Captain America: Red Skull grabs an Infinity Stone with his bare hands, gets his face melted off like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Guardians of the Galaxy: “Yeah, Infinity Stones are not to be fucked around with. If you’re anything less than immortal, touching it for more than a second will make you explode. MAYBE if you got a couple of people to share the load, you could hold it for a minute or two, but even then if you push it too far your head will pop off like a soda bottle.”

Thor 2: Jane Foster absorbs an Infinity Stone into her bloodstream, sees the whole of the universe, develops defensive superpowers, goes for days where her only negative side effects are a fever and occasional fainting.

Jane Foster is raw as hell.

Whenever I watch Thor 2 I always get urked by one scene where he’s at Charring Cross and the lady tells him North Greenwich is 2 stops away - It’s not. It’s two stops on the Northern Line then he has to change at Waterloo station (which is huge) and then take the Jubilee. 

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So every time I watch the movie I just imagine Thor wondering around waterloo station lost trying to look for the Jubilee line

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like WHERE IS IT. THE LADY SAID IT WAS 2 STOPS AWAY

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someone HELP HIM

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The smile. That can kill me.