thorki love

twinkle twinkle otp

you will be the death of me

always keeping me up late

reading bout your stupid dates

twinkle twinkle otp

WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LEAVE ME BE

Imagine Your OTP#2
  • Person A friend: How the hell are you two still dating?
  • Person A: Why do you ask that?
  • Person A friend: Because sometimes you're a walking annoyance.
  • Person A: You must know some things about a relationship. If he still supports you means that he loves you.
  • Person A friend: That makes no sense.
  • Person A: Shhh, just look. HONEY I WANT A MILKSHAKE.
  • Peron B: I'm bussy now.
  • Person A: Pleaseee, I want my Milkshake now.
  • Person B: *Appears with a milkshake. Here you have Darling.
  • Person A: See. He loves me.
Tol and Smol things

the tol randomly lifting the smol and putting them down somewhere else like people do with babies and the smol being so confused like “why??????”

the smol being the perfect height for surprise tickle attacks because no one looks down so no one sees them coming

the tol using the smol as an armrest and the smol acts annoyed but secretly loves it

the smol just burrowing into the tol’s shoulder/chest when they hug and the tol resting their chin on the top of the smol’s head

the smol hiding behind the tol and literally no one can see them because they’re so smol or because the tol is so tol

the smol being a tiny little ball of energy and rage and constantly jumping around and threatening to fight people 

the tol being the one who has to calm down the smol and apologize when the smol says “fite me” to that five year old who took the last box of lucky charms in the store 

the tol giving the smol piggyback rides

the smol running full speed at the tol and barrelling into them but only succeeding in bouncing off because they’re so smol

the smol being the big spoon and the tol being the little spoon sometimes

the tol puts all the things on the top shelf so that the smol has to jump to reach them

the smol retaliating by putting all the things on the bottom shelf so the tol has to bend over or kneel on the floor to reach them

the smol having a huge ass dog like a saint bernard or a wolfhound or something big enough to ride

the tol having a fucking chihuahua

Makes a deal with the devil

Devil: What is it you desire?

Me: My ships to become canon.

Devil: Nah, hell nah bitch i can’t help you there, but with the shit you’ve been reading I’ll still see you in hell.

(disappears back to hell)

Me: Well, shit.

  • Me: *Sees two guys hugged* They are dating!
  • Me: *Sees two guys talking* They are dating!
  • Me: *Sees two guys breathing close to each other* They are dating!
  • Me: *Sees two guys fighting* They are dating!
  • Friend: But they are beating, and one guy has just broken the nose of the other guy...
  • Me: They only have their differents, It's just a civilized fight.

cute things your otp can do:

  • go on walks at sunset
  • buy each other random things that remind them of each other
  • get matching tattoos
  • take cooking classes together
  • stay-at-home date nights once a week
  • fuck until their throats are raw from screaming
  • get a pet

when i was

a new fan

my otp dragged me down to hell where

i linger to this day.

they said “child when

you grow up

read lots of fluff and stay away from angst

or you’ll cry everyday”.

AND I DIDNT LISTEN CUZ IM A DUMB BITCH 

Imagine person A walking in on person B like this

“Stupid fucking hair, stupid fucking smile, they won’t stop staring at me in that way and they– the way they talk, they’re such a flirt I mean do they honestly think I like them?!??!??”

*A makes a sound of astonishment* *B’s ranting is cut midway*

“You didn’t see anything!!!!!!” Yells B indignantly as they run out of the room