those damn gays

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Scrolling through the EliUmi tag and I came across this pic (credits to the owner), and I was like “huh, that looks familiar’” and then a second later I was like “THOSE ARE WMATSUI’S COSTUMES FROM TWO ROSES”

Beep beep music time

Got tagged by @beastmeast for the shuffle playlist and see what the first ten songs are thing so here i giggly go

1: Memory- Sugarcult

2: IDFC- Blackbear

3: Madame Flurrie’s theme- Paper Mario TTYD OST

4: Soar Onward- Atpunk

5: We Are Extraterrestrial- Katy Perry vs Robbie Rotten Mashup (oh god sorry)

6: Toxic- Mystery Skulls

7: Middle- DJ Snake ft Bipolar Sunshine

8: Battle Cry- Imagine Dragons

9: She Keeps Me Warm- Mary Lambert

10: Girls Like Girls- Hayley Kiyoko

Uhhh i dont know who to tag so if ya wanna do this go ahead

standin’ pretty (in this dust that was a city)

[listen]

illya kuryakin/napoleon solo/gaby teller. the nearly retro mix for three spies who are (probably) in love.

feeling good michael buble // from russia with love matt munro // bang bang dalida // poker face marcela mangabeira // this is not a love song nouvelle vague // 99 red balloons 48th st. collective // seven nation army ft. haley reinhart postmodern jukebox // sinnerman nina simone // just one dance caro emerald // disturbia tahta menezes // far away ft. chet baker astrud gilberto // lover undercover melody gardot // no diggity ft. ariana savalas postmodern jukebox

The signs as my family's Thanksgiving
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> "fire, fire, fire..."<p/><b>Taurus:</b> "Joe if you're going to be so fucking sensitive about your turnips make them yourself"<p/><b>Gemini:</b> "I saved a guy's life and all I got was a danish"<p/><b>Cancer:</b> "ANDREW WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS??"<p/><b>Leo:</b> "Fucking CVS man..."<p/><b>Virgo:</b> "Donald Trump is going to eradicate all those god damn gays and Mexicans"<p/><b>Libra:</b> "Ma we don't say cray cray if you want to talk like that go sit outside with the help"<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> "I CAN SPEAK SPANISH"<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> "you're the thugest kid to ever come out of a purely white neighborhood"<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> "Hey you wanna know a secret? When I hosted last year I ordered it all from Boston market"<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> "You can't go outside, there's coyotes"<p/><b>Pisces:</b> "Babe firemen wear pants so that means you gotta put your pants on"<p/></p>

you know what I just woke up and am feeling very sleepy but fuck it have some Korrasami headcanons because I’m still not over those damn gay fucking dorks yet and it’s been months:

  • Wherever Korra goes with Asami, she just gives Asami a dramatic wind to go along wherever she walks to show off what a majestic beast her girlfriend is. It’s gotten to the point where people think Asami’s an airbender.
  • Varrick is still trying to write a mover based off of their love story. He still can’t wrap his head around the love triangle/square/whatever it is. “Dude, really? She lost her memory!”
  • Double dates with Bopal. Surprisingly it’s Asami and Opal who get into debates over who has the cutest partner. Korra and Bolin just have eating contests with noodles. Korra always wins. (And when she doesn’t, she does).
  • Korra never actually lives with Asami fulltime, but she’s basically moved in there anyway. She likes to give Asami sleepy kisses on her shoulders to wake her up and Asami always pulls her back in by her waist and smooches all over Korra’s face. 
  • Asami and Korra serenading each other. (Because fuck Janet and Seychelle can sing).
  • Asking Mako to be Asami’s best man. Bolin is Korra’s. Opal and Jinora are their maids of honour. (Just following European traditions of marriage. Need to research other cultures on their traditions.)
  • At some point, Asami cuts her hair short. Like, dead short. Korra still thinks she looks fucking majestic as fuck.
  • Asami does give Korra a makeover. All the time. Korra tries to do the same. Surprisingly, she’s good at cutting hair. 
  • Asami is extremely ticklish. Korra is extremely playful.
  • They alternate between big spoon and little spoon. Sometimes featuring Naga, who has forgotten she is no longer a puppy.
To all those underage kids in the closet...

Today is an exciting day because of equal marriage rights. However it might suck for you today as well. I’m here to support you when you have to hear your parents rant about “those damn gays” and how they’re “ruining marriage for everyone”
So just stay strong today and remember you are not alone!!