Strange, holding a broken coffee machine: Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Mantis: … I did it. I broke it.
Strange: No. No, you didn’t. Drax?
Drax: Don’t look at me, look at Quill.
Quill: What? I didn’t break it!
Drax: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Quill: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Quill: No, it’s not!
Thor: If it matters, Stark’s son was the last one to use it.
Peter: What?! I don’t even drink that crap!
Thor: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart?
Peter: I was gathering sugar packets for Mr. Stark‘s morning latte!
Mantis: Let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.
Strange: No. Who broke it?
Gamora: … Rocket‘s been awfully quiet.
(everyone’s yelling ensues)
Strange: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
did you know i love tracing memes for Ultimate Meme Effect™ in my meme fanart ? hi, i’m elisabeth and i’m here to tell you that tracing is Okay (no, really it is but i don’t have the energy to explain here now)
Hey, so, ARE YOU STILL YELLING ABOUT INFINITY WAR? YEAH, ME, TOO. AND A LOT OF CRYING. At least we have fic writers Bringing It to make it better/worse and I definitely spent a lot of time crying about everyone while reading a whole bunch of fic!
INFINITY WAR FIC RECS: ✦ Revival by longforgottenhymn, thor & loki & odin & frigga & asgardian cast, infinity war spoilers, 17.7k Thor refuses to believe that his people are truly lost. In a last attempt to set a stop to Thanos’ plans, he rips the Time stone from its gauntlet and is sent back in time to change what he cannot accept and make peace with his inner demons. ✦ How Tony Stark Saved the World by dilatory, tony & avengers, infinity war spoilers, 8.4k (Wherein Tony takes it upon himself to save the universe from day one.) ✦ these fragments by Wildehack (Tyleet), valkyrie & thor & loki & cast (& background loki/valkyrie), infinity war spoilers, 4k “Someone has to survive this day,” Thor grinds out, pressed briefly close to her by the fight. “Someone will,” she tells him. ✦ Nothing and Everything by Sholio, tony & nebula, infinity war spoilers, 3.5k Sometimes, keeping someone else going is all you’ve got. ✦ ready for a war (again) by owedbetter, shuri & t'challa & t'chaka & okoye & cast, infinity war spoilers, 2.4k You cannot fix death—even she knew that. She has tried. ✦ Small Pieces by gaslightgallows (hearts_blood), loki & cast, infinity war spoilers, 1.8k Small pieces play large parts, and small lies create large problems. ✦ We Kill the Flame by jamestiqueeriuskirk, thor/loki, NSFW, infinity war spoilers, 2k His whole body had been regrown, as far as Thor could understand the science from the evasive, wandering explanation Loki had given him, and he was tender all over, but the neck must have, necessarily, had the hardest time of the regeneration process, and it looked angry for long ages after the rest of Loki had returned to relative normalcy. ✦ Pick Up the Pieces And Go On by LtLJ, tony & nebula, infinity war spoilers, 1.8k Tony and Nebula, on Titan, after the end. ✦ Coming Back by Emotionallyunstabl, entire cast (some steve/bucky), infinity war spoilers, 1.9k Fixing Avengers: Infinity War. ✦ How ya been, Buck? by dvorahbee, steve/bucky, NSFW, infinity war spoilers, 2.3k A fix-it for Bucky and Steve’s reunion because I wasn’t too happy with that half-assed reunion we had. ✦ it’s been a long, cold, lonely winter by ragnasok, thor/loki, NSFW, infinity war spoilers, 4.6k Loki never used to feel the cold. These days, it’s in his bones. Thor does what he can to warm him up. ✦ Reveille by Ark, thor/loki & rocket & cast, NSFW, infinity war spoilers, 12.5k “Are you a spirit?” “Dear Thor,” says Loki, looking delighted, and framing Thor’s face between his hands. “However do you make being dense so charming.” He shakes his head. “I’m afraid not, brother. This is all in your mind.” ✦ and miles to go before I sleep by limerental, thor & loki, infinity war spoilers, 2.2k Instead of being snapped in Thanos’ fist, Loki crash lands into a forested wilderness on Earth, followed closely by Thor. The forest offers a brief respite before the storm again swallows the both of them. ✦ see how deep the bullet lies by rudderless in an ocean of stars (the_space_between_stars), tony & nebula, infinity war spoilers, ~1k Tony Stark is left on Titan with an angry alien assassin and a handful of dust, and for some reason, she insists on keeping him alive. ✦ aftermath: wakanda by miraphora, shuri & okoye & m'baku, infinity war spoilers, 1k In the moments following the end of battle, M’Baku plants himself like a mountain and refuses to be moved. ✦ New Life by barryandiriswestallen, tony/pepper, infinity war spoilers, 1.3k Half of humanity is gone. Half of humanity remains. Tony returns to Earth to find out which half Pepper is part of. ✦ helvegen by homovikings, thor/loki & cast, infinity war spoilers, 1k Okay, he thinks. Okay. ✦ hold some dirt with those hands by magdaliny, steve/bucky & cast, infinity war spoilers, 3k It had sent him to his knees.
Bucky: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Steve, code name – Been There, Done That. Tony is – Currently Doing That. Natasha is – It Happened Once in a Dream; Thor, code name – If I Had To Pick another Dude. Sam is – Eagle Two.
ARE YOU STILL SCREAMING ABOUT THOR: RAGNAROK? BECAUSE I’M STILL SCREAMING ABOUT IT. I need so much slice-of-life on the ship fic, I need so much kissing-and-more resolution to the hug scene, I need so much speculation on what happens when they get to where they’re going, I need so much about the various friendships forming, I need so much fic about a whole bunch of people crammed into a relatively small ship for months and the hilarious and awful things that happen because of it. AND FANDOM IS DEFINITELY ON A ROLL WITH IT, THERE’S MORE GREAT STUFF. (Part one is here!)
THOR: RAGNAROK FIC RECS: ✦ The Breath Between Regrets by Vera (Vera_DragonMuse), thor/loki & valkyrie & heimdall & hulk & korg, ragnarok spoilers, 9.5k The journey to Midgard should take a year and a day. Long enough for many things. ✦ What the Thunder Said by kyrilu, thor/loki, ragnarok spoilers, ~1k Days after the battle, Thor’s skin is still sparking lightning. ✦ the silver forked sky by powerfulsound, thor/loki, ragnarok spoilers, nsfw, 1.2k There is a storm, sparking under Thor’s skin. Attracted to it, a magpie to shiny things, Loki is helpless in Thor’s wake. ✦ Reunion by riventhorn, thor/loki, nsfw, ragnarok spoilers, 1.3k After so long apart, Loki can’t help being drawn to Thor. ✦ Privilege to love by will_thewisp, thor/loki, NSFW, ragnarok spoilers, 2.6k He didn’t know why Loki felt the need to fight him on every ground, to hide things that had no business being hidden, but he was determined to meet him on every occasion. To Thor it seemed that Loki fought with himself as much as with Thor. ✦ followed you down by homovikings, thor/loki & heimdall & valkyrie & tony & sif & cast, ragnarok spoilers, 5.3k It’s Asgard but it isn’t. ✦ drowning on your shore by psikeval, thor/loki, ragnarok spoilers, 1.3k Loki, entirely solid, does not flicker and does not flinch. ✦ In my Arms by wetdandelions, thor/loki, NSFW, ragnarok spoilers, 1.2k “I’m here,” says Loki. Set after the end of Thor: Ragnarok. PWP. SPOILERS. ✦ In the Flesh by hjbender, thor/loki, NSFW, ragnarok spoilers, intersex!loki, 6.3k Loki stares back, gives the stopper a gentle toss. It sparkles briefly in the air before he catches it again. “There isn’t anything else you’d like to give me? Nothing you’d like to say? Because”—he spreads his arms and smiles invitingly, both hands suddenly empty—“here I am.” ✦ Nowhere Is Home Unless We’re Both In the Same Place by Velocity_Owl87, thor/loki, ragnarok spoilers, 1.3k After the dust has settled, Thor realizes the implications of Kingship and Asgard’s future mean for him as the new King of Asgard. Thankfully, he doesn’t have to grapple with the situation alone, at least. ✦ Heroes Run Towards Their Problems by Naiveandoptimistic, thor & loki & valkyrie & hulk & korg & cast, ragnarok spoilers, 1.6k Post-Ragnarok. Valkyrie is a drunken hot mess. Loki conceals, Hulk worries, and Thor gives some wisdom. ✦ Not an Illusion by janto321 (FaceofMer), thor/loki, NSFW, ragnarok spoilers, ~1k Loki and Thor find comfort in one another ✦ black sheep and mischief by grim_lupine, thor & loki, ragnarok spoilers, 3.2k A bird alights on Thor’s shoulder and pecks his cheek twice, hard enough to make him wince. “What are you doing?” it warbles in his ear. “Wondering what my brother is doing up at this hour, little bird,” Thor replies. “Will you go ask him for me?” ✦ Never Doubt That I Love You by ValkyrieShepard, thor/loki & heimdall & valkyrie & hulk & cast, NSFW, ragnarok spoilers, 10.6k After Thor’s proposal, Loki pulls away. As Thor is busy trying to rule his people, Loki finds him again, and the two of them scout a possible planet for their people where Thor tries to get through his brother’s walls. There is much Loki has to work through. ✦ after you, i dont know what i believe in by CallicoKitten, thor/loki & valkyrie & bruce & heimdall & cast, ragnarok spoilers, 9.6k aka, the long road to midgard ✦ Crossroads by kyrilu, loki & heimdall, ragnarok spoilers, ~1k As Loki leaves Sakaar with a shipload of former prisoners, Heimdall decides to ‘visit.’ ✦ victory runes by spookykingdomstarlight, thor/loki, ragnarok spoilers, 3.3k A snake couldn’t change its colors, try as he might, trust his own intentions as he wanted to. At this moment, legs braced on either side of Thor’s lap, he couldn’t imagine doing anything to undermine Thor’s rule, his wants, his needs. But tomorrow was another day and Loki’s whims were mercurial.
Holy hell! There’s 1000 of you now!! Thanks so much for sticking around during my shenanigans. Please enjoy this list of some of my favourite fics found on tumblr. (Warning: There may be some triggering angst, please refer to the fics for more detailed warnings). You can find more in my ‘fics I love’ or ‘fics I like’ tag! This isn’t exclusionary in anyway, it’s just a few of the fics I adore.
Most of these are 18+, sorry youngins.
At A Cellular Level (Virgin!Steve): Alex was created as a weapon by AIM. She can control things down to the Cellular level. Altering them so they can be something else. SHIELD rescue her but thanks to years of torture she is damaged and dangerous. Can Steve Rogers get through to her? (@emilyevanston)
Caring Company: You’re sexually frustrated and can’t sleep. Most nights like these, your best friend Steve Rogers keeps you company- it’s always just been platonic and friendly until one night he finally makes a move. (@marvelfic)
Misdialed Call: After an overall bad day, you call your best friend to rant and to vent. But when you accidentally misdial, you end up talking to a complete stranger. What you don’t know is that this stranger may not be a stranger at all. He may even be the world’s first superhero. (Drabble Series)(@avengersandchill)
Heart On The Line(AU): You and Bucky had your differences in college, but now you need a place to stay and he needs a roommate, and in order to make ends meet, you two start a phone sex line together. (@sugardaddytonystark )
Incubus (AU): A mysterious man comes to your rescue when you attract some unwanted attention at a club. It just so happens that he’s a sex demon…(@after-avenging-hours )
Rotten Judgement (AU): Hercules!AU After selling your soul to save your lover’s life, you become one of the Lord of the Underworld’s slave. Bucky is obsessed with one thing: collecting hearts. But why? (@redgillan )
The Friendly Wager(AU): Reader and Bucky Barnes are neighbors and best friends. After yet another bad date, reader comes home to find Bucky with his typical weekend target. They decide to make a wager about dating, but is there more on the line than reader cares to admit? (@just-some-drabbles )
A Lesson In Love (AU): (College!AU) In which you’re assigned to write a story about romance, a subject you know nothing about, and Bucky, a hopeless romantic, offers you his assistance. (@buckyywiththegoodhair )
Love Always Wakes The Dragon: It could be worse. You do have all the luxuries befitting a princess, though one charged with treason. But a gilded cage is still a cage. And the prospect of withering away in this, the tallest tower of the Palace of Asgard, in the same place where your once-betrothed will live and marry and rule from, it’s almost too much to bear. (@sugardaddytonystark )
Terms & Conditions: On a long mission with Clint that has the two of you sharing a small hotel room overseas you make a ‘no strings attached’ agreement to pass the time, but when you see each other for the first time since returning to New York, you’re not sure you can forget him as easily as you had hoped. (@marvelfic)
So, maybe I should calm down and stop crying about INFINITY WAR, except NO, YOU CALM DOWN AND STOP CRYING ABOUT INFINITY WAR!!! THIS IS A TOTALLY REASONABLE AMOUNT OF CRYING ABOUT IW!!
AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR FIC RECS: ✦ if you love something, let it go by theprimrosepath, thor & avengers, infinity war spoilers, 14.5k By now, the Avengers are well-acquainted with grief. But grief is a companion that rarely travels alone, particularly not around a prince. Really, grief is the least of Thor’s problems. ✦ Soft Shocks by stereobone, thor/loki & cast, NSFW, infinity war spoilers, 14k “And why,” says Thor, “would I need to come with you to Jötunheim?” “Ah, well,” Loki says. “They may be under the impression that we’re married.” ✦ Promises by FelicityGS, thor & loki & gamora & cast, infinity war spoilers, 1k The dead have rules. ✦ But Tell It Slant by scioscribe, thor & loki & thanos, infinity war spoilers, 3.7k Thanos smiles. “You remain a liar.” “Oh, until the end,” Loki says. “I learned from the best. May I have my moment with my brother now?” ✦ Beautiful Day in the Neighbourhood by TheOtherOdinson, odin/frigga & loki, infinity war spoilers, 1.2k Valhalla isn’t all it’s cracked up to be for Odin Allfather. Frigga Allmother is making sure of it. ✦ Soft Shocks by stereobone, thor/loki & cast, NSFW, infinity war spoilers, 14k “And why,” says Thor, “would I need to come with you to Jötunheim?” “Ah, well,” Loki says. “They may be under the impression that we’re married.” ✦ To Never Have Loved At All by hitlikehammers, steve/bucky & cast, infinity war spoilers, 2.8k Steve will say they had work to do, and a universe to put to rights. They had people to find and hearts to unbreak. They had a mission. There was no time for any of them to mourn. Steve, as it turns out, says a lot of things that are mostly bullshit. ✦ The Cruelty of a Brother by gaslightgallows (hearts_blood), thor & loki & cast, infinity war spoilers, 1.4k Asgard and her people are alive. One person in particular isn’t happy about that. Thor doesn’t care. ✦ I’m Here (Again) by hjbender, thor & loki & steve/bucky & avengers, infinity war spoilers, 1.5k At the end of it all, the victims of Thanos’s universal genocide return to the world of the living. Thor waits for one in particular—one who, above all others, deserves a second chance. ✦ hath no fury by Bundibird, tony & nebula & cast, infinity war spoilers, 2.1k [Or: After everything, on a silent planet of ruins, Tony’s hands shake as he stares at the dust that coats his fingers.] ✦ as long as there’s sun by triedunture, thor/loki, infinity war spoilers, 1.1k A short take on when Thor went to Nidavellir. ✦ take all you can carry by havisham, steve/bucky & cast, 2.4k Bucky Barnes reassembles himself to a reasonable degree and makes romantic overtures to one Steve Rogers. It’s happened before and will happen again. ✦ Happily Ever After by Loxxlay, thor & loki & gamora & cast, infinity war spoilers, 8.4k wip Thanos is dead, and the universe moves on. Nobody finds it easy. ✦ my reasons for defying reason by gaslightgallows (hearts_blood), thor & loki & valkyrie, infinity war spoilers, 1.9k All his life, Loki has only ever wanted one thing. ✦ The Shining Sun by TheOtherOdinson, thor & loki, infinity war spoilers, 7.9k Death is not absolute. Not if Thor Odinson has anything to say about it. ✦ To Slip Away by MagicalGirlHell, thor & avengers & loki, 9.3k wip Half of everything is gone. The Avengers have lost so much, and now they’re losing Thor. ✦ Run For The Shadows by obiwanjedi, thor/loki & hela, NSFW, infinity war spoilers, 10.3k Loki wakes on Helheim only to discover he isn’t alone. ✦ the devil is not the king of hell by ragnasok, loki & thanos, infinity war spoilers, 1.1k Thanos goes willingly to his death, expecting to open his eyes upon the face of his daughter. It is another who greets him. ✦ Watch Our Souls Fade Away by GloriousBlackout, nebula & tony & gamora & avengers & guardians & cast, infinity war spoilers, 61.1k Nebula and Tony struggle to come to terms with everything they’ve lost as they make the journey back to Earth. Takes place immediately after the events of Avengers: Infinity War. ✦ nanna by biggrstaffbunch, thor & cast, infinity war spoilers, 1.4k Thor, after. ✦ fix you in this moment by victoria_p (musesfool), steve & natasha, infinity war spoilers, ~1k “We’re gonna fix this,” he says, trying for that adamant certainty he’s usually so good at and falling short to his own ears. ✦ He Was Born in Fury and He Lived in Lightning by Sendnukes, thor/loki, NSFW, infinity war spoilers, 6k A million little intimacies. or A lifetime between brothers. ✦ All The Things We Ever Wanted by crowleyshouseplant, gamora & nebula, 2.6k This story takes place in between Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 and Infinity War. It explores the dynamic between Nebula and Gamora, and how their relationship develops after their reconciliation. ✦ Goodnight, Sweet Prince by flute25, loki & frigga, infinity war spoilers, 2.1k In the end, there was darkness.
THOR: RAGNAROK FIC RECS: ✦ Conflict Resolution by TheOtherOdinson, thor & loki, 6.2k After Odin’s death in Norway, Thor and Loki were left alone to deal with their loss and anger. Just the two of them. With no interruptions. ✦ through and through with fire by notbecauseofvictories, thor & loki & hela & valkyrie & cast, 4.3k It takes the combined strength of Thor, Loki, and Valkyrie to drag Hela onto the Grandmaster’s ship, though Loki gets a split lip for his trouble and Hela’s nails leave deep gouges in the leather of Thor’s vambraces. ✦ Plow Around the Bones by scioscribe, thor & loki & heimdall & valkyrie & bruce, 11.5k “Loki Odinson, I have never known what you are. I still do not. I saw potential.” ✦ rebuild all your ruins by ohfreckle, thor/loki, NSFW, 2.3k As Loki tries to settle into his new role on the ship, his thirst for his brother comes round to literally bite him in the ass. ✦ Future Imperfect by Soroka, thor & loki & tony & cast, 38.2k wip Getting his people to Earth is only the beginning of Thor’s problems. ✦ blóðflekkug by incandescent (lmeden), hela & odin & frigga, 4.5k “Hela, my child, do you know what it means to be firstborn?” he asks me.
This is something I’ve been meaning to do for a while, there are so many great works of art out there! These are just some that I’ve reblogged this year. If I haven’t mentioned you, it’s nothing against you or your work personally. I’ll try to make these more often, instead of waiting so long. And without further ado, let’s get into it!
I know that most that are in these fandoms have probably already read these, but I love them and would love to show appreciation to you lovely authors! Also, sorry that I tagged some of you multiple times but I love your work so much. I hope all of you have amazing years!
(P.S. this got very long very quick slowly. Seriously, those who do this every week, are you wizards?)
STRAP IN, YOU GUYS, BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING FOR SOME POST-THOR: RAGNAROK FIC AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE I’M GONNA SCREAM SOME MORE WHEN I FIND IT, BECAUSE THERE’S SOME AMAZING STUFF HERE ALREADY.
THOR: RAGNAROK FIC RECS: ✦ home through shadows journeying by Etharei, thor/loki, NSFW, ragnarok spoilers, 3.5k Life on the ship is a lot like being in limbo. ✦ I Want To Be More by ValkyrieShepard, thor/loki, ragnarok spoilers, 4.4k When Loki comes to visit Thor after everything’s been done, a hug leads to something more intimate. ✦ From The Ashes by IAmJustAlways (ThirtySeven), thor/loki & valkyrie & cast, ragnarok spoilers, 4.9k wip His people could now fit into a single hall in a space ship, and so many of them were children. Too many young faces would grow up without Asgard even as a memory. Of Asgard’s great, famed warriors there was only he and the Valkyrie left. How many healers with Asgard’s secrets resided in this hall, broken? How many of the mighty sorcerers? He had never cared much for books and things metaphorical, but in that moment Thor was ready to weep for all the knowledge lost in Asgard’s great Library. ✦ gage by spookykingdomstarlight, thor/loki, ragnarok spoilers, 3.8k “I don’t recognize the stars here,” Thor said after a pause so long Loki had thought he wouldn’t answer, would ignore him entirely. His voice seemed caught between rocks, spit out through sharp-edged pebbles that could only do what their nature told them to do. ✦ followed you down by homovikings, thor/loki & asgardians, ragnarok spoilers, 1.3k It’s Asgard but it isn’t. ✦ Keep hoping, Keep fighting by will_thewisp, thor/loki, ragnarok spoilers, 1.7k Because that’s what heroes do. Thor gives Loki that hug. Post-Ragnarok (so, SPOILERS). ✦ put out the flames by finalizer, thor/loki & avengers, ragnarok spoilers, 7.2k Thor has his doubts, but he takes Loki back to Earth. Somehow, it gets easier from there. ✦ Here and now by Chelidona (Hobbity), NSFW, thor/loki, ragnarok spoilers, 1.9k Thor: Ragnarok spoilers! A missing scene for which I am sure there are already 100 fanfictions I will soon look for at the end of the movie, a scene that just begged to be expanded. ✦ two by homovikings, thor/loki, ragnarok spoilers, ~1k They move as one. ✦ better stop and rebuild all your ruins by ohliamylia, thor & loki, ragnarok spoilers, 1.3k Thor and Loki regroup. Immediate post-movie tag. ✦ might as well be strangers (but oh, i don’t want to) by EllaYuki, thor/loki, ragnarok spoilers, ~1k as they make their way to commandeer a ship out of sakaar, loki and thor have a conversation in an elevator. (loki’s point of view during the elevator scene.) ✦ Bookie’s post-hug fic by thebookhunter, thor/loki, NSFW, ragnarok spoilers, 2.9k Thor has no intention to stop hugging. Fine by Loki. Like, really, *really* fine.