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How The Avenger’s Ask You Out

Tony Stark (Iron Man)-

Tony shows up to your place of work and insists that you take time to have a conversation with him. It’s a bit embarrassing since all of your coworkers and your boss are staring at the two of you. However, because this is Tony Stark your boss makes quick movements to usher you towards Tony. Tony goes on a long winded speech about how you have some how stuck around longer than he thought and about how he thinks the two of you should go out on a date and see how it goes. The speech catches you so off guard that you can’t respond right away so Tony continues to talk about how great the date will be. The amount of uncertainty in his voice might have been heartbreaking if you were able to focus on it. Instead you quickly accept the proposition. 

Bruce Banner (The Hulk)-

Bruce is incredibly nervous when he asks you out on a date. He sees you as this perfect human being that someone makes him both calm and excited at the same time. So when he finally decides to ask you out, he is terrified of something going wrong. He stutters his way through the question and a conversation that should have taken 30 seconds ends up taking over three minutes. You patiently wait through the whole thing and eventually say yes. As if there was ever any other answer to the question. Once it’s all over Bruce goes back to his work and secretly thinks over every single word he said and he kind of hates himself for how much he stuttered. But you said yes! and that’s all that matters to him. 

Steve Rogers (Captain America)-

Steve’s question comes out as more of a suggestion than an actual question. The two of you haven’t known each other for a very long time and you’re more acquaintances than actual friends. But after having a few conversations with you he finds himself wanting to get to know you better and eventually decides to ask you on a date. So the next time he runs into you he heavily suggests that the two of you go out for lunch some time. He doesn’t want to pressure you or make you feel uncomfortable so he offers a bunch of ways you could get out of it and continuously reminds you that you don’t have to take the offer. You take it anyway of course. 

Clint Barton (Hawkeye)-

Clint is one of the cheesiest people that you have met, and he is not ashamed of that. He asks you out on your first date by tying a letter to one of his arrows and firing it into the side of your house near your door. You hear the impact from inside the house and go to investigate. After reading the note you look around playfully annoyed with the new hole in the side of your building. Clint is standing nearby with his bow still in his hands and when he sees you read the note he walks up to you to get your answer. You roll your eyes at him, but there really isn’t any question. You accept. 

Natasha Romanov (Black Widow)-

Natasha is very forward when she asks you out on a date. She struggles for a very long time about whether or not she wants to ask you out in the first place. Her job is so dangerous she’s terrified that the instant she admits she has feelings for you someone is going to take you away from her. But eventually she decides to do it and she walks up to you and very clearly asks. “Do you want to go on a date with me?” She hasn’t even decided where she wants to take you yet all she cares about is getting an answer for you.

Thor Odinson-

Thor goes all out in his courtship of you. He recognizes that a lot of people simply ask the person they’re interested in, but Thor wants to court his crush in the same way he would court someone on Asgard. So he buys flowers, and candies and shows up at your house at all times of the days with compliments and other random gifts. It’s overwhelming to be sure, but after the embarrassment passes, the gifts are nice and normally the ideas for them come from small details that Thor remembers about you. And after a while of the spoiling he finally asks if you’ll honor him with a date to a nice restaurant that someone recommended for him. 

Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier)- 

Bucky doesn’t know everything about his past, but some of the things he does remember are his flirting abilities. He’s not as suave anymore but he knows how to make someone feel good and he uses that leading up to asking you out on a date. He makes sure that his intentions are clear when he’s interacting with you. He doesn’t want you to wonder if he’s actually flirting with you or if he’s just messing around so he makes sure you know that he’s flirting for real. He doesn’t want to rush anything and he wants to know if you’re interested in him back so he spends a while flirting and gathering your reactions. Finally when he actually asks you out it’s very straight forward. He talks about how much he likes you and enjoys your company and then asks if you would go out to dinner with him. He even offers to take you to a movie afterwards as if he needed to offer anything else to get you to say yes. 

T’Challa (Black Panther)-

T’Challa is another straight forward person who pretty much comes forward and asks you out on a date without much fan fare. However, he does bring along a bouquet of beautiful flowers to accompany his question. After you answer yes he goes into the details of the perfect night that he has planned for the both of you. Even he doesn’t know if he’s trying to impress you or if he’s just excited about the thought of taking you out on a date. 

Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch)-

Wanda hints at asking you out on a date for weeks before she ever actually asks you out on a date. She needs to be absolutely certain that you will answer yes before she actually asks. So for a while she jokes around with you about what dating would be like and if you seem receptive and not horrified by the idea she starts making her plans. She has to create mental barriers for herself so that if she’s met by rejection she won’t be affected by it. Or at least that’s the idea. And even though she could pry into your mind and figure out for certain if you’re interested in her, she doesn’t let herself. Because she doesn’t want a relationship to start with the invasion of your privacy. 

Pietro Maximoff (Quicksilver)-

Pietro asks you out on a date very suddenly. He hypes himself up all day long and when he finally decides to ask you, he zips in front of you, asks very quickly and then runs away immediately. He doesn’t even wait for you to answer. In fact, he actively avoids you for the rest of the day, because he’s terrified of your answer. He loves to pretend he’s untouchable, but when it comes to things close to his heart, he is very protective. It takes you the rest of the day to finally catch up with him and corner him so that he has to talk to you. When you say yes he let’s out a huge sigh of relief and tries to dismiss his actions and act confident again. 

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I’ll be honest - I’m not sure how I feel about this one. I did my best and I’m quite happy with how it ended but I feel like there’s more to Tony and the reader’s relationship that I should’ve explored. However, after the conversation with Loki it was just too long. You guys will let me know what you think. Thanks to @thefallenbibliophilequote for the request. Enjoy, my darlings!

Prompt[s]: What’s the chance that you can do a second part to “The Beast” please?

‘The Beast’ (Part 2)

Part 1

It was the season of ice-cream and lemonade. All the windows in your apartment were wide open, as well as the doors to your balcony, on which you sat. After about twenty minutes of sun-soaking fun, you decided that you couldn’t tolerate the sunshine any more.

Despite the shorts and vest you were currently sporting, you could feel the beads of sweat on your forehead, which no amount of wiping away cleared up permanently. You opened your fridge and pulled out a bottle of water. Just holding it helped you feel cooler, and placing it on the back of your neck, as you closed the fridge with your foot, provided small sweet relief from the heat.

You unscrewed the lid and poured a little water down your throat. Heaven.
“Fuck me, it’s hot…” you sighed to yourself as you ambled down the corridor. You’d already passed your front doorway before you realised someone had been stood in it. You froze.
“Perhaps I might be able to assist with that,” the figure said.

Moving onto your back foot, you leaned backwards and peered around the corner. You knew that face. Surely not…

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anonymous asked:

thor on his shoulders?

If you want to see the God of Thunder curl in himself and hide his neck in his shoulders like a turtle, jab your fingers into his shoulders, especially the area near the collarbone. Don’t worry, Thor needs a firmer touch and you definitely won’t hurt him, but will be rewarded with a nice deep laugh. On a scale from 1-10, Thor’s shoulders are a 6. 

send me a body part + character and I will how ticklish the spot is according to my headcanon

The scenes we NEED in Infinity War.

1. Tony asking for Peter and both respond.
2. Rocket needing Bucky’s metal arm.
3. Thor and Drax comparing their turds.
4. Groot helping Bucky with his mental state. Bucky even shares his plums with Groot.
5. “I am T'Challa, King of Wakanda.” “I am Groot.”
6. Somebody saying ‘No shit Sherlock’ and Stark and Strange give each other a knowing look.
7. They also bond over their facial hair.
8. Steve telling someone to watch their language and Drax asks how he can watch language.
9. Both Peters bonding over their retro tech.
10. Rocket and Stark drinking and creating robotics together.
11. An arm wrestle between Gamora and Nat.
12. Mantis getting Wanda and Vision together
13. Rocket hitting on a fox. “Rocket, she can’t talk.” “Of course she can! She’s just shy!”
14. Clint and Peter opening a little salon. Peter likes braiding Bucky’s hair the most.
15. Bucky waking up, seeing Natasha and smiling. “Why are you smiling?” “I remember you.”