those tags are jokes

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they just remind me of Spongebob and Patrick, it suits pretty well

Ink by @comyet

Error by @loverofpiggies

(i guess idea might be a little inspired by @puffrisk (??))

Kobold, also known as the Pale Goblin. 

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EB: lame!!!

TG: listen

TG: the shit that happens in them is beyond fake

EB: most of the movies you like are fantasy based??

TG: thats different

EB: admit it, you’re just scared.

TG: shut up im not

TG: its just too unrealistic imo

EB: suuurrree. i totally believe you completely.

asmuchasidliketo  asked:

(everytime I go to your blog it's a joy to see Bucky moan on the sidebar) It's my opinion, but I don't like the 'shut up Viper no one cares' when you tag-flood. You tags are nice. And I'm certainly not the only one to care.

Honestly putting that gif on my sidebar was the best decision I’ve ever made in my life, probably :DDD

And aaaawww you peach *^*

Don’t worry, I’m mostly joking whenever I write those tags (like, that one, and the ‘how do i English’ one for fics, and ‘i’ll see myself out’ etc etc). I can’t help but be a bit self-depracating, but it’s really just me poking fun at myself if that helps? :P 

But this was super nice of you to say and I heart you lost, you beautiful human being you <3333

me: manga finale chapter of zestiria was released today in zero-sum and I’m so excited and ready, let’s do this!!!

me: *sees official screencaps on mangaka’s page*

me: …rip I am dead I’M NOT READY FOR THIS AMOUNT OF HURT AND PAIN

Just a shoutout to my ace/aro followers and basically any ace and/or aro person reading this: I care about you, you are valid, you are part of this community if you choose you want to be, and I am so fucking sorry that you have to deal with so many gross and douchey aphobes on a daily basis.

The A stands for ace and aro; don’t let any of these assholes shun, threaten, or make you feel otherwise. So many people support and love you!

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my internet has been pissing me off and it shows in my art

a little something for kakyoyoin and riingabell because the past couple of weeks haven’t been fun for them and I share the sentiment

I wanted to draw something shippy but boy oh boy am I salty about my connection right now

  • Me, while eating dinner at home with my parents: 'Endgame' means that two characters are 'meant to be' together at the end of the story. Like Ron and Hermione. They're endgame.
  • Mom: Yeah, but I always thought that Harry and Hermione had more chemistry together.
  • Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: Sorry but I need to get back to my room immediately.
The British Way

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan Desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British Soldier selling regimental ties.

The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”

The soldier replied, “There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only 5 pounds.”

The Taliban shouted, “You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie.
I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!”

“OK,” said the soldier, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me.
I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sargent’s Mess.
It has all the ice cold water you need”.

Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration and rasped…
“They won’t let me in without a bloody tie!”