Asgardians in the Park

*Central Park is quiet. Too quiet. The birds are singing, but that’s still pretty quiet, and there are a few people out for walks, and some college students playing ultimate frisbee* *in other words, the park is positively boring*

*Obviously, it needs some Asgardians to liven things up*

*Enter Thor, Sif, Loki, and the newest honorary Asgardian, Thori* *even dressed in casual clothing, they all look pretty intimidating* *quite possibly because both Thor and Sif are pretty obviously warriors and are both over six feet tall*

*Thor eyes the people playing ultimate frisbee* A shame I did not think to bring a discus. I have heard the collegiate students of this world enjoy throwing them about.

Why Helpuppies and apartments don't mix

*Thor has a big container of chili that he’s bringing back to the apartment for Loki* *there is a lot in the main kitchen fridge as well, for anyone who wants some*

*he meets Sif on his way back to the apartment and invites her over for dinner* *he really did make a lot of food*

…it is just something that I found I enjoyed doing. I know, it does not suit a prince of Asgard nearly as well as hunting boar, but I find it quite a worthy thing to do.

*he’s got his hand on the door, ready to open it*

Asgardian Invasion: Moving out and into a new (Asgardian proof) place

*It is a rather strange sight that the citizens of New York City are subjected to that day. From Avengers Tower comes a strange line of people - Four large men, one tall well muscled woman, one smaller woman, and three near identical boys who are followed by two dogs of questionable breeding*

*They walk across the city, carrying boxes filled with the belongings that the blondest of the men has accumulated in his stay at the tower, as well as the possessions of the smallest of the three boys* *there are boxes with clothing as well, and some with very newly acquired supplies for the dogs*

*they do not really stop for traffic; that is not the Asgardian way*

*they eventually come to building which has been prepared for them - it looks a bit old and very sturdy, with sweeping steps coming from the front and a secure fence around it.*

*It is, in fact, the new home of the representatives of Asgard in New York, which will also serve as an embassy*

*Thor sets the numberous boxes he has been carrying down and stands proudly in front of the building* My friends, I present to you our new home. 

Lady Sigyn, I trust you have looked over the paperwork that the government has given to us. Please, correct me if I have misunderstood - this place is to act as a piece of Asgard within this realm. Upon its ground, we have what mortals refer to as “diplomatic immunity”. Part of this place will serve all for official dealings between Asgard and Midgard. The rest is living quarters for us.

*he grins* I have been assured that the structure has been reinforced for Asgardian strength.