TIMES WHEN IT IS ACCEPTABLE FOR A HIGHBLOOD TO TALK TO ME
- I HAVE BEEN POISONED AND YOU ARE GIVING ME THE ANTEDOTE
- YOU ARE GIVING ME MONEY
- I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH
- YOU ARE VOLUNTEERING FOR TARGET PRACTICE
THERE. THAT’S IT. THAT’S ALL OF IT. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING HIGHBLOOD EXCEPT MAYBE LIKE ONE GUY IS NOW FORBIDDEN TO EVEN LOOK IN MY DIRECTION. I’M NOT DOING THIS FUCK SHIT TODAY. ME WEEK WAS ALREADY RUINED BY FISH WHO CANT KEEP THEIR GROSS AMPHIBIOUS NOSES OUT OF MY BUSINESS, AND I AM DOCKING THIS SHIP IN THE STRICT ‘GET OUT OF MY ACE’ ZONE. LOOK DOWN AT YOUR FEET–DO YOU SEE THAT LINE? THAT IS THE LINE I’M DRAWING IN THE SAND. ANY LIMB THAT EXTENDS OVER THIS METAPHORICAL LINE, I WILL VIOLENTLY DETACH YOU FROM. IF ONE MORE JUG-OF-PISS GOATHUMPING PUSWORM FISH COMES AT MY INBOX WITH THAT ‘WWHWHE NYEH NOT ALL HIGHBLOODS!’ SHIT I’M GOING TO GO ABSOLUTELY BALLISTIC. IT’S BEEN A WEEK AND A HALF AND I’M STILL GETTING THEM, SO ALL CHANCES OF BEING BUDDY-BUDDY HAVE JUST BEEN DASHED. BYE. SORRY NOT SORRY. GET OUT.
FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME TWICE, SHAME ON YOU AGAIN FOR ABUSING MY GENEROSITY WITH SECOND CHANCES.
All animatronics based on humans (BB, Baby, Ballora, Ennard, Bidybab, ect) have mouths that can’t close. Yet all animal animatronics have bottom jaws that go up and down making it look like they can talk. I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this but I just did and felt like sharing it :/
Sometimes I realize that if I wanted to scream as loudly as possible to get off some steam, I’d have to find a totally isolated place not to alarm people or seem crazy. And then I realize that there’s no truly isolated places anywhere easily reachable. And then I want to scream even more.