those rules aren't real

Meanwhile Offscreen the Season 2 Finale of Gotham...
  • Barbara: Jerome, you're wearing a bathrobe. It's Monday.
  • Jerome: So?
  • Tabitha: So that's against the rules and you can't sit with us.
  • Jerome: Whatever! Those rules aren't real.
  • Tabitha: They were real that day I wore a leather jacket!
  • Jerome: Because that jacket was disgusting!
  • Barbara: YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!
  • Jerome: ...These bathrobes are all that fits me right now...
  • Jerome: Fine. You can laugh without me, bitches!
  • Lydia: Derek, you wore a leather jacket yesterday.
  • Derek: It's the only jacket I have.
  • Stiles: The rules dictate that you can only wear leather once a week. You can't sit with us.
  • Derek: Shut up, those rules aren't real.
  • Lydia: They were real when I wore Stiles' flannel shirt!
  • Derek: Because that flannel was disgusting!
  • Stiles: YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!
Mean Dance Moms: Part 2
  • Melissa: Jill, we have to talk to you
  • Jill: Is pilet a dance move?
  • Ashlee: Uh, yes
  • Melissa: Kendall's solo, 'All Eyes On Me,' was horrible. She was on the bottom of the pyramid.
  • Jill: So?
  • Kira: So that's against the rules and you can't watch the girls rehearse with us.
  • Jill: Whatever, those rules aren't real.
  • Kira: They were real that day Kalani performed her solo 'Rhinestone Cowgirl' on AUDC!
  • Jill: Because that dance was horrible.
  • Melissa: YOU CAN'T WATCH THE GIRLS REHEARSE WITH US!
  • Jill: ...Brynn was dancing in front of Kendall so she couldn't properly rehearse.
  • Ashlee, Kira, and Melissa: ...
  • Jill: Fine! You can fight Abby alone, bitches.