those fangs!

Dex is pretty sure that with a theme like “Haunted Haus,” they’re all expected to wear at least partially-scary costumes. His costume isn’t anything too crazy, he’d gone to Target and picked up a cheap white t-shirt, some of those plastic fangs, and a bottle of fake blood. Dex figures there’s going to be vampires everywhere at the party, but it’s cheap and easy and Dex really doesn’t give a fuck.

He misfires a bit with the fake blood, getting it all over the bottom half of his face and all down his shirt, but in the end it actually looks pretty good. When he shows up to the pre-game at the Haus, he gets a little chirping for his cliché costume, but no one gives him too much shit.

He’s two and a half Natty Lights in when Nursey shows up, and his jaw promptly hits the floor. Nursey’s costume is scary, but that’s just because Dex is fucking terrified he might pop a boner just looking at him. Nursey is wearing nothing but an unbuttoned lab coat, a stethoscope around his neck, and what Dex can only assume is a pair of cut-off scrubs.

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nerdcaptorari  asked:

I had the funniest thought about your Bill comic. Like, since Ford got to see so many variations, if he kept coming at Bill with hateful comments about him being with Dipper... Maybe that would put a clever little strategy into Bill's head, and Bill starts jokingly 'going for Dipper' but then that could either create a hilarious situation where it actually does happen in his own world (once Dipper is a nice age), or it LOOKS like it actually happened (but hasn't), sending Ford into distress. XD


Dipper doesn’t agree, but of course that doesn’t stop Bill from doing it anyway…

“PS yes those are fangs on the stem and it will develop a taste for human flesh if it bites you. Be careful, my love! <3”

Ford doesn’t take it well

Bad Dracula (M)

(Gif Credit goes to Admin Smuttyfairy)

Genre: Horror/Smut/Romance

Summary: Lisa, your best friend, loves to party. You love quiet nights where you can dream about her friend Bambam. Bambam loves your smile, and your slender neck. A pushy invitation to a party, A wet dream that turns into a nightmare, and wait- are those fangs? (Vampire AU, Bambam x Reader, Best Friend!Lisa x Reader)

Warnings: Suffocation, Assault, Blood, Alcohol use

Word count: 6,136

Written by: Smutty Jaefairy

Here’s something I’ve meant to upload for a while now. I hope you guys enjoy! (I promise I’ll write less Bambam in the future OTL ) 

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No, I haven’t watched the Face Off episode yet. (I’m only vaguely a fan of Monster High – I have a few of the dolls, but I haven’t watched the show or anything.)

However. Are those really the fangs the makeup team came up with? I know that part of the whole challenge is time constraints, but … those are not great fangs. I am unimpressed. 

(But the dress they put on her? That seems lovely.)

  • Ruby: Hey Yang?
  • Yang: Yeah Ruby?
  • Ruby: I was wondering... You love Blake right?
  • Yang: *Yang sat up from her bed and stared at her sister on the other bed.* Why do you think that? In case you haven't noticed we aren't talking.
  • Ruby: Oh I noticed. I noticed you not letting her talk to you alone, how you avoid her like the plague.
  • Yang: Exactly so I'm going to go to sl-
  • Ruby: JUST like I've noticed you always looking at her when no one is looking, how you quickly rush to her side to save her when those white fang guys attacked us and nearly killed that guy, how your eyes turn red when Sun was talking about meeting her parent, and how... *Ruby paused for a moment turning towards her sister with teary eyes.* And how how after you twos argument you went outside crying because of how much it hurt you to see Blake hurt.
  • Yang: Ruby... *Yang said, unaware that her sister saw her break down and never wanting her to see her that way.* ...It's ... It's not that simple.
  • Ruby: Why not? Yang, you love her. You two have to talk about what happened. You both need to over come this so you both can be happy.
  • Yang: HOW RUBY!? HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSE TO TRUST HER NOT TO ABANDON ME AGAIN!? I NEEDED HER AND SHE JUST! *Yang shouted with blazing red eyes before they slowly returning to the purple with her tears.* She just left me... I... I want to trust her again... I want... I want things to go back to how they were... I want to know that if I told her... Told her that I do love her, she'd love me back...
  • Ruby: Then talk to her go to her now and-
  • Yang: I can't Ruby. At least not how I feel about her.
  • Ruby: Why not?
  • Yang: It's pretty obvious why sis. *When Ruby just tilted her head Yang rolled her eyes.* She's with Sun.
  • Ruby: Whaaa. No she isn't.
  • Yang: Yes she is Ruby.
  • Ruby: Nuh-huh.
  • Yang: Yah-huh.
  • Ruby: Nuh-huh!
  • Yang: Yah-huh!
  • Sun: Nah, Yang. Your sis is right. Me and Blake aren't together.
  • Ruby/Yang: DAAAAAAAAAAH! *Both girls shouted jumping out of their beds, whipping their heads towards Sun hanging upside down out their window.*
  • Ruby: Sun! What are you doing here!?
  • Yang: Boy I will shoot you if were peeking on us!
  • Sun: Woah! Woah! Woah! I wasn't peeking or spying on you or anything! I swear! *Sun panicked waving his hands.* I just was coming up here to talk to you Yang.
  • Yang: Talk to me about what?
  • Sun: About why Blake left that night. To protest all of you, especially you... And how it's killing her about what she did to you.
  • Yang: Protect us? Me? what are you talking about?
  • ~later~
  • *knock knock knock*:
  • Blake: *Blake groaned as she sat up from her bed as a knocking came from her door.* Mmmrrr... Just a minute. *She called out as the knocking repeated.* Hang on a sec. God who knocks on a door in the middle of the night.*She called out before muttering to herself opening the door after unlocking it.* YeeeeYang!? Wh-what are y-HMM!? *Blake said in shock when she find the woman she loves at her door, but even more surprised when she pulled her into a kiss.*
  • Yang: *After minutes and the need of oxygen Yang pulled out leaving both her and Blake breathless.* God I have been wanting to do that since the dance... *She muttered before looking Blake's in the eyes to say.* We need to talk.
  • Blake: ...*Blake only nodded as she stepped a side to let Yang in.*
Of ghouls, vampires and other monsters- AUs

“I accidentally bit you and I’m so sorry are you okay? Though you’re kinda tasty tbh" -au 

 "You just saw me in my true form and it turns out you’re the really well known journalist please keep this a secret I swear I’ll do anything!“ -au 

 "We’re both immortal beings and living forever is the fucking worst you feel me bro.” -au 

“I got lost in the woods and found this mansion where you live alone and it seems so lonely so I’ll come again even if you tell me to stay away, wait are those fangs?” -au 

“I’m not human and I need a place to hide so I snuck into your basement and it’s actually kind of cosy here so I won’t leave for a while.” -au 

 "You have watched too much movies and no, I don’t sparkle in the sun.“ -au 

"Your blood tastes really good and I really just want one tiny little sip but you refuse every time fml” -au 

“I need inspiration for a novel and I just found the perfect material so please stop running away I only want to touch your fangs I swear *cough*” -au 

“You’re really hot and keep asking me over for cake and I really wanted to go so here but actually I can’t eat human food and I there’s no way I can tell you these brownies taste like concrete” -au 

“I’m a succubus that accidentally made you fall head over heels with me and make it stop, or not because hot damn.” -au 

“I’m a monster that looks really scary and people run away when they see me even though I only want friends, but you stayed.” -au 

“You may be a man-eating monster but I’m in a really bad mood today and if you even breathe in my direction I will smash your pretty face with my metal bat.” -au 

“I sort of turned you into a vampire and now I feel kinda bad so I’ll make it up to you, somehow.” -au 

Angst edition 

“If I’m seen by a human I’ll disappear but I once passed your room and heard you crying, so I tried talking to you and the more we talk the more I realize I’m falling in love with you.” -au 

“I’m a monster that crave human flesh and right now I’m at the edge of starvation so please don’t come closer, I don’t want to hurt you.” -au 

“There’s no way to turn a human into an immortal and all I ever wanted was to grow old with you but that’s impossible for me.” -au 

“You’re a person that can see beings like me but on your 18th birthday you’ll loose your power and there’s only one month left.” -au