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Thranduil: You ever wake up one morning and say to yourself, ‘Wow, I am Thranduil, Elvenking of the Woodland Realm’? No? Just me?

Legolas: Dad, stop.

Kíli: You know, he actually did just wake up one morning as the King of the Woodland Realm.

Fíli: That is because he is the King of the Woodland Realm.

Kíli: What does that make Uncle Thorin?

Fíli: Uh…short?

Thorin: What would happen if we just left them in Rivendell? I mean, I can do that, right? No need to take them all the way to Erebor.

Elrond: OH, I don’t even think so…

I make 195 years old look good.

Whatever. I make 6200 years old look delicious.

Oh, come on, Gandalf. You know I’m older than they are and I am spectacular.

Well, I’m as old as time and I can appear in any form I wish. So I must say I’m by far better looking than any of you.

Kíli: Game, Set, Match.

Fíli: Burn.

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                                                           just one more time before i go
                                                                       i’ll let you know,
                                                      that all this time i’ve been a f r a i d,
                                                                    wouldn’t let it show.
                                                           nobody can save me now, no;
                                                            nobody can save me now.

Kíli: Oh, PJ’s cool. He knows who they are.

Fíli: He just doesn’t know where we are.

Kíli: Shh…

I know where you are, you little brats.

PJ: Where did the short version of Legolas go?

I don’t look like Kíli, do I?

[Giggles]

Thorin: Okay, PJ. You know Fíli and Kíli are mine right?

PJ: No.

Thorin: Of course you do. You are not about to give my mountain to Thranduil are you?

PJ: Really, Thorin. I know better than that. Everyone one knows he has to get past Smaug.

Smaug ran out on an errand. In the UK for some reason. I have no idea why.

PJ: You get the mountain, Thranduil. You are rather frightening.

Thranduil: I am not frightening. I am your worse nightmare. Give me the mountain and I shall let you live.

PJ: No, problem.

Thranduil just got an entire mountain as a dressing room. Good thing I’m on his good side.

That’s my dad!

Bilbo has a quiet moment.

Thorin has a quiet moment.

Shh…it’s quiet right now.

Lindir: How long shall this quiet last?

Elrond: I give it about 10 minutes.

Lindir: I was thinking more like 5.

Elrond: Two.

We have to cut, man. There’s a fish down here…going where it shouldn’t…shut up, Dwalin. [Bifur has fish on head.]

Elrond called it. I owe him $5.

Bilbo: Look, I only flip off cameras. I don’t do whatever that is.

Gollum: See, this is why I hang out down here. You’ve seen Bombur, right?

Thorin: Oh, Thranduil? Your son is at it again.

I have no son.

Legolas: Dad, stop it!

Thranduil: You have to be this tall to ride this ride.

Google Search: What the hell are they talking about? [Erase] Google Search: Peter Jackson’s Facebook Page. POP-UP: Comment–I want a raise. Signed, Gandalf. P.S.–Now.

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Hobbit/LotR Ask Meme: Cuddlyaxe, Ilary-chan and Anonymous asked 4. Favourite Dwarf? 

“A bargain? What choice did we have but to barter our birthright for blankets and food? To ransom our future in exchange for our freedom? You call that a fair trade?“