I would really love an arranged marriage fic where things are super awkward, maybe they haven’t consummated yet because Loki is a little younger than Thor or maybe they had really great sex on their wedding night but are both embarrassed about how unexpectedly intense it got, but things are awkward as hell. Lying together in bed at night staring up at the ceiling in silence kind of awkward. Making ridiculously forced small talk over breakfast awkward.
And then one morning Thor’s attendant comes in to dress him and settles him down to brush his hair and Loki is like “…can I?”
And Thor lets him, and stares at his lovely husband in the mirror the whole time, and Loki is so focused on brushing Thor’s sleep-tangles out, and he runs his fingers through it for ages after he’s done, and it’s this really pure bonding experience that Thor didn’t expect at all.
And Loki brushes Thor’s hair every morning for the rest of their lives. Happily ever after. The end.
Now listen here you little shit one tiny kudos does not fully express the how I feel when I read a good fanfic and I am no where near being able to express in words the shear heartbreak or pure happiness that these authors can make me feel so let me send another fucking kudos
<b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me in the shower:</b> *writes a novel, its prequel and 5 sequels in 6 different languages. The words flow perfectly. Its plot is intricate. The characters are complex and 3D. It's heartwarming and tear jerking. It's perfect. The flowers are blooming. The bees are saved. There is world peace.*<p/><b>Me the second i leave the shower:</b> h o w 2 eNgLiSH<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
Now listen here you little piece of shit.
This fanfic was so frigging amazing and adorable and worthy of thirty-hundred-millions of kudos! One teeny tiny kudos doesn’t express how wonderful(in many occasions how heart broken) I was after reading the fanfic! So let me give the awesome author another fidgity fudge kudos
tfw a fanfic writer’s writing style gets better with each new story. like you’re just sitting there sobbing and being all proud of this complete stranger while watching their work improve as you read through their increasingly descriptive stories about anal sex