those shorts are cute

anonymous asked:

Could you possibly do a mafia!daddy!phil × pastel!little!Dan ? ?? Cause that hc is freaking grEAT (possibly some smut?)

Prompt: dan wearing those cute velvet shorts you see on Instagram and phil can’t keep his hands off of him. (mafia!daddy!phil and whiny!little!dan?)

Oral fixation pastel Dan is all I beg you for

can i pleeease have some more little dan with oral fixation??? 

Here y’all go. Plus dirty talk, exhibitionism, and cockslut!dan. If you have trouble getting past the cut on mobile, open in your browser.

Being the son of the boss always has it perks, but when your father is the boss of the mafia, the fringe benefits are almost endless. It certainly isn’t the most relatable circumstance, but Phil Lester is acutely aware of the privilege his heritage brings. His family has never had any financial issues, and, although it may not be the most honest money, it made for a very comfortable childhood. Growing up, Phil never had to worry about being bullied in school – even though he was a fairly strange, quirky kid that would usually attract that kind of negative energy in the cesspool of teenage hormones that is high school, everyone was well aware of who his father was and what he could do, so he was left well alone. Now that he’s older, his blood keeps on giving in the form of a large house in London and connections with almost every business in a ten kilometre radius. That’s not to say Phil has had an easy life, but his problems are quite disparate from the average persons’. He may be rich with a notorious last name that opens back doors, but he does live with the constant knowledge that he may be shot dead at any moment, so he supposes it all evens out.

He works as part of the family, of course. That’s how the mob operates and, although he’s had his fair share of morality crises, he enjoys it. He’s not the eldest son, so, as long as nothing happens to Martyn, he isn’t expected to take over when his father – willingly, or otherwise – steps down, but he is still in control of some aspects of it. He supposes he’s a capo, in a way, being able to give orders to soldiers to do the bidding that’s sometimes his own, and sometimes passed down to him from his father. Most of the members he ranks above are considerably older than him, considering he’s only twenty-five, and he can tell from the hard look in their eyes when he gives orders that they’re not exactly thrilled about that. It doesn’t really matter, though, because to go against Phil is to go against the boss and, unless they’re actively looking to be killed, that’s not a very bright idea.

Phil’s seen a lot of shit since being inducted into the business at twenty. Before that, his father always kept things vague and the gory details hidden, probably more on Phil’s mothers’ wishes than his own, but the reality of what being in the mafia involves couldn’t be sugar-coated for him forever. He’s seen theft, assault, battery, and a fair share of murder. It’s not what Phil would call ideal, but it comes with the kill-or-be-killed lifestyle. He’s pretty much desensitised to the horror of it all by this point, but there is one incident that affected him above any other; it was also the chain of events that led to him meeting Dan.

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RETURN OF THE SHORTS:

my friend had a picture of Patrick and I that I like even more than the one I had. I’m putting this on my Christmas card. I will send one to all my followers. <3
Patrick looks stunning in shorts.

Me: “Hey, Patrick could I get a photo?”

Patrick: “Hey! Sure! But only above the waist, I don’t want anyone to know I wear shorts.”

wlw date ideas

so Lelah inspired me to make this post! (more ‘promo’ for her- she’s amazing af and you should follow her!!)

  • art museum date! Although you’re partially there to view art, you’ll be looking at her gorgeous self the whole time!
  • go to a farmers market and get some fresh produce.
  • go to a lgbtq+ skate event night.
  • have a cook or bake off.
  • make jewelry for each other.
  • go to your local botanic garden and have a picnic.
  • watch horror movies and cuddle.
  • go on a hike and sit by the lake for a few hours.
  • bake a rainbow cake.
  • take a cooking class together.
  • go to a thrift store and pick out cute outfits for each other.
  • watch the sun rise on a rooftop. 
  • set up a blanket on the lawn and stargaze.
  • dance around the house, after you eat dinner.
  • binge a season (or a few) on netflix.
  • go to a street food and try need food.
  • take a dance class together.
  • get a couples massage with her.
  • go to a street fair and try some new food.
  • make personalized scavenger for each other. (whether it’s around the house or the city.)
  • be photographers for a day and take pictures of each other.
  • take a weekend trip to somewhere new.
  • have a water balloon fight in those cute shorts y’all just bought.
  • do couples yoga or take a couples yoga class.
  • wander a bookstore and buy books to read together.
  • go to a cheese and wine tasting event.
  • head to your local driver in and watch the classics.
  • go for a long drive and talk about life.
  • go to a new museum and learn something new.
  • cross of an item or two from both of your bucket lists.
  • go to a club and let loose.
  • stay in a watch lgbtq+ youtubers. 
  • go overnight camping and sing around a campfire.
  • have takeout and play her favorite childhood board games.
  • go to build a bear and build each other stuffed animals with a recorded message in them. 
  • have a spa night, eat pizza, and watch typical lesbian movies.

have any to add? feel free to add them!! i’d love to hear them!

“Apparently, she and I are gonna be quite the team one day.”

I wanted to draw future Flynn and Lucy from the journal. They’re an interesting pair to think about, aren’t they? A little older. A little crazier. His hair is longer, hers is shorter. That feels right.

Flynn’s hair is based off Goran’s look in this old Madonna video. So I know for a fact he can pull it off.

C: I grew up in a very strict Islamic household where just even watching a commercial that had a kiss was enough for my parents to call me a whore and  yell at me at how I had the guts to watch that in their home.They’ve have made me such a meek, weak, and pathetic person. In high-school (I was hospitalized) my therapist recommended I get anti-depressants for my depression and social phobia. They literally scolded me in-front of her saying that medication was for crazy people. That moment ruined my life. The fact that they knew I had severe anxiety and had self-harmed, yet still denied me access to treatment makes me so mad. And now here I am, a 22 year old virgin, closeted atheist, who’s never held a guy’s hand or even held a conversation longer than 2 minutes.…I just feel so unattractive. I want to wear above-knee sundresses, those cute little crop tops, or even just some shorts without being degraded, threatened, and frighted by my own family. 

this pic makes me want to cry idk why but it has this something that just haunts me

like, every time i see this picture, i just shrug my shoulders and start to sob

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SW Request for @white-rainbowff

Not truly mickey ears hat but close enough ;v;…the hat was so off so i went with the next best thing. Lmao, who’s that holding his hand 👀👀👀!? Why is he wearing shorts?? ahhhhhh……..

Check out my twitter (@nsPamc) as i will be posting WIP for the sw request :)! 

{Reaction} BTS Helping their s/o to Lose Weight

Could you please write BTS reacting to their s/o asking them to help them lose weight because their insecure of their body? I love your blog so much! Have a good day/night 💚💙💜💛❤

Min Yoongi

Originally posted by jeonbase

Yoongi: “There’s nothing wrong with your body Jagi, but I guess if you want to work out and become more fit, that is always a good thing. We should do some training together, it might motivate me if you’re there too.” 


Jeon Jungkook

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

Jungkook: “You can come to the gym with me in the condition that you wear those cute jogging shorts” *giggles* “I’m joking, I’m glad you want to come with me, it will be really fun!” 


Kim Taehyung/ V

Originally posted by kim-taehyung

Taehyung: “You should lose weight if you want to and you feel i would make you happier, but never be insecure about your body. You’re beautiful” 


Kim Namjoon/ Rap Monster

Originally posted by mn-yg

Namjoon: “Why would you want to change such an already perfect body?” 


Jung Hoseok/ J-Hope

Originally posted by notjhope

J-Hope: “I mean, you have no reason to change Jagi, you’re beautiful. But if you’re offering to come in tight gym clothes with me to training I’m not going to complain exactly” 


Park Jimin

Originally posted by jiyoongis

Jimin: “You’re killing me right now. There is nothing wrong with the way you look. You’re amazing, trust me okay?” 


Kim Seokjin

Originally posted by yoongiski

Jimin: “Insecure about the way you look? Jagi, I am going to leave this room and those bizarre thoughts better have left your head by the time I come back.”