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The Bombur Boogie.

The Elrond.

The Legolas Shuffle.

The Kíli Shake.

Thorin: Who are these people?

Thranduil: Okay, you know what? I want these people to get lost in Mirkwood for, oh, I don’t know–ever. I know Legolas is my son, but he did not get that from me so can I just adopt Bard? No one will know the difference.

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I make 195 years old look good.

Whatever. I make 6200 years old look delicious.

Oh, come on, Gandalf. You know I’m older than they are and I am spectacular.

Well, I’m as old as time and I can appear in any form I wish. So I must say I’m by far better looking than any of you.

Kíli: Game, Set, Match.

Fíli: Burn.

Bilbo: That is unbelievable.

Bard: Yes it is!

Elrond: Oh, Bard..not you..[laughing some more]

Legolas: Yeah, I’m drinking on the set! Have a problem with that?

Thranduil: That is…well…my, uh…son. [he’s adopted; found him under a tree]

Something is wrong with the ice.

Legolas: We have some seriously disturbed people around here.

Elrond: I know you know who did that, Gandalf.

Gandalf: No idea.

Thorin: Right. Sure you don’t.

Thranduil: [Giggling suspiciously]

Oops..Thorin tips over.

Thranduil: He’s drunk. He escaped my dungeon in a barrel of wine. What’d you expect?

Legolas: I am not saying a word.

[Peanut gallery once again can’t help themselves]

Fíli: [Uncle has a temper…]

Thorin: Okay, PJ. You know Fíli and Kíli are mine right?

PJ: No.

Thorin: Of course you do. You are not about to give my mountain to Thranduil are you?

PJ: Really, Thorin. I know better than that. Everyone one knows he has to get past Smaug.

Bilbo: Smaug ran out on an errand. In the UK for some reason. I have no idea why.

PJ: You get the mountain, Thranduil. You are rather frightening.

Thranduil: I am not frightening. I am your worse nightmare. Give me the mountain and I shall let you live.

PJ: No, problem.

Bard: Thranduil just got an entire mountain as a dressing room. Good thing I’m on his good side.

Legolas: That’s our dad!

Thranduil: You ever wake up one morning and say to yourself, ‘Wow, I am Thranduil, Elvenking of the Woodland Realm’? No? Just me?

Legolas: Dad, stop.

Kíli: You know, he actually did just wake up one morning as the King of the Woodland Realm.

Fíli: That is because he is the King of the Woodland Realm.

Kíli: What does that make Uncle Thorin?

Fíli: Uh…short?

Thorin: What would happen if we just left them in Rivendell? I mean, I can do that, right? No need to take them all the way to Erebor.

Elrond: OH, I don’t even think so…

Kíli: Oh, PJ’s cool. He knows who they are.

Fíli: He just doesn’t know where we are.

Kíli: Shh…

I know where you are, you little brats.

PJ: Where did the short version of Legolas go?

I don’t look like Kíli, do I?

[Giggles]

Thranduil: You are going to stand here and tell me that a tall wizard dressed in grey named Gandalf just left you to wander through the borders of my kingdom alone? I should have you thrown in my dungeon for saying that! How stupid do you think I am? What sort of wizard starts a journey and then just happens to wander away for no reason whatsoever without saying where he is going? 

What sort of wizard just continuously disappears at the exact moment when trouble is about to begin then magically returns at the last minute to save you? And he has giant eagles that come at his command? Why did he not just fly you over Mirkwood to begin with? Tell me, Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thráin and I might let you leave! Who is this wandering wizard named Gandalf of which you speak?

Gandalf: Thranduil only knows me as Mithrandir. That’s why I never go into Mirkwood with anyone who knows me as Gandalf.