haven’t met her yet but this is, like, 80% of their conversations), Sam/Agent Green, and Rose/Caleb.

People with disorders and mental illnesses that are coded as “scary” or just aren’t taken seriously are valid and deserve to feel loved. Schizophrenia, DID, BPD, OCD, I’m sorry I can’t mention all of them in one post. This goes out  to everyone with mental illnesses that aren’t widely known of or that are considered scary or unlovable. Every single one of you deserve to be treated better, your struggles are not something for others to joke about. I know it gets tiresome when the only representation people give you is filled with stereotypes of violence or “weirdness”. It’s not true, society is wrong about you. 

anonymous asked:

Do you happen, by any chance, to have a sideblog named wkoa ? Because either that either i may have found your soulmate, as my notes processed EXACTLY at the same time for both of you and that's way to intriguing for me not to ask ahah ! Anyways, have a good day!

I am my own soulmate

Originally posted by bluelightenterprises

Well, who would have thought. I found a list of the darkest jokes out there. Enjoy!

1_What’s the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

2_My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.

3_What do you call a five year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor.

4_Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

5_What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

6_What’s got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding… He still hasn’t unwrapped his present.

8_How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave.

9_How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

10_How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.

11_Why do Mexicans never have Sex Ed. and Driver’s Ed. on the same day? They have to give the donkey a break at some point.

12_Feminism

13_So I suggested to my wife that she’d look sexier with her hair back… Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

14_Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens. It’s their kids who cause all the trouble.

15_How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don’t be stupid, feminists can’t change anything.

16_What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery.

17_So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster… Now it doesn’t work.

18_How do you kill a redneck? Wait ‘till he fucks his sister then cut the brakes on his house.

19_What’s the difference between a gay man and a freezer? Freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

20_What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you already done told her twice.

21_How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool? Flip it upside-down.

22_Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free.

23_What happened when the jew walked into the wall with a hard-on? He broke his nose.

24_How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months.

25_How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altarboy.

I forgot that you could die too.

I took for granted how in my every memory, sweet or bitter, a piece of you was there. Looking back at it, there’s still so much I wanted to do with you.

I never got to trace the outlines of your face while you slept.

I never got to let my hand brush against yours when we were among our friends and were too shy to hold hands.

I never got to whisper all the things you meant to me. To whisper to you all the plans I had made up for us in my head.

I never got to love you long enough. Why couldn’t it have been a little longer? Why couldn’t you have died a day later? No, just a second more. Maybe then I could have done it all.

Just maybe I would have pressed my forehead against yours and we would have lived another small infinity.

But I forgot. I forgot you could die too and now I’m not sure how to tell my heart to stop beating in sync with a heart that’s no longer beating.
—  Yuuki after Kaname died