those boots are as big as his head))

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Malapert - Clever in manners of speech. For whoever c:


Kai’vren + he talks too much

“You think you’re so clever, don’t you?” spat the human, leaning on the table to glare at the sleek orange Twi’lek.

“Definitely more clever than you,” Kai’vren purred, heels still crossed and resting on the table. He rested his elbow on the arm of the chair and cupped his head, looking amused. “Look, it’s not my fault if big words make your head hurt. I’ll try and keep it simple for you, hmm?”

With a frustrated snarl, the human swatted the Twi’lek’s boots off the table and strode to loom over him. “You–”

“Now, now,” Kai said, moving the hand near his side to show the blaster he was holding. “Be nice. Be nice of you’ll have to see if all those philosophical talks the Jedi have about joining the Force are true.” His grin showed easy and friendly, but his brown-and-blue eyes gleamed dangerous. “So, sit. And we talk. Yes?”

The human froze and hesitated before slowly sitting down, shoulders tight with anger. “One of these days, Kai, that big mouth of yours is going to get you into trouble.”

“So I have been told,” Kai hummed, tucking the weapon away. “But not today. Today, we talk business? Hmm?”

The human fumed a moment but gave a single nod. “Fine. Talk.”

“Well, you’re smarter than you look…” Kai crooned. “Now…about my fee…”


Summary: Chaos, besides its own natures, has a little order on it. Chaos, without order, leads to destruction itself. When the object holding the chaos of the world is damaged, maybe a little more than order is going to be needed to fix it. Abomination! AU


Chapter 1

Akumas were always weird.

No matter how intimidating they looked on the exterior, their motives were something that, if it weren’t for the fact they were busy trying to protect themselves, would make their victims tilt their head in curiosity. At least Chat, admittedly, had done that several times in the past.

Didnt’t mean those motives were less important for the akumatized person.

Or make them less dangerous.

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