Thranduil: You ever wake up one morning and say to yourself, ‘Wow, I am Thranduil, Elvenking of the Woodland Realm’? No? Just me?
Legolas: Dad, stop.
Kíli: You know, he actually did just wake up one morning as the King of the Woodland Realm.
Fíli: That is because he is the King of the Woodland Realm.
Kíli: What does that make Uncle Thorin?
Thorin: What would happen if we just left them in Rivendell? I mean, I can do that, right? No need to take them all the way to Erebor.
Elrond: OH, I don’t even think so…