To those of you who didn’t know, my first blog on this site was mrhiddles years ago. My old art makes me want to go back to my old style a lot, though I’ve learned to make Loki’s forehead smaller these days. I will ALSO be making a new Thor/Loki comic soon to print and pre-order, so keep an eye out for that around early December.
Inspired by that one popular Deadpool post from forever ago! (I may be cheating because I’m technically including multiple incarnations, but they all “count” as him in some way- no alternate universes or timelines- so shaddup. The distinctions between them obviously matter, but not for the purposes of this list.)
He was in the Marvel universe 13 years before Thor was
He has “put a terrible slash on the internet” (Yes, that kind)
He likes Daft Punk
He likes Wicked
He got to use Mjolnir once. Against Thor. For the good side.
He identifies as both male and female, is clear about it, and other characters acknowledge it
He’s the patron god of certain sex acts
He basically killed himself twice to escape his evil baggage from the past (and then his mind to escape future evil baggage)
He wore the Guy Fawkes mask once
He’s also worn the X-Men uniform
He goes by the “God(dess) of Stories” now
He wasn’t evil enough to be elected president
Really, to sabotage his own campaign, he just called people lighting cars on fire over him idiots, clarified that he wasn’t “evil” anymore, and said he planned to basically play by the rules if elected
While “trying” to become president (he actually wasn’t), he made sure to face off against a woman whose life he’d ruined in the past so that she’d look like a hero when everyone realized she was right about him, which did great things for her career
When he was forced to erase his memories and “change,” he only made sure to remember that he loved Thor and his one friend, Verity, who believed in him
He used to secretly hire Deadpool and Gambit to run cons for him, then would trick them into thinking they’d betrayed each other to get himself off the hook
He named his hellhound puppy after Thor when he died
He’s totally a selfie person
He hates the word “smooch”
When he was trapped on earth with false memories (due to his own spell), he was a friendless, nerdy child. When others explained to him what was going on, he quickly regained his memories, led them through a convoluted set of steps create a second spell to free everyone else from their own fake memories, and then…. turned out to have not regained his memories at all. He thought they were role-playing with him. The new “spell” failed at a critical moment.
He was the protagonist, antagonist, and “innocent victim that died at the beginning to kick the story off” of one series, all at the same time.
He was once locked in a tree by Odin. The only way to escape was if someone cried because of his situation (the joke being that no one ever would, since everyone hated him). After a long time, he finally built up enough willpower to fling a leaf into someone’s eye, /technically/ drawing a tear that existed because of his situation.
Sleipnir, Loki’s 8-legged horse child from the original mythology, technically does exist somewhere in the universe. Other canon children include the Fenris Wolf and the Midgard Serpent. He’s even rumored to be the father of Hela, Queen of the Dead, but neither of them have any idea if that’s true or not, especially since she has existed longer than he has
He actually time-traveled and tricked Odin into adopting him
He once dramatically took the form of a unicorn
“Loki’s the bad guy! Sauron multiplied by that antiDumbledore guy cubed! His alignment is totally chaotic evil! He sends misogynist abuse for the lulz!” - His playful description of his more evil past self
Loki and Tony would hunt down anyone and anything that hurts kids,side effect that Loki would adopt the kid,so remember,if you have unkind parents,you can always call Loki your mom,everyone is his kid,i don’t make the rules
i could tell you i was under an enchantment that warped my whole personality… an inversion spell strong enough to let me lift the hammer of thor. not mention beat the crap out of him with it. i could tell you that. it’s all true. ( for @bardinsp . )