thomas jefferson joke

The Election of 1800

M: “It’s crazy that the guy who comes in second gets to be Vice President”
J: “Yeah, you know what? We can change that. You know why?”
M: “Why?”
J: “‘Cuz I’m the Preside–”
B: “Y-You can’t just do that!
J:

  • Lafayette: So, Alex, is Jefferson really THAT bad? There must be something you admire about him, no?
  • Hamilton: Well, I don- wait what are you doing here I thought you were in-
  • Lafayette: [ignores] Possibly, maybe, anything about him..?
  • Hamilton: [sighs] Fine. I.. guess he's kind of *whispers secret*
  • Laf:
  • Ham:
  • Ham: Please don't repeat that to any-
  • Laf: [rips out hair tie, and drops accent]
  • Jefferson: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
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Since Presidents’ day and Valentine’s day are so close together, I thought it would be appropriate to make some presidential Valentine’s cards.

(I also made sure to keep them clean so that you could actually give them to people lol)

yumi-yuka-yuki  asked:

The way you make Jefferson seem so crazy is so funny it's great :D

Ah! Thank you!! When you said crazy, it brought to mind a conniving Jefferson, you know, an actual “working behind the scenes, class A asshole”…

When in reality the way I draw Jefferson is just–

(Still an asshole mind you)