thor lost

for my brother.

so you guys, about a month my brother and his dog, thor, were shot. my brother didn’t make it but luckily thor did. my brother loved thor more than anything and he’d make sure thor was fed before he’d even feed himself. Thor is just a big loving baby who was my brothers bestfriend. Thor suffered a gunshot wound to the head and he’s doing better but taking care of my brother’s baby is definitely a challenge. it’s my family’s mission to make sure thor has the best life he can ever have. I lost my brother and Thor lost his master, his caretaker, and his bestfriend as well so you can understand how hard this can be on everyone. my family started a gofundme. any donation is helpful..no donation is ever too small and if you can’t donate please just share. literally anything helps you guys. please love those close to you, peace and love <3

Movie Date

Pairings: Peter Parker x Reader, slight Stony

Request:

Could you please write a Peterxreader where reader is the youngest member of the team. One day they have a movie date in the tower and the team spies on them?Could it be in the point of view of the team?[bonus points if deadpool is in it] thanks <3            


Wade has created a chatroom.

Wade has added Natasha, Tony, Thor, Bruce, Steve, Clint, Vision.

Clint: What, Wade?!

Tony: Can we text later? You’re going to distract me!

Bruce: I need to ask, but is it not weird that us, adults, are spying on Y/N and Peter, our youngest and most loved members movie date in a very cramped up spot?

Natasha: If you don’t like it, then you can leave, Banner. It’s not weird. We are just being protective parental units/uncles/adopted android sibling.

Vision: Overprotective*

Steve: Should they be sitting so close? Natasha, should they? Maybe I should go in and sit between them.

Tony: I will kick your ass, Rogers! Don’t you dare ruin their date!

Thor: Grab him, Stark! I shall lay Mjolnir upon him so he may not move.

Steve: Try it and I will run off with Mjolnir!

Thor: You? Worthy? HA! Do not fight us!

Steve: I know you have your doubts. I know deep down you know that I was faking not being able to lift Mjolnir. Would you like to test me?

Thor: Anyone has any rope?

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Dating Loki Laufeyson Would Include...

- Loki first being attracted to you because you’re the only Asgardian who doesn’t fear him.

- You being able to look through all his trickery to see the broken man he actually is.

- Being completely spoiled.

- Breaking Loki out of his prison cell and the two of you running away together.

- Dancing around in fields and forests together.

- Loki loving to carry you places.

- Huge, bone-crushing hugs.

- Rough, possessive sex when Loki is feeling insecure.

- “Y-you belong to me. I am a god. I am in control of you, love.”

- Seriously, rough sex. Spanking, choking, sloppy kissing, pinned down, tear-jerking sex.

- Plopping down on his lap after he steals the throne.

- Always sitting on his lap when he sits on the throne.

- Showing you how to do some of his magic/tricks.

- Growing up together.

- Stealing his uniform and parading it around, imitating him to make Thor laugh after he lost Jane.

- Insisting on braiding and playing his Loki’s hair.

- That’s how you discover Loki’s hair-pulling kink.

-”Harder, love. C’mon, pull harder.”

- Being the only one who can make Loki keel over with laughter.

I missed you

Loki x Reader

Genre: SO MUCH ANGST

Word Count: 1,383

Summary: You find out that your husband, Loki was still alive after falling from the Bifrost, and you were determined to see him. Although, when you do, it is not hugs and kisses like you expected from reuniting with the love of your life.

AN: mmkayyy, so my first shot at actually writing something, tell me if you like it. I just needed some good and frustrating ANGST. If y’all like it, maybe I’ll write more. If not, I’ll probably hide in my shell and never write again. Feedback is always welcome tho 


“I command you let me through!” You were yelling at the two guards blocking the path to the dungeons, or as you thought, your path to Loki. “We have orders from the Allfather, Lady Y/N,” they replied. “I don’t understand why I am forbidden to see my own husband.”

You had been arguing for almost an hour before you heard a familiar voice boom through the hallway. “Let her pass!” Whipping your head, you saw familiar golden locks and a sympathetic look from Thor. “He has already been sentenced to life in those dungeons. No need to keep him from reuniting with his dear wife" 

Thor put an arm around your shoulder and interrupted the guards before they could speak again, “Come! I will escort you to my brother”

After passing through the large doors and turning a corner, Thor stopped to look at you and sighed. “Lady Y/N, I know you must miss him but you cannot just bother these dungeons. He cannot be trusted. He is not the same Loki you grew up with centuries ago… that Loki fell from the Bifrost” He held your shoulders and you know that he means well but you couldn’t help but feel anger start to bubble up inside you.

“How is he different? He’s made mistakes but don’t we all? Thor, I lost him once but I know he is still my Loki.” You looked at Thor hoping he would understand, and sighed. “And even if he weren’t… I’d love him all the same.”

 Thor let out a second deep sigh and let go of your shoulders. “I hope he knows that.” You continued walking until you and Thor reached a rather large and furnished cell and saw the raven hair you missed running your fingers through.

“I must go now. I might need to speak to father before the guards do.” Thor turned and walked away before stopping to shortly look back between you and Loki. After Thor had left, you walked closer to the cell in front of you.

“Loki,” You spoke quietly but loud enough for him to slightly turn his head to the side.

His hair was much longer from the last time you saw him. From what you could see, his eyes looked sunken and his face was a sickly pale color.

“Loki,” You repeated and he furrowed his brows before standing up and turning to you. “What are you doing here?” He spoke harshly and glared. You were confused for a moment. He seemed angry and ashamed all at once but you still missed the sound of his voice after it had stopped flowing from his lips.

“I wanted to see you.” You continued keeping your voice at a whisper. He scoffed and looked away. You didn’t understand what you were feeling. You wanted to kiss him and punch him all at once. He left you but he’s here now. You started to feel the tears prick at your eyes and you looked down at your feet, from being so overwhelmed, you assumed.

“Did you miss me?” You heard Loki’s voice mock and you looked up to see his back turned to you once again.

Your tears subsided and whatever you were feeling turned into anger. Angry at him for everything; for leaving you and letting you cry at night, for mocking you now and for not seemingly missing you at all. At the same time you were angry at yourself for still wanting feel his lips against yours.

You furrowed your brows and raised your voice a little louder, “No, Loki. I didn’t.” Loki turned back to face you and looked taken aback, all you could do was let out a laugh and wipe the tears away. “I didn’t miss you at all. I didn’t miss the one person I called my friend. I didn’t miss the person I married. Gods, I didn’t miss having someone hold me at night or comfort me when I cried!” You were screaming and tears were falling hard at this point and you were trying to look anywhere but him.

“Y/N, I-” He started but you quickly interrupted him, not caring how much your voice cracked. “Of course I missed you, Loki” Your voice was back to a whisper and you looked back at your feet. You didn’t realize you had walked as close as you could to the cell. “I died when I heard what happened.” You let out a sigh and continued, “All I wanted was to see you again…” You looked up to see he looked… Sad. He had tears in his eyes but his mouth was turned downward like he was disgusted, not with you, but himself.

“I’m sorry, Y/N” Two words from his lips and all you wanted to do was hug him.  You just missed the feeling of him. You didn’t realize you were crying now just looking at his face.

“Why did you leave me? Why didn’t you tell me that you were okay? That you were alive?” You just wanted to know and every part of you was relieved that he was alive but hurt that he kept himself away from you and let you mourn.

“I couldn’t, Y/N.” he turned away again and started to walk towards his bed and you wanted to throw your slipper at him. “Why not!?” You yelled and he stopped moving completely. You saw his body stiffen and he let out a deep sigh.

“Y/N…”

“Did you not want to be with me?” You didn’t even understand what was coming out of your mouth. You wanted an answer. Something to explain why you didn’t eat for months and cried yourself to sleep, wishing you had fallen from the Bifrost. You just wanted him back with you.

“Of course I wanted to be with you, Y/N!” Loki yelled and interrupted your thoughts quickly. “Everyday, I wish to be beside you again. To hold you while you sleep. To be out of this accursed cell and be wherever you are!” He was running his fingers roughly through his hair, causing the slicked back locks to fall out of place. “But I couldn’t…”

“Why not!?” You yelled again

"I’m a monster, Y/N!” He looked at you full of rage. Not particularly at you but at everything. He wanted the world to melt away. “I couldn’t take it and especially after what I’ve done, I was too ashamed to even think of holding you again.” He sat on a small chair and put his head in his hands. You know what happened in Midgard but frankly, didn’t care when they told you he was okay.

“Did you at least try?” Your voice was cracking, you weren’t even sure if Loki could still hear you. All he did was sigh again before speaking up, not moving from his spot. “I wasn’t strong enough to try… I was too weak.”

“Were you too weak… or too selfish” You were hurting all over and your chest felt like a sack of bricks. It worsened when you saw a tear slip past Loki’s palm. “I don’t deserve you, Y/N…” He was near sobbing and it made your heart burn and caused you to choke back a sob yourself but you were just as mad.

"Loki, please… Just look at me” Your voice was still cracked but you had managed to cease the tears that were falling from your eyes. He looked up at you and you saw the tears that covered his cheeks.

“I’m not strong enough to try anymore, Y/N” He started to whisper, afraid that he wouldn’t be coherent if all you could hear was sobbing when he raised his voice. Hearing his words, your tears pushed out once more. You could feel your heart tearing itself to pieces. It felt worse than when you heard about his “death”. You felt hopeless. He was not the monster he believed himself to be nor did you believe he ever will be, but it seemed like he was the shell of your Loki.

“I missed you, Loki” you whispered one last time and turned around to leave when he put his head back in his hands and started to choke back his sobs.

“I missed you too, Y/N" 


Part 2 “Safe”

Imagine, Loki and Thor have a long-lost elder sister who was kidnapped by the frost giants as a baby and who is rightful heir to the throne of Asgard. However, she was raised as a Jotun and to believe that Asgardians are barbaric monsters so her arrival in Asgard is difficult for everyone.  She hates her Aesir form, though Loki secretly finds it very attractive (very secretly because he still knows nothing about his origins and thinks she’s his sister). She also finds Asgard uncomfortably hot and strips down to the barest apparel at any opportunity making life increasingly uncomfortable for Loki.  Only when she’s finally had enough and runs off ’home’ back to Jotunheim does Loki, who goes to rescue her, come face to face with his own heritage and the revelation that he needn’t keep his attraction a secret any longer.

Novel Length | Stony Fic Recs

Long chaptered fics with delicious slow burn and world building. 

Last updated 4/2/2017.

Fics over 50k words.

Just before the events of Iron Man, a baby is left on Tony’s doorstep. He wants nothing to do with it at first, but his time in Afghanistan changes his mind and Tony vows to become a better man for his son’s sake.

Six years ago, without the Avengers Initiative there to save the day, scientist Dr. Eric Selvig sacrificed himself to save the world, the almighty demi-god Thor was lost to a terrible storm, and vigilante Iron Man – spotted with a nuclear weapon trying to take advantage of the situation – was forever labelled an enemy of SHIELD.

This is a comic book office AU, where Steve is defrosted a year too late, Thor has forgotten who he is, and no one knows Tony is Iron Man.

Also includes: office pranks, inappropriate post-it notes, and superheroes who like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain

Steven Rogers never wanted to be king, but he knows his duty, and he does it well. Lord Tony Stark, the king’s appointed consort, does his duty as well, even though he’d enjoy his duty more if it actually involved sleeping with the king. As it doesn’t, he’s just resigned. The war that made Steve king and cost him nearly everything may be over, but a meeting of old enemies might stir up some ghosts none of them are prepared for.

Steve Rogers has plenty of friends. He just doesn’t know two of them are the same man.

That’s just how Tony Stark/Iron Man likes it. Until he comes to regret it.

And Tony realizes that working out who the Winter Soldier used to be and who he is now are two entirely different things.

Soulmates have their first words to each other written on their wrists. This should make it easy. For Steve and Tony, it is anything but. Steve’s problem is that the future he has awoken into is nothing he was ever expecting: he has a soulmate now. Who might be a robot. And if his soulmate is Iron Man, how can he be so attracted to Tony Stark? It should be impossible. Tony’s problem is that he is Iron Man, his soulmate is a man whom he in no way deserves, and he is going to fight everything in his heart and do his best to make sure Steve never, ever finds out the whole truth.

A visit from a Reed Richards from a parallel world convinces Tony and Steve that they must do whatever they can to prevent their world from falling into Civil War. They can save the world…but at what cost to themselves?

After a tragic accident, Steve is given a chance to go back in time and deliver a warning to Tony in the hope of avoiding their fate. Something’s gone wrong, though, because this is not his world he’s ended up in. And that is definitely not his Tony who’s planning to delete his own brain.

Sometimes your second chance isn’t at all what you were expecting.

Where Steve doesn’t quite die, ends up stranded in the multiverse and would quite like to know how the hell so many versions of himself ended up sleeping with Tony Stark. Well, that’s going to make things a tad awkward when he gets home.

Age of Ultron-based, but not entirely canon compliant. Written for the 2013 Cap-Iron Man Reverse Big Bang. Ultron has attacked, obliterating most of the world’s superheroes and resistance in a matter of hours. The remaining heroes band together and share what strength they have to get through it, to survive, and defeat Ultron once and for all. Steve Rogers grieves in the wake of the disaster and the heroes’ defeat, and no one knows if he will be able to provide the leadership they need–but Tony Stark isn’t about to let him slip away that easily.

When Tony and Steve’s son from the future, Jake Jensen, arrives at Avenger’s Tower, the two of them are forced to confront some hard truths: Tony that he might not actually become a horrible father, and Steve that he might not be able to set aside his discomfort with sharing a child with another man. When they both get a second chance at a first try at fatherhood, it’s up to the two of them to learn from their own future’s past.

Tony Stark spent his childhood making weapons, filling the hole his father left in the world when he succumbed to alcohol, grief, and his own demons. At the age of fifteen, he ran away from home, and made it as far as MIT before all of his responsibilities caught up to him. Now seventeen, he just wants to finish his degree and escape from everything connected to the Stark name.

Steve Rogers crashed into the icy North Atlantic in the 1940’s, sacrificing himself to save the world. He never expected to wake up, and now that he has, he’s not sure he’s glad. The US Army has other plans for him, but for now, Steve is slowly learning to live life in the 21st century, and taking classes at Boston College. He’s beginning to suspect that there is no escape.

Boston College is on the T’s Green Line. MIT is on the Red. The two lines meet at the Park Street Station, and so will Steve and Tony.

Tony goes to see Wanda, and suddenly Steve is alive and there are Skrulls! Or maybe Tony is just going crazy. Nothing happens in this fic, until the very end. Seriously. There’s a lot of talking, mostly at inopportune moments, Tony’s views on the acceptable gifts to give people are slightly different from everyone else’s and he spends more time than would seem necessary being (half-)naked. What else is new?

When Captain Steve Rogers wakes from an injury-induced coma, a lot has changed in the battle against the Kaiju. There are new Jaegers with new pilots, new advances in the study of the beasts, even new rules in the Shatterdome. It’s starting to seem like they’re finally ready to defeat the monsters once and for all, but first Steve must learn to get along with his new team of pilots. Especially the troublesome Tony Stark, who’s proving to be harder to deal with than the Kaiju problem itself.

A story of recovery. In a world without superheroes, Tony Stark, the disinherited son of a billionaire, goes to Afghanistan as an embedded media star, only to be held hostage for months until he’s rescued. During his recovery, his therapist Doctor Bruce Banner prescribes an unusual treatment; volunteer work at a rehab center. He meets an eclectic assembled group including a vet who thinks he’s Thor, a physical therapist who might be a spy, and an all American hero, Steve Rogers. It is Steve Rogers, the soldier in a coma, who captures his interest and, eventually, his heart.

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A series rewriting MCU verse, beginning with an alternate version of Iron Man 2, in which, instead of Natasha, Steve got assigned to help Tony while the genius was slowly dying of Palladium poisoning. Continues there in unfolding Steve’s and Tony’s journey through acceptance, trust, and eventually love.

Steve takes things like personal responsibility and respect seriously. Tony’s got people he pays to take care of that kind of thing, and anyway, he’s pretty sure that he’s going to die of some exotic disease in his workshop, because Dummy’s still a little spotty about what is ‘clean’ enough to put on an open wound. The rest of the Avengers are in this for personal gain, except for Clint, he just enjoys being a dick.And some things shouldn’t be a chore.

Tony Stark is Iron Man.

Before that, he was an man with bigger heart than brain. Before that, he was an asshole with a bigger mouth than sense. And before that, he was was a scared little boy. Not that it matters. Stark’s always have had iron in their backbone.

Tony has been held by Stane since his escape from Afghani terrorists, marked dead in the eyes of the world while Stane is free to use his mind, inventions, and company as he sees fit. Tony feels there’s nothing he can do and has resigned himself to death to save those he loves. That would be when JARVIS lets Captain America stumble into his old lab.

Steve has been wandering Avengers Mansion in the steps of a ghost, seeing empty spaces, and recurring oddities that mean nothing to anyone but him. He doesn’t know who left them, or why the ghost lingers. It isn’t even until he enters a dusty lab that things start to fall into place as he meets Anthony, a computer program named for its creator Anthony Stark.

There were days when the realization that he was someone’s father made Steve’s head hurt, but mostly he was grateful that he could trust his instincts, because apparently Peter was what had been missing from his life. Yes, he still had lingering, unresolved issues from his time in the Army, and sure, he had what Bucky annoyingly referred to as a criminally untapped ass, and no life outside of work and Peter, but Steve was okay with how his life had turned out because of trusting his instincts.

Unfortunately, those same instincts had straight up betrayed him by going absolutely haywire upon being exposed to Tony Stark.

Tony is a King with a surprising number of people out to kill him. Steve and the rest of the Avengers are fighting for Pierce’s rebellion and end up with Tony as their prisoner. Oops.

Basically one of those bodice-ripping romance novels I don’t read (ahem) but with far more gay.

A story of revolution.Captain Steve Rogers is just trying to pay off his debt to SHIELD, carting cargo from the Rim worlds to the Inner Belts in his bucket of bolts ship, the Howling Commando. He keeps a low profile and makes sure his crew is safe and happy. But the universe has a different plan for the once highly decorated Captain of the Honor Guard. The universe drops a Courtesan by the name of Tony Stark into his life. The Captain doesn’t like it, but Bucky convinces him that providing transport to the most elusive Courtesan in the Guild could be their ticket to freedom. His crew from the engineer with anger management issues to the pilot who may be a beautiful but deadly assassin wants him to take the commission. What ends up being a simple commission puts his crew in jeopardy and could change all of humanity, because the Courtesan is not really just a pretty face and the Captain of the Honor Guard can fall in love far too easily with a man of conviction - and Tony Stark is a man of conviction.

  • Newborn series by Ilerre | M | 109k | infidelity, body modification, read all warnings

It all started when they stopped trusting each other.

“Billionaire, genius, engineer, philanthropist, submissive.  Yeah, submissive.  Any questions?”

OR

Yet another BDSM-AU.  

So Jarvis is the one who pulls her up onto her feet, presses a tool into one hand and a book into the other and tells her to create. Tells her that if the numbers and the shapes and images in her mind hurt so bad then she should build them, should give them form so that they can finally leave her alone.

Jarvis is the one who finally teaches her how to breathe.

Or

Toni Stark grows up with the tale of Icarus swirling in the back of her mind. Instead of taking it as a precautionary tale about hubris and overreaching she decides it’s more about the limitations of wax.

Years later when she builds herself wings of her own she makes sure to build them out of better material.

He’s The Captain?

This was not good. This was so not good.

There were theories of course, of what The Captain would look like. Most followed the typical Hollywoodesque belief that he was some version of the Godfather, sitting in a dark room with a cigar, commanding his forces with a flick of his wrist. There were even some that even thought that The Captain was not one person, but a whole network of people with eyes and ears everywhere.

The blonde Adonis in front of him was definitely not what Tony was expecting.

Of course, in the end it didn’t matter.

There was a reason no one knew what The Captain looked like.

Because anyone who saw his face never lived to tell the tale.

  • Sins of Omission by Kiyaar | E | 155k - WIP | dark, torture, skrulls (be warned: this hasn’t been updated since 2013)

A Post-Civil War, Pre-Secret Invasion AU where Steve is dead, Tony’s a mess, and everything sucks.

In which Tony deals poorly with Steve’s death, falls off the wagon, sees ghosts, and misses a lot.

Oh, and the Skrulls are about to invade.

When an experiment goes awry, Tony thinks he may have found an answer to his problems and Steve faces something he’s been avoiding for a very long time.

Two men. Two worlds. Life during wartime. 

When Tony was a prince and Steve was his manservant, they were young and reckless and hopelessly in love. But an attack on Tony’s life convinces Steve that he can’t protect Tony, so he leaves in the dead of night to train until he can. Ten years later, Steve returns to the kingdom a strong and able knight, but his king is both furious and broken-hearted. 

Tony is no stranger to paternity claims from his female conquests, there’s a system in place for them. But when one of the tests actually comes back positive, he makes a rash decision to not tell anyone about it, not even Pepper Potts. All Mary Parker wants is for Tony to spend a little time with their son. Tony has a lot to think about in his life now, how he wants to run his company, how his life is going to change with the arc reactor, and what he’s going to do about his son, Peter. Then, the Avengers Initiative pops up, and in waltzes his childhood hero, and enemy, Captain America.

The adventures of Tony as a mutant; how he learned to accept himself and his subsequent growth into his own. Hijinks ensue.


Leaked lines from Thor Ragnarok
  • Thor: I'm lost in space, my hammer has been destroyed, and Hela has destroyed all of Asgard.
  • Dr. Strange: Wow, sounds like we're in a 'hella' bad situation.
  • Thor: ...did I miss something? Were you jesting?
  • Bruce: Way to 'hammer' in that pun, Strange.
  • Thor: I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR MIDGARDIAN HUMOR

Imagine Loki falling in love with one of his servants. Who so happened to be a lost daughter to a powerful family, and has lost her memory. The only thing keeping them apart is his betrothal to another realm Daughter to keep the peace with Asgard. This princess is madly in love with Loki to the point of contemplating on killing Thor. So that Loki many take the throne! ( inspiration from Hellfire :“> )

Originally posted by animated-gif-library

Dog The Destroyer

Requested By Anon

Pairings: Can be read as a Bucky x Reader


Star-Lord has created a chatroom.

Star-Lord has invited Y/N, Drax, Groot.

Star-Lord: Y/N, tell Drax he doesn’t have to take EVERYTHING I say literally.

Y/N: Drax, don’t take everything Peter says literally.

Drax: I can’t take words.

Star-Lord: SEE WHAT I MEAN!

Groot: I am Groot.

Y/N: You’re right, Groot.

Star-Lord: Yes, he’s Groot.

Groot: I am Groot.

Y/N: Yeah, he is quite stressed.

Star-Lord: How do you understand him?!

Groot: I am Groot.

Y/N: Haha! Right?!

Drax: They are talking about you, Quill.

Star-Lord: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

Groot: I am Groot.

Y/N: I would love to help but I have to give Bucky his gift.

Star-Lord: Help with what?! …Where’s MY gift?

Drax: Don’t be rude. They are having a conversation.

Star-Lord: We have to go. I’ll talk to you soon, Y/N!

Y/N: Tell Gamora and Rocket I said hi!

Star-Lord has left the chat.

Groot has left the chat.

Y/N: … Don’t you have to go too, Drax?

Drax: If they are dying, I will go.

Y/N: …Okay.

Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: Y/N! I am distressed!

Y/N: Pikachu, why is that?

Thor: I HAVE LOST MY SANDWICH!

Drax: How do you lose a sandwich? It does not have legs to go anywhere.

Thor: SILENCE MAN I DO NOT KNOW! 

Drax: I am not making any noise.

Thor: Who is this man, Y/N?

Drax: I am Drax. My name is right there, see.

Thor: … You do not say.

Drax: Yes, I am not saying, I am typing.

Y/N: Can’t you make another one?

Thor: I had brought back the finest ingredients in all of the nine realms when I last went to Asgard. It was no ordinary midgardian sandwich. It took me two hours to make! I had enough ingredients to make one for you too. I would bring it to you but it is not safe to leave the kitchen with it.

Y/N: That’s so sweet of you, thank you. Why’s it not safe?

Thor: Barton is trying to steal it! I have managed to fend him off. He has retreated to the vents but I fear he will appear at any moment now. I lost one sandwich, I will not lose this one!

Y/N: It’s alright, Thor. You can have that one.

Thor: Are you sure?

Y/N: Yes. You can make me another one when you go back to Asgard.

Thor: Thank you! You truly are the kindest one on the team.

Thor has left the chat.

Drax: Don’t you have to give Bucky his gift?

Y/N: Not really. I got him a German Shepard puppy! When he comes back from his mission with Steve he’ll see the cutie running around.

Drax: I do not know what beast this German Shepard is but is it safe to leave it to run free at your base?

Y/N: Yeah! It’s just a puppy. What harm could it do?

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: WHY IS THERE A DOG EATING A SANDWICH IN MY LAB?!

Drax: So that is how Thor’s sandwich escaped.

Tony: Who are you?!

Y/N: Isn’t he cute, Tony?! I got him as a gift for Bucky!

Drax: I am not cute.

Y/N: I mean the puppy.

Drax: I am fierce.

Y/N: I know.

Tony: The dog is adorable but the lab is no place for it!

Bruce has joined the chat.

Bruce: TONY GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE! MAYBE THEN YOU’D SEE THAT THIS DOG IS KNOCKING OVER ALL OUR EQUIPMENT!

Bruce: NO!! NOW THE CHEMICALS

Tony: DON’T HULK OUT!

Bruce has been disconnected.

Tony has been disconnected.

Y/N: IS MY SON SAFE OMG

Drax: You have a son?

Y/N: The puppy, Drax.

Steve has joined the chat.

Steve: I heard screaming and an explosion. Are you okay?!

Y/N: I am but I don’t think Tony and Bruce are…

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: STEVE

Bucky: Y/N

Bucky: I have just seen the cutest puppy (and the most hyper but that’s fine because he can keep up with me on runs) ever

Bucky: Can we keep him?

Bucky: PLEASE

Y/N: Of course! I got him as a gift for you.

Bucky: I must marry you.

Steve: Slow down there, lovebirds! Who’s going to look after him on missions?

Drax: They are not birds.

Steve: …hi?

Drax: Hello.

Bucky: I promise to take care of him!

Steve: … I don’t know.

Y/N: Please, Steve? Look at my Bucky. He’s so happy!

Brock Rumlow has joined the chat.

Brock Rumlow: Your Bucky.

Steve: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE

Brock Rumlow has left the chat.

Steve: COME BACK HERE

Steve has left the chat.

Bucky: Thank you so much, Y/N. This is the best gift ever!

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: SOME DOG JUST CHEWED UP ALL MY SNEAKERS!

Bucky: Hmm, we need to name him.

Bucky: And get him toys.

Drax: Name him Dog the Destroyer, like me, Drax the Destroyer.

Pietro: 1. Who are you? 2. I agree with the destroyer part because this dog is going through the base like a damn tornado! 3. DID YOU ADOPT A HELLHOUND BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT HE IS

Nat has joined the chat.

Nat: Vision has been mistaken for a chew toy.

Pietro: Never mind. I like the dog.

Pietro has left the chat.

Bucky: Don’t let him chew on Vision!

Bucky: He could hurt himself!

Nat: Oh and the pup is gone off to find his next victim. Are we keeping him? Because I love him already.

Y/N: YES.

Bucky: … Not we. I. I’m keeping him. He’s mine.

Nat: Yours but I’ll be his favorite human :)

Nat has left the chat.

Bucky: NO

Bucky has left the chat.

Drax: I like this dog.

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Peter: I never thought I’d say this but… A dog ate my homework.

Y/N: I am so sorry! I’ll help you redo it.

Peter: Thanks. Is the dog an Avenger now? He should be because that is one strong dog.

Y/N: I guess. Don’t tell Wade though. He’ll get jealous.

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Clint: Why did Steve give a patriotic scream??? Why was there an explosion??? Why are Bucky and Nat arguing and why is Y/N and Peter saying that they’ll be the real favorite as they watch them??? Why is there a puppy watching me type this??? Why does the pup have Sam’s goggles in his mouth???  Why does nobody tell me anything??? Why does Thor make such a delicious sandwich??? I feel like I’m floating??? What did he put in it??? It was unlike anything I’ve ever eaten???

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Frost (Chapter Nineteen)

So this chapter is adorable. Like… the most adorable. I definitely want to hear what your guys favorite part is!

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Tony kissed Thor goodbye, then Loki as he left the breakfast table in Thor’s study and headed out to whatever it was he did in the workshop all day.

Loki stood next, tossing his napkin into his plate and glancing around the empty room before clearing his throat.

“Thor.”

“Yes?” Thor put his water down and raised his eyebrows. “What is–oh.” He smiled when Loki slid onto his lap, and eagerly wrapped an arm around the trim waist. “Good morning.”

“Good morning.” Loki still sounded unsure and Thor was careful not to hold him too tightly just in case he was feeling like running. “You are… busy today?”

“I am not.” Thor shook his head. “The tournament is day after tomorrow so we are not practicing today.”

“And Kings do not have to do manual labor?” Loki asked teasingly and Thor pinched him lightly.

“Of course not. I might ruin my royal cape.”

“Ah yes, of course.” Loki’s lips curled in a slight smile. “Whatever was I thinking?”

“Hm.” Thor agreed, studying Loki curiously. “Would you like to spend the day together? If our Anthony is going to lock himself away working all day, perhaps you and I could–”

“It has been many years since you and I spent more than a few hours in each other’s presence.” Loki pointed out. “Perhaps we are no longer as comfortable together as we used to be. It could be awkward.”

“We spend every night in the same bed, and do not think twice about it.” Thor argued good naturedly. “Anthony lying between us doesn’t change the fact that we are close enough to feel each other breathe. And there is nothing awkward about that, is there? Unless you feel so and just have not said?”

“I suppose not.” Loki said dubiously and Thor cocked his head to study the brunette.

“I would enjoy the time with you, the chance to be together with no distractions, and–”

“Our Anthony is not a distraction.” Loki’s eyes sparked in warning, and Thor hushed him with a finger to his lips.

“I never would suggest that in a negative sense. But we both know when our love is here, neither of us can focus on anything else. It wasn’t until I was away for a few days that you and he could find your way together. There is no shame in needing to be alone to clear our minds.”

“I would like to spend some time together.” Loki admitted, looking down at his hands. “I am not altogether sure what this is between us exactly, and thought we could talk about it.”

“Of course.” Thor cupped Loki’s jaw, unable to help his gaze from dropping to his lips. “Let us spend the day together.”

“Very well, then.”

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anonymous asked:

Avengers favorite desserts? ~walking in the woods Anon

Anon I am loving these, thank you so much!

Steve would love a good ol’ sundae. He grew up in the 40s, they were part of the “scene” he rarely got a part in (he didn’t have the luxury of spending money on thing that weren’t necessary). Bucky on the other hand loves a cheesecake. New York, yo.

Tony’s favourite dessert is tiramisu because it’s just enough of a hassle to be worth it while Wanda likes a good pavlova. Natasha usually counts a tub of ice cream as dessert but if asked, she’d probably say baklava. Thor lost his mind when he had apple pie for the first time and so now he’s always down to devour any and every pie he can get. Sam goes for creme caramel and owns it.

And Clint’s favourite dessert is coffee.

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-  Do you see the difference ?

Loki wants to make his mother proud.
Thor wants to make his father proud.