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Some Feelings About Slash and Allyship

I can’t stop thinking about a post I saw recently that echoed a sentiment I’ve seen (and felt myself *in a conditional way*) often: That straight men who fetishize lesbians and straight women (this was specifically with regard to shippers) who fetishize gay men and/or gay sex are assholes.

I want to talk about my conditional feelings. I feel, like I suspect a lot of bi/pan people do, like I’m a bridge between LGBTQ and straight communities. And I’m in a fandom that’s very largely composed of straight women shipping a M/M relationship.

And *every single day* I see you posting support for my people. You take down homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, and aphobia. You reblog my LGBTQIAP posts and offer love to us.

You listen to me gush and gripe about my partners and crushes of all genders and have never judged me for my polyamory or my orientation. Rather, you actively offer love and positivity.

So my take is this: You celebrate any ship you like. You enjoy what you enjoy. But if you ship male or femslash and aren’t queer, you better damn well be an ally. You do owe it to us. To gay men, to gay women. To gender nonconformists and to all LGBTQIAP people.

AND YOU ARE doing that work. I see you. And I love you.


I’ve heard exactly one time in the MCU fandom about a woman who shipped male slash and was a homophobe. Other *straight women* called her hypocrisy out HARD. And that is amazing because it’s your job, sisters.

So I want to say thank you. Thank you for supporting the queer people in fandom and for supporting the community as a whole.

Just big warm floofy love to the badass, sweetheart, warrior women who make up this fandom. Biggest solidarity to our ace, trans, queer, genderqueer, pan, bi family of nerds.

Keep being fucking awesome. You are all my Space Viking Loves and my Captains America. My Billionaire Genius Playboy Philanthropists and my Genderfluid Chaos Gods.

*high fucking fives*


Tol and Smol things

the tol randomly lifting the smol and putting them down somewhere else like people do with babies and the smol being so confused like “why??????”

the smol being the perfect height for surprise tickle attacks because no one looks down so no one sees them coming

the tol using the smol as an armrest and the smol acts annoyed but secretly loves it

the smol just burrowing into the tol’s shoulder/chest when they hug and the tol resting their chin on the top of the smol’s head

the smol hiding behind the tol and literally no one can see them because they’re so smol or because the tol is so tol

the smol being a tiny little ball of energy and rage and constantly jumping around and threatening to fight people 

the tol being the one who has to calm down the smol and apologize when the smol says “fite me” to that five year old who took the last box of lucky charms in the store 

the tol giving the smol piggyback rides

the smol running full speed at the tol and barrelling into them but only succeeding in bouncing off because they’re so smol

the smol being the big spoon and the tol being the little spoon sometimes

the tol puts all the things on the top shelf so that the smol has to jump to reach them

the smol retaliating by putting all the things on the bottom shelf so the tol has to bend over or kneel on the floor to reach them

the smol having a huge ass dog like a saint bernard or a wolfhound or something big enough to ride

the tol having a fucking chihuahua

Imagine Your OTP#2
  • Person A friend: How the hell are you two still dating?
  • Person A: Why do you ask that?
  • Person A friend: Because sometimes you're a walking annoyance.
  • Person A: You must know some things about a relationship. If he still supports you means that he loves you.
  • Person A friend: That makes no sense.
  • Person A: Shhh, just look. HONEY I WANT A MILKSHAKE.
  • Peron B: I'm bussy now.
  • Person A: Pleaseee, I want my Milkshake now.
  • Person B: *Appears with a milkshake. Here you have Darling.
  • Person A: See. He loves me.

Makes a deal with the devil

Devil: What is it you desire?

Me: My ships to become canon.

Devil: Nah, hell nah bitch i can’t help you there, but with the shit you’ve been reading I’ll still see you in hell.

(disappears back to hell)

Me: Well, shit.

cute things your otp can do:

  • go on walks at sunset
  • buy each other random things that remind them of each other
  • get matching tattoos
  • take cooking classes together
  • stay-at-home date nights once a week
  • fuck until their throats are raw from screaming
  • get a pet
  • Me: *Sees two guys hugged* They are dating!
  • Me: *Sees two guys talking* They are dating!
  • Me: *Sees two guys breathing close to each other* They are dating!
  • Me: *Sees two guys fighting* They are dating!
  • Friend: But they are beating, and one guy has just broken the nose of the other guy...
  • Me: They only have their differents, It's just a civilized fight.

when i was

a new fan

my otp dragged me down to hell where

i linger to this day.

they said “child when

you grow up

read lots of fluff and stay away from angst

or you’ll cry everyday”.